Kyle Pallo

DonnyBergerStan · Oct 6, 2021

"I really wish I could show you guys, but it's pretty pricey. I'm sure it's going to be an exciting experience, hopefully I can film it for you sometime soon" *wink* *wink*

Fast forward 3-4 weeks to a series of vlogs from a galaxy far far away with hundreds of name mis-pronunciations, overpriced mimosas and a live stream with the lowest bit rate you could ever imagine. That won't stop the Superchats though!

starri · Oct 6, 2021

seanrt said:
He’s starting his pitch to the sugar daddies for a stay in the Star Wars cruiser hotel today.

Well, that's beyond my means.

I'm definitely more of a Splenda daddy.

bramx · Oct 6, 2021

Who’s paying for his dak lodge stay now

starri · Oct 6, 2021

bramx said:
Who’s paying for his dak lodge stay now

Wasn't me. I tapped out at Pop Century for my next (and probably last) visit.

I hate admitting this, but Kyle's seemingly legitimate delight at the Spaceship Earth Beacon of Magic was kind of charming.

bramx · Oct 7, 2021

starri said:
Wasn't me. I tapped out at Pop Century for my next (and probably last) visit.

I hate admitting this, but Kyle's seemingly legitimate delight at the Spaceship Earth Beacon of Magic was kind of charming.

How could you not feel delighted when your life is a paid vacation

starri · Oct 7, 2021

bramx said:
How could you not feel delighted when your life is a paid vacation

A lot of what these guys do is just perfunctory, like they're clocking in at the factory. Kyle seemed to have an actual joyous reaction to the lights.

I think that's one of the reasons I've come to like Patrick's videos so much. If he's faking it, he's faking it REALLY well.

seanrt · Oct 7, 2021

starri said:
Wasn't me. I tapped out at Pop Century for my next (and probably last) visit.

I hate admitting this, but Kyle's seemingly legitimate delight at the Spaceship Earth Beacon of Magic was kind of charming.

I agree. I’ve noticed the Epcot one light up quite a few peoples faces so far. That reminds me of a video he had over the summer he was at Epcot doing I’m gonna ride every ride day. He went on Figment even though he completely hates figment. There was this comment that had me chuckling so hard because the person was like oh look at the magic in your eyes when you’re looking at Figment you must’ve had a really special connection with that ride as a child. She was obviously new to the channel, lol.

starri · Oct 8, 2021

Kyle, commenting on his shrimp dish at Sanaa: "Oh my God, this just smells absolutely like shrimp."

What's the next gift from a sugar daddy going to be? Who pays for his car?

SherryinBA · Oct 8, 2021

He wanted that Savanna room view so bad!! And then was so worn out from checking in he had to rest in his room

. Poor guy, he "needed a nice stacation." I was beginning to think he paid for the room himself but then said somebody "helped" him get it.

starri · Oct 8, 2021

SherryinBA said:
He wanted that Savanna room view so bad!! And then was so worn out from checking in he had to rest in his room . Poor guy, he "needed a nice stacation." I was beginning to think he paid for the room himself but then said somebody "helped" him get it.

Even without the view, he got to flex with the whole Extra Magic Hours for the 1% that his stay entitled him to. He has some stuff on Instagram that was actually pretty douche-y.

I should offer him a stay at All-Star Movies just to see him wrinkle his nose.

airbusA330 · Oct 8, 2021

5014 is a “value studio” room. You don’t get to pick your view. It’s 40% savannah, 40% pool, 20% parking lot view. Values cost less points and are smaller. Literally just checked out yesterday a few doors down from here.

Why can’t these vloggers do the TINIEST bit of research? “Oh I think Savannah’s rooms cost more,” no tit Sherlock.

bramx · Oct 8, 2021

airbusA330 said:
5014 is a “value studio” room. You don’t get to pick your view. It’s 40% savannah, 40% pool, 20% parking lot view. Values cost less points and are smaller. Literally just checked out yesterday a few doors down from here.

Why can’t these vloggers do the TINIEST bit of research? “Oh I think Savannah’s rooms cost more,” no tit Sherlock.

He already doesn’t know what he’s talking about for Genie+ talking about how expensive it will be for everyone to do 3 paid attractions a day when it’s 2 max for every guest

airbusA330 · Oct 8, 2021

bramx said:
He already doesn’t know what he’s talking about for Genie+ talking about how expensive it will be for everyone to do 3 paid attractions a day when it’s 2 max for every guest

Dumb as rocks. Moderately attractive gets you far in the Disney world apparently

starri · Oct 9, 2021

What a flex of his (sugar daddy's) 1% privilege.

The blatant money-grubbing and him acting like he did this on his own....

WDWUO83 · Oct 9, 2021

airbusA330 said:
5014 is a “value studio” room. You don’t get to pick your view. It’s 40% savannah, 40% pool, 20% parking lot view. Values cost less points and are smaller. Literally just checked out yesterday a few doors down from here.

Why can’t these vloggers do the TINIEST bit of research? “Oh I think Savannah’s rooms cost more,” no tit Sherlock.

The view he had of the pool seemed lovely! Obviously, savanna would be the best- but it seemed like a great view. I don’t think there’s much research. Just the assumption that DVC means top tier

starri · Oct 10, 2021

I think we got a hint that he wants someone to buy him Brewers play-off tickets.

He was nosing around the various Fast Fashion stores at Disney Springs, and seemed very confused as to why they were putting out fall/winter clothes.

DonnyBergerStan · Oct 10, 2021

starri said:
I think we got a hint that he wants someone to buy him Brewers play-off tickets.

Don't forget the "Oh I can hardly find any non-cotton shirts or shorts that have front pockets, by the way I'm going to try out this shirt good thing they still have MEDIUMs".

"I kind of like shopping vlogs! Do you like shopping too?" *wink wink*

starri · Oct 10, 2021

"Athleisure" may be his favorite word. And between SuperDry, Ron Jon, and Under Armor...he basic.

I'm surprised that there weren't any dressing room clips with his shirt off, unless I missed them.

bramx · Oct 10, 2021

starri said:
"Athleisure" may be his favorite word. And between SuperDry, Ron Jon, and Under Armor...he basic.

I'm surprised that there weren't any dressing room clips with his shirt off, unless I missed them.

He could really update his wardrobe from the current high school gym class look

starri · Oct 10, 2021

bramx said:
He could really update his wardrobe from the current high school gym class look

I mean, if he spends all of his time wandering around theme parks, does he really need up upgrade to a big boy wardrobe?