I cannot even watch that crepe video past 60 seconds. Ridiculous. Maybe she wants to communicate joy for life, but we know what she's really communicating. Because what woman turns her own body into an object of spliced together parts like that?
I thought I remember hearing that Salman Rushdie was angered by Padma Lakshi continually making love to the camera when she was supposed to be making food. He thought, what is she really up to with the camera? Who is this for? Because it's not for him, he knew.
So I really wanted to learn about crepes. I went back, sat through listening to her go on and on planting visuals in people's heads about her in bed. Gave up. I just wanna stuff my face with crepes and kumquats.
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I'll go to Google.