That Celebration, FL shirt he picked up right after buying the house is his new favorite shirt. He's wearing this thing as much as the Marvel jersey.
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Gosh! He does these particular vlogs to try to quell talk about something. In this case his claims of a bad back. It ALWAYS exacerbates what he is trying to quiet down.Maybe his back pain has to do with his abnormal body shape?
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He has no waist so his back has to do extra work.
Fixed it for you.Maybe astickdick shoved up his a$$ would strengthen and help support his back.![]()
Surprised Kyle isn't already in the comments on this one.
Give it a few hours. He has to eat his dinner from Casey and then she'll go to bed in about an hour and then he'll be on seething all night.Surprised Kyle isn't already in the comments on this one.
Seething and TitoingGive it a few hours. He has to eat his dinner from Casey and then she'll go to bed in about an hour and then he'll be on seething all night.
Don't forget he has to rub one out to some GOP bimbo before he becomes unhinged.Seething and Titoing
I always wanna hear you sayNow introducing BackPain Boy
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with such hit songs as:
I NEED IT That Way
Everybody (KP's back)
You Better Love Me
Quit Playing Games? (Call of Duty)
I'm Larger Than Life
Show Me the Meaning of Grammar
Interesting suggestionBlurryCat/No Swish: can one of you PLEASE make a video of Kyle making his stupid smug faces spliced with some shirtless water park clips with his swim trunks hiked up super high and him doing stupid dances with “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred playing in the background? OMG PLEASE??!? Bonus points if you use this clip HAHAHA!
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God, I can see it now in my head and I am dying.
See, my take is that ol' Zach is working Kyle's popularity for all he can. I think that's the real reason he said he'd take Tater on a cruise if the video got 5,000 likes. He's already starting to churn up views. He's looking to get his channel cross-pollinated by Kyle (with the added benefit of also "pollinating" Kyle in the shower.You’re right! I watched a little clip of a YouTube video that he did and it seems like he’s an up-and-coming YouTuber/travel agent so I can see how he could’ve been a stan and felt starstruck to be able to meet Kyle and Jojo.
I think the proper medical term is grabyourankles spoogedickitisI think I know what the health issue is. Oar poor squirt suffer from a horrible pre-existing condition:
AnyklazyFulloshitis
I'm not so sure how much exposure he'll give Zach and if it'll pay off for him. You know oar squirt will do a piss poor job of "promoting" him and his travel agency. Maybe a half-assed mention ("thanks Zach!"), but he HATES giving people credit for anything.See, my take is that ol' Zach is working Kyle's popularity for all he can. I think that's the real reason he said he'd take Tater on a cruise if the video got 5,000 likes. He's already starting to churn up views. He's looking to get his channel cross-pollinated by Kyle (with the added benefit of also "pollinating" Kyle in the shower.
Kyle will give him a TON of exposure. "Our widdle Kylie has left America's safe bosom and ventured across the big, dark, scary ocean to the lands of Mein Kampf and people who talk like Mexicans" will be boffo views for Tater, and that exposure will bleed over to anyone who is hanging with him (and not just in that shower).
Of course, we can't ignore the pink RC Adidas jersey though. That still may require some explaining.
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I think the proper medical term is grabyourankles spoogedickitis
I can't remember the name for the Wisconsin Travel agency.I'm not so sure how much exposure he'll give Zach and if it'll pay off for him. You know oar squirt will do a piss poor job of "promoting" him and his travel agency. Maybe a half-assed mention ("thanks Zach!"), but he HATES giving people credit for anything.
Tattle tends to do more digging and research than your average Pallo fan. His stans will hear the name Zach, but that might be about it and I doubt they'll look into it.