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[watermelon sugar]

Me and my bf just text each other the pig emoji when the conversation has ended and there's nothing else to say idek why

 

[Blue pumpkin]

No don't text me when you're leaving work, just text me when you're on your way back from the chippy.

 

[WilmaHun]

You're useless. Send me her email and I'll sort it for you.

 

[WilmaHun]

"I know we've not been here long but I really think we should move house.... So, I have been doing some digging and this is what we can get on a new house.......... love you x"

Hoping the "love you" at the end softens the blow

 

[Lunamoon22]

""

I'm a woman of few words when it comes to texting

 

[Scottish Care Bear]

To My Mum this image of her puppy Nevis with the caption “Give Me The Quavers Or Else!”

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Sent this to my friend who drives a van for work

 

[DCICassieStuart]

"Can you pick up a bag of carrots somewhere?"

Not for my dinner, but to feed some local donkeys

They were quite appreciative. I don't know their names. Will have to find out.

 

[whisperchat]

‘Yeah but the decisions he's making are not wise. Drinking and doing drugs until you're vomiting blood is not very grown up is it.’

And the drama continues peeps lol. I swear my life is just one big shit storm right now

Anyone wanna swap phones with me for a day? I promise you wouldn’t be bored

 

[Pinkii]

‘Come to the bedroom quick’

9 months pregnant and had a major leg cramp and couldn’t move and needed my husband to come rub my calf

 

[WilmaHun]

Stop leaving your dirty clothes NEXT to the laundry basket you lazy twat!

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Did he reply? I’d love to know if he accepted your invitation

Literally going to write the same
I need to know the outcome

 

[Butterfly444]

15 minutes til I get paid - should I order some nuggets? oops

 

[Columbo]

"You irritate me so much, I ask two questions in 1 text, why are you only capable of answering 1?! xx"

I feel this so hard

 

[jarv]

The dad from Friday night dinner has died

 

[Marie95]

'done my workout, coffee in hand, fajitas for dinner, no one is ruining the day for me'

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

“I genuinely don’t know how long dying takes, maybe she’s still in there!”

About a friend who is at the hairdressers, having her hair coloured - I didn’t notice the unfortunate autocorrect until after

 

[WilmaHun]

Tell him to shut up please he’s doing my head in


to my partner across the room about his brother whose been talking shit at us for the last hour whilst we are trying to get on with stuff

 

[Oohthedrama]

“What are the odds of Wilma getting her car back do you think“

”who’s Wilma”

“a cartoon character with fab hair”

“Libby just wished me a happy birthday which is awkward because it’s not my birthday but...she might have cake”

”where did you get my number.....who’s this“

”ok bye, love you, and happy birthday, btw djokovic lost”

 

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