Lauren Goodger #10 Big Loz has got her fairy tail ending.Can Backgrid keep misrepresenting.

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Of course she wants a show! She’s seen what it’s done for sam and ferne, exposure and money wise. This baby will be her income source. Ugh she is vile and so vacuous
and not exactly honest, she hasn't been since this pregnancy was announced.
 
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This is her latest fave restaurant. She was chucked out of Sheesh a few years ago when they heard Marky boy, the Pwince of Essex, was on his way 😆
Ohhhh. Yeah I knew there was some story. She went and plonked herself down at the front table with people she didn’t know so that mark and Michelle would see her when they walked in but got booted out before they arrived

I think mr melon is one she promotes for free food and she knows that guy really well. I think it’s poorly rated though (I think). Cheap knock off version of Sheesh
 
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duck right off. This is NOT happening. A petition needs creating and sent to itv. This shits been done to death
The thing is though a lot of people would watch it, including all us! So ratings wise it would no doubt be a winner. Despite her not really having any discernible talents she’s still constantly in the DM, still talked about etc
 
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I have felt sorry for Lauren at times, but that has ended today! I cannot believe her Instagram story Q&A (she must have sent some in herself, who in their right mind has sent in a ‘question’ saying she’s a strong independent woman and that they’re excited to watch her journey?!) But mainly the one that Charles’ family are ‘proud of him’ for ‘getting her’. A) I doubt that as she’s about 2 minutes younger than his mother and B) what a totally arrogant and insane thing to say, she is no prize at all. Deluded narcissist who was on a reality show 10 years ago. Ugh :mad:
Yep. Welcome to the club. She infuriates us all.
 
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Ah I see so it's basically an extension of their YouTube and or Instagram branding brought to life on a TV screen so Big Loz will be begging for one of these.
Yes. And because they’ve sold their soul to the devil it also allows for things that they’d rather not be filmed and captured for posterity like Sam’s partner’s relationship with his mother.
 
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Mummy (ex-TOWIE star) shows how hard it is juggling their amazing career with their little ones who are spoilt, badly behaved prima donnas. Kids get #gifted loads of stuff which they don’t appreciate, dressed up for photo shoots to flog crap clothing/merchandise and they go on holiday every 3 weeks to the Maldives or similar. People who actively watch and enjoy this programme must have had a lobotomy at the same time they pushed a baby out.
How hard life is??? But she just gets up. Bends over her bed and wiggles her butt then spends a day editing it on her sofa. I don’t think ITV would get much good content. Oh sorry I forgot the endless walks though carparks.
 
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Hopefully the fact she’s had an OF means she won’t be considers for that type of “wholesome”
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Yes. And because they’ve sold their soul to the devil it also allows for things that they’d rather not be filmed and captured for posterity like Sam’s partner’s relationship with his mother.
Oh my god! That whole setup is beyond the beyond.
I would love to see what goes on on the daily with Lauren, I expect it may be even stranger.
ITV you must give this woman a show.
 
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Hopefully the fact she’s had an OF means she won’t be considers for that type of “wholesome”
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Sadly I don’t think ITV have morals like that. Sam was a topless model, and ferne publicly defended her acid attacker boyfriend and visited him in prison. Not judging sam at all that was her choice (definitely judging ferne) but ITV will just go with whatever brings in ratings and I’m ashamed to admit I’d watch Lauren’s show purely to take the piss.
 
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Just had a thought guys... When Chazbod was asking about clothing manufacturers do you think he wanted to make a range of crass and insensitive babygros because his mum and Big Loz loved that one so much? 😱

‘I’m here because my mum and dad had ‘the sex’’; ‘3 months early and still fully grown because hormones’; ‘mummy has baby brian lol’; ‘good job I’m cute because my nappy smells of tuna’ etc.
 
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I don’t think ITV would touch her with a barge pole but can imagine someone like quest or red or whatever it was would... look at Katie price! Don’t think they’d care she’s a Covid denier, lockdown breaking, the gay porn or OF, the cyanide thing. If anything it’s great car crash tv!
 
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Oh Bollocks!!

Could you even imagine the carcrash TV this would be ... the yung gel (who’s actually a fully grown, what 35 yr old woman?) who can’t think what’s a healthy thing to make for dinner (and refers to a tuna sandwich as ‘homemade’) I wonder what income she actually has coming in realistically (how much would a magazine article pay) & split between the two of them how long could that last given the lifestyle she pretends to lead. No wonder she’s constantly on the beg for freebies - every business she’s tried has failed because she’s Lazy & incompetent.
 
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A mummy diaries show with Big Loz and chunky Chas? Sorry, but sign me up. Can you imagine the exciting scenes of sweetcorn eating and the both of them trying to articulate words of more than one syllable? It will be the gift that keeps on giving.
 
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Can ITV afford the Hollywood level CGI she would insist on to filter herself?
Probably not, a lot of their money is being used to pay for Covid 19 logistics plus Tech stuff.
(which BTW is keeping us motorcycle couriers in business)
 
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