I think it’s ‘sassy’?! As to what ‘sassy’ is, well your guess is as good as mine!
Well folks, just in case your Wednesday was looking a little bland don’t worry as Jemma’s shooting some more of her Home range today apparently. No doubt she’ll be back again taking over Stacey’s house and pool (I don’t know if you knew Stacey has a pool, she does tend to keep it quiet
![Winking face :wink: 😉](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f609.png)
) ‘cause as we all know she likes to pretend it’s her house and she’s super successful, but why on earth she thinks we’re going to get as excited as she does for stickers for bloody beakers with straws is beyond me!
![Woman shrugging :woman_shrugging: 🤷♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f937-2640.png)
Now maybe I’m going to be a bit controversial here, I don’t mean to, but personally as a grown adult I wouldn’t want a ‘cold cup’ (as she very grandly calls them
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
) to drink from, let alone one with my name and bloody stickers all over it. It just seems utterly bizarre that she seems to be trying to market them as the must have summer accessory when they just look childish and with regards to her cups especially, like cheap tat! She’s bloody deluded!
Anyway I suppose should we all be sitting with money to burn after having to remortgage just to pay the gas and leccy bills and cutting down to only eating 3 days a week, we can always have a splurge and waste, sorry spend, fifty bloody quid on spice jars. Oh and throw out our old spice jars which we’ve already spent a fortune on buying labels from her for. As if!
duck off Jemma, you’re about as grounded and relatable as that sister of yours!
![Flushed face :flushed: 😳](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f633.png)
* shakes head* Deluded I tell you, deluded, next she’ll be thinking she’s famous!
![Face with hand over mouth :face_with_hand_over_mouth: 🤭](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92d.png)