She’s so melodramatic about the bloody dog. Before I had kids I was obsessed with my pets but never to this degree - I loved them completely and spent a fortune making their lives as nice as possible, but crying for 3 hours at a time and posting videos about anxiety when the dog is already being looked over by the vet is so over the top. She’d never cope with a human baby.
ETA I still have the pets and am still smitten with them. Just after kids your emotions do get shifted around a bit and you learn to deal with more frequent stress and worry!