Maybe as part of his fitness regime he is now cycling there?Also, if the jogging photo is ACTUALLY from this AM as she says in the post… what does she mean convince Guido to come with her? Guido woke up in Florence this AMwould be a long run!
Kylie Flavell #7 Kylie claims Alain Delon called her 'bella' but now complains he is just an old fella
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I thought of that as well lol. Well, one, the lighting is def late morning. First light is around 7.30am now, so her "early riser" statements seem funny. Pre-breakfast run? At 10am? Lol.Also, if the jogging photo is ACTUALLY from this AM as she says in the post… what does she mean convince Guido to come with her? Guido woke up in Florence this AM
Also yes...is Guido down in Florence, then? Day off?
Or maybe somebody has a hard time maintaining their narrative...Probably in Florence having a nice plate of parpadelle with Cinghiale and a huge glass of wineI thought of that as well lol. Well, one, the lighting is def late morning. First light is around 7.30am now, so her "early riser" statements seem funny. Pre-breakfast run? At 10am? Lol.
Also yes...is Guido down in Florence, then? Day off?
(I know this is where I would like to be )I keep going back to this name with a grin —— branch man g weeds —- ecologist? Tree hugger? Pot grower? Pure curiosity - it is an excellent day when someone makes another laugh.
Ha! I didn’t even make the connection. “Gweeds” is purely phonetic. Branch Man- earlier in the thread someone made a witty joke about “The Branch Man Cometh” after we all watched Gweeds hop on the branch last week. I liked the joke a lot, I think I’ll keep calling him Branch Man
I had no idea I was giving him several botanical nicknames. I keep hoping Alessandro will chime in with another great title. Do we have any suggestions? I’ve tried to put something together but I don’t think I have the gift!
Kylie Flavell: Passive Aggressive Patreon Pleaser (?)
Indeed @Alessandro I always look forward to your pithy new titles. I’m still hoping for one with heliophile in it but not so sure it’s relevant to the occasion. 
@aLieParallel Branch Man is funny. Notwithstanding the botanical imagery, it also evokes for me a bank manager, working in a London suburb somewhere …Branch Man
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Actually, I was thinking it meant a man’s three legs, but the one above has about six !Indeed @Alessandro I always look forward to your pithy new titles. I’m still hoping for one with heliophile in it but not so sure it’s relevant to the occasion.
@aLieParallel Branch Man is funny. Notwithstanding the botanical imagery, it also evokes for me a bank manager, working in a London suburb somewhere …
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Branch Boy sounds better to me ! I get the reference now to his jumping on the branch that toppled KyLIE. Could also call him Babboom or Gorilla Guido. Deep in the wilds of Magliano, Gorilla Guido jumps on his branches in a mating ritual with KyLIE of the Forrest; he in his red Speedo and she in her purple chiffon loin cloth.
Ha! I didn’t even make the connection. “Gweeds” is purely phonetic. Branch Man- earlier in the thread someone made a witty joke about “The Branch Man Cometh” after we all watched Gweeds hop on the branch last week. I liked the joke a lot, I think I’ll keep calling him Branch Man
I keep hoping Alessandro will chime in with another great title. Do we have any suggestions? I’ve tried to put something together but I don’t think I have the gift!
Excellent code name for a person with pencil pines, wood cutter, tractor and cherry trees. I look forward to Alessandro title suggestion —Ha! I didn’t even make the connection. “Gweeds” is purely phonetic. Branch Man- earlier in the thread someone made a witty joke about “The Branch Man Cometh” after we all watched Gweeds hop on the branch last week. I liked the joke a lot, I think I’ll keep calling him Branch Man
I keep hoping Alessandro will chime in with another great title. Do we have any suggestions? I’ve tried to put something together but I don’t think I have the gift!
Or an accountant using any means possible to get back to Florence. I cracked up laughing when I saw this - excellent.Indeed @Alessandro I always look forward to your pithy new titles. I’m still hoping for one with heliophile in it but not so sure it’s relevant to the occasion.
@aLieParallel Branch Man is funny. Notwithstanding the botanical imagery, it also evokes for me a bank manager, working in a London suburb somewhere …
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I must say all names amusing - branch man is the one. Being dragged outside every weekend to attend to her need for content of film for vlog. I am imagining strong demands from partner -branches reaching out - slowly squeezing out any notion of happy, lazy downtime. Such a good name - so appropriate as he drives up to window. He looks up to smile and speak before moving tractor forward. His loved one looks out from open window from above. What Disney film comes to mind. Disney should look into a film featuring new character - branch man. Yes I like this name as it could go in any direction. Ha ha enjoyed this.
of course he had branches in cart behind tractor.
“Kylie Flavell #8: Renovating herself into Ruin, Revealing the Rip Off”? It’s not as illustrative as Alessandro’s contributions but it’s all I can come up with
i love it, to be fair she has done so little what else can we put in a title“Kylie Flavell #8: Renovating herself into Ruin, Revealing the Rip Off”? It’s not as illustrative as Alessandro’s contributions but it’s all I can come up with
Jerry I assume you have expertise in camera shots - my question - does photoshop play in her calendar country girl photo? Interesting that you note - yes - numbers are climbing therefore strategy definitely in place.
or maybe the term - filter - my claim to fame pointing, focus, press so my knowledge very limited. Would like to see a regular photo beside filtered one of her to see difference.
I don’t use filters at all; I prefer your style, to compose and do the settings on the spot. It could be she does, I’ve seen photos of her that look five years older. I’m sure she knows how, but I can’t tell on these.
The photos look real, the smile looks fake.
Can we compare this guy and kylie playing it up to the camera? And what about his (over) a million subscribers and all his patreon doners.
And the chef referring to himself in third person? Anyone else find this annoying?
And also a la Kylie, a distinct lack of negative comments on his YouTube videos
And the chef referring to himself in third person? Anyone else find this annoying?
And also a la Kylie, a distinct lack of negative comments on his YouTube videos
@Mkm phew I couldn’t make it through. I got about to the part where he’s stroking the chefs ego over a very simple pizza in a private dining room and I gave up.
He’s VERY animated, that’s for sure.
Seeing someone like this have nearly 2 mill subscribers makes me question myself. Are his other videos less cringey and staged?
Edit: also, did anyone notice K posted another photo of someone running along the pencil pines? Unclear to me if the figure is her or G.
Speaking as someone who likes those trees: please, god, enough.
He’s VERY animated, that’s for sure.
Seeing someone like this have nearly 2 mill subscribers makes me question myself. Are his other videos less cringey and staged?
Edit: also, did anyone notice K posted another photo of someone running along the pencil pines? Unclear to me if the figure is her or G.
Speaking as someone who likes those trees: please, god, enough.
Only noticed he is actually closer to 2 million than 1 after I posted it, and yeah, he is full on in all his videos, (imagine insisting on close ups of the face for every bite, and being full on amazed every time) yet the subscribers and patreon lap it up as much as the he does the food.
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