Perhaps oar' Kylie could contact multi billionaire David Geffen for future cruises. Geffen does have a super yacht worth about $2 billion, but he takes his 'boys' on month long cruises around the Mediterranean and the South Pacific with far above "club and coral" level accommodations.
Gotta' work this into the griftathon for booze money coming up.
Geffin does, however, like Malcom Forbes before him, have a 'fondness' reportedly for '...tall and very handsome" guys ...... says the tabloids. Grifty's competition would be stiff (pun intented) but it's worth a shot. Hey Kyle, ask Geffen if he's ever done it with a very short, mangy sweater-back, smelly dwarf? Could work. Who knows? Could be a micro niche audience out there and the multi billionaire could be a member of it. Long shot, but you're welcome.
Just think of the future cruises!
(*I think I've insulted David Geffen. Sorry David!
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Well, stranger things? Amirite?