Last text or message you sent!

[DCICassieStuart]

"Can you pick up a bag of carrots somewhere?"

Not for my dinner, but to feed some local donkeys

 

[Tree_]

Did he reply? I’d love to know if he accepted your invitation

Me too now

 

[Readread]

"Wow that's good"

(In response to my husband telling me how well he is playing at golf )

 

[Mrs Cucumber]

"Yea, i like dead people "

To my best mate about a spiritual evening lol

 

[watermelon sugar]

I’m a slut for anything biscoff

 

[WilmaHun]

Have you read the family Whatsapp group? God they talk some shit. If I leave are they gonna moan?

to my Mum about my aunties

 

[watermelon sugar]

'Yeah and an engagement ring"

Just me hinting to my fella

 

[AlanBanan]

Will you stop giving me grief about my socks, they’re my love making socks!

to my friend who’s slagging off me choice of footwear

 

[jackolantern]

GRRRRRRRRR

Because my boyfriend wouldn't break our diet and get a Chinese

 

[Renegadedancer]

‘ I’ve already said yes’

To teen who keeps asking the same question

 

[nbt]

This gif…

In response to my boyfriend saying “ - I just want to get in and quickly sort”

 

[whisperchat]

'you deserve someone to treat you like a queen'

To my friend, her boyfriend of over a year broke up with her and said that he just sees her as more of a ‘best friend’ than girlfriend. She’s heartbroken.

… arsehole.

 

[whisperchat]

Let us know when you get a response!

He said it’s alcoholic gastrointestinal something or other…. But they checked his liver and it’s all clear. He’s only 24

 

[WilmaHun]

There’s a spider in the bathroom can you get it please? And I’ll have a squash when you come up too. Thanks love you

 

[CherryBakewell]

“I want fajitas for tea tonight pls ”

 

[WilmaHun]

Thanks mum, what would I do without you x

 

[justmeandmycat]

I can’t even smell mushrooms.

 

[lozzapaloozza]

Aw bless her - in reality me not caring one bit

 

[Meangirl815]

Right I've watched the Aussie new year on the news. I'm good for tonight

 

[irishnosebag]

Don’t invite me…I’m not coming