Kyle Pallo

[airbusA330]

I mean, if he spends all of his time wandering around theme parks, does he really need up upgrade to a big boy wardrobe?

His looks are already fading IMO & he’s getting a little chunkier…

Old queens bankrolling the operation are going to want better clothes or a better body eventually or the money is going to stop. He can go for the cougars, they obviously think Mike Kay is attractive

 

[starri]

His looks are already fading IMO & he’s getting a little chunkier…

I was watching one of his water park videos from a few months ago (no, I don't know why) and he definitely framed things very carefully and was sucking in his tummy when he wasn't able to.

 

[SherryinBA]

He could really update his wardrobe from the current high school gym class look

I've seen him wear a couple 100 Thieves shirts. I'm not up on the brand. Exclusive?

 

[starri]

It's a clothing brand and professional gaming league combo, if that makes any sense. Prices run like most of the other clothes that he wears. It looks like Lil Nas X is their brand ambassador, which is cool, I guess. I don't know, I've disliked being a walking billboard for a clothing company since the heydey of Abercrombie and Fitch at the dawn of time when I was in college. Although I did like their catalogs for...reasons.

He was absolutely incoherent as he attempted to decide if Genie+ is worth it. And Kite Tails, with Baloo in the drink, continues to be incredibly lame.

Swiss ball crunches + Russian twists + hanging leg raises + really bad form cable flies (which didn't even appear to have weights on them) = workout. It was interesting that he both admitted that the Disney diet isn't healthy and also that he doesn't work out particularly intensely.

 

[Mark81]

It's a clothing brand and professional gaming league combo, if that makes any sense. Prices run like most of the other clothes that he wears. It looks like Lil Nas X is their brand ambassador, which is cool, I guess. I don't know, I've disliked being a walking billboard for a clothing company since the heydey of Abercrombie and Fitch at the dawn of time when I was in college. Although I did like their catalogs for...reasons.

He was absolutely incoherent as he attempted to decide if Genie+ is worth it. And Kite Tails, with Baloo in the drink, continues to be incredibly lame.

Swiss ball crunches + Russian twists + hanging leg raises + really bad form cable flies (which didn't even appear to have weights on them) = workout. It was interesting that he both admitted that the Disney diet isn't healthy and also that he doesn't work out particularly intensely.

Lol that's a pretty tit workout.

And he can train abs as much as he likes but unless he gets diet under control it won't make any difference

 

[starri]

And he can train abs as much as he likes but unless he gets diet under control it won't make any difference

And yet he said he didn't want to add muscle, he just wants to be defined. *MY* deltoids are more defined than his are, and I'm a formerly obese guy who has almost 20 years on him.

 

[DonnyBergerStan]

"Oh my Atlanta, look at these wait times!"

 

[starri]

Is he aiming for a Dunkin Donuts sponsorship?

I can't wait for the awkward videos of him gorging himself with his sister.

Although his attempt to have a healthy lunch failed miserably.

 

[InTheShade]

The sky has opened up and has shed light on my life. I’ve been yelling at the tv watching this doofus and I have found you beautiful people to vent too. Thank you! Lol

so forgive me, for my first thing I just want to say…
I’m sick of his misleading photos on his blogs, like the one from today, how Disney is now decorating for Christmas. They have stars up in Hollywood studios, WOW! Let’s sing Christmas carols and drink hot chocolate and pull out our “Christmas masks”! I have much more but figured I’d start thanking you guys lol

 

[DonnyBergerStan]

The sky has opened up and has shed light on my life. I’ve been yelling at the tv watching this doofus and I have found you beautiful people to vent too. Thank you! Lol

so forgive me, for my first thing I just want to say…
I’m sick of his misleading photos on his blogs, like the one from today, how Disney is now decorating for Christmas. They have stars up in Hollywood studios, WOW! Let’s sing Christmas carols and drink hot chocolate and pull out our “Christmas masks”! I have much more but figured I’d start thanking you guys lol

Welcome! And you're welcome!

This was definitely a stretch, literally only one decoration. And he's always saying how much he loves Halloween but hasn't even gone to Howl O'Scream Busch Gardens, the FIRST EVER Howl O'Scream at SeaWorld Orlando or HHN Hollywood when he went to CA where you can actually film the houses. But now one Christmas decoration is a big deal, ok...

And yeah, the thumbnails are basically visual clickbait - he used to be even worse with clickbait titles, still does them occasionally but not to that extent at least.

 

[Mark81]

You mean like you and your dumbass click bait titles and thumbnails? Such a doofus

 

[InTheShade]

You mean like you and your dumbass click bait titles and thumbnails? Such a doofus

Exactly! Lol!

sometimes I have to pause just to laugh at how stupid some of the things he says. My wife and I quote him a lot, especially the one when he said “Say it with me! 1. 2. 3….It’s a Walk On!”
like how are we suppose to know what you’re going to say! Lol

 

[starri]

I feel like there's a good drinking game:

"What do you think?"

"Comment down below."

[Gets fact wrong]

[Pronounces something incorrectly]

[Word salad that loops back on itself and contradicts itself]

 

[DonnyBergerStan]

You forgot "holy macaroni sauce".

On second thought, that might overdo it.

 

[starri]

I will say this about Kyle, and that he's not burned out on the parks yet.

But then, he has to be, since his daddies need the enthusiasm, I suppose.

I love tattoos and have five, but JFC, that guy's WDW tattoo looked TERRIBLE.

 

[Mark81]

It might just be angles but he is starting to look wider on bottom and narrow on top.his upper body seems to have shrunk

 

[starri]

I mean, maybe he works out harder than he showed us, but literally all he showed was doing basically core work. And not even very intense core work. When he did the cable flies, they were too low (or his stance was bad) for him to really work his chest. Not to mention that if there was weight on the cables, it wasn't much. If that's been his basic style his whole life, he's got some genes to look as good as he does.

Compound lifts, Kyle. You can do it.

 

[Mark81]

I mean, maybe he works out harder than he showed us, but literally all he showed was doing basically core work. And not even very intense core work. When he did the cable flies, they were too low (or his stance was bad) for him to really work his chest. Not to mention that if there was weight on the cables, it wasn't much. If that's been his basic style his whole life, he's got some genes to look as good as he does.

Compound lifts, Kyle. You can do it.

Yeah his gym regime is shocking/non existent really. Definitely not enough to make up for his park diet

 

[starri]

Yeah his gym regime is shocking/non existent really. Definitely not enough to make up for his park diet

The full torso shot when he was driving did appear to reveal a bit of a tum. Even if he doesn't want to be strict enough for abs, he should work his shoulders more, because I bet he has a real tendency towards being pear shaped.

Remember those compound lifts, Kyle? Do some military presses.

"I'm trying to eat healthy during my days in the parks," says the man who...

[checks notes]

opens every video with a coffee-flavored milkshake.

 

[airbusA330]

opens every video with a coffee-flavored milkshake.

Look I like Starbucks coffee (yep don’t mind the sorta burnt roasting) but I never order things like he does.

Every Disney vlogger seems to be obsessed with “coffee” sugar bombs from Starbucks. It’s bizarre: Kyle, the Kay’s, Dim Tracker, PMM.