I'm a bad late capitalist. I just like..y'know, coffee.
Some of those things have to be at least 500 calories. If I'm drinking that many, it had better have booze in it..
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Some of those things have to be at least 500 calories. If I'm drinking that many, it had better have booze in it..
"Crommemberative." Right next to Space Mau-in.
"You can either get 6 inches or you can get 8 inches." How much for just the tip?
"You can either get 6 inches or you can get 8 inches." How much for just the tip?
A whole vlog about a brick and the mysterious wonders of wearing sunglasses...
They we’re really expensive guys. Really expensive. Not cheap, if you missed him mentioning it. Also, cheap sunglasses aren’t any good per his viewers? Pretty sure they’re better than spending four years in the sun without any eye protection.
Is he passively begging for money or just trying too hard to seem relatable?
And don’t get me started on the “the brick is the size of my hand, which is 8 inches” comment….
They we’re really expensive guys. Really expensive. Not cheap, if you missed him mentioning it. Also, cheap sunglasses aren’t any good per his viewers? Pretty sure they’re better than spending four years in the sun without any eye protection.
Is he passively begging for money or just trying too hard to seem relatable?
And don’t get me started on the “the brick is the size of my hand, which is 8 inches” comment….
If I had to guess, probably around a $5 gift card.
If he didn't want something from it, he wouldn't mention it more than 20 times. Works everytime though - he'll probably wear the sunglasses during a livestream and someone will Superchat $200 to him.
No snacks or coffee shown at all in today's vlog - do you think he's found us, or is he trying to shape up for a cruise/water park in two weeks?
Kyle, you’re not a bodybuilder- Do basic, compound lifts. No reason for someone with his level of body large to be doing cable flys lol. That’s a “sculpting” movement for a drug enhanced, already lean bodybuilder, they can have a purpose for advanced lifters as well, which he obviously isn’t either
The drug enhanced comment is unfair and pretty untrue
How many times is he going to say that he can't see the screen in his expensive 200.00 , with 20.00 protection plan glasses?
I’m talking about high level bodybuilders, yea not the avg guy at they gym there
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He mentioned something about holding off on the food especially all the 50th anniversary snacks because his family is coming down and he wants to be able to experience it with them
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Translation: He's waiting for his family to come pay for everything so he can save money for bricks and sunglasses at Disney.Welcome
He mentioned something about holding off on the food especially all the 50th anniversary snacks because his family is coming down and he wants to be able to experience it with them
Well, it's not like they can get much lower quality
Today’s video starts with him saying Genie starts tomorrow, today’s the last day for parks with no lightning lane 20 times.
Emily comes in…whoops he’s there on Sunday….
Embarrassingly corrects himself it’s the last day “for him”
favorite quotes “we have yet to seen that yet”
And in aquarium “this is gonna dump out into the aquarium where i want to exactly be!”
And lastly “let’s go see if space 220 is taking walk ups this late, I’m not gonna eat there I just wanna see for you guys, we will do that later” meaning “I can’t afford space 220 like all other vloggers so I’m waiting for someone to buy my food for me!”
DOOFUS!!!!!
Oh, you have to go to Epcot so you can park hop to Magic Kingdom??? Try making a freaking reservation a few days before instead of day of ya dingus!
Gifted free preferred parking, wonder what guy he charmed to get that.
Emily comes in…whoops he’s there on Sunday….
Embarrassingly corrects himself it’s the last day “for him”
favorite quotes “we have yet to seen that yet”
And in aquarium “this is gonna dump out into the aquarium where i want to exactly be!”
And lastly “let’s go see if space 220 is taking walk ups this late, I’m not gonna eat there I just wanna see for you guys, we will do that later” meaning “I can’t afford space 220 like all other vloggers so I’m waiting for someone to buy my food for me!”
DOOFUS!!!!!
Oh, you have to go to Epcot so you can park hop to Magic Kingdom??? Try making a freaking reservation a few days before instead of day of ya dingus!
Gifted free preferred parking, wonder what guy he charmed to get that.
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I hate him so much.
Also, where were the sunglasses?
G+ and Kyle...I wouldn't have thought the launch would make him more confused, but damn, they managed.
Although I did find his declaration of the thing being "a horse a piece" a delightful Midwesternism. Like when he says "bubbler" for "water fountain."
Although I did find his declaration of the thing being "a horse a piece" a delightful Midwesternism. Like when he says "bubbler" for "water fountain."
Oh I’m sure he returned them after the video, he hadn’t worn them since…doofus lol
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