Today's dump....
-Kyle says Aston Martin correctly and then inexplicably says AUSTIN Martin.
-He also so says bags correctly
-Reiterates that he will be making his parents split their stays at his house and DELUXE resorts
-Oh no, wait times are long! It must be so hard having an annual pass and not being able to ride something for the 100th time
-Tries bribing his dad with a stay at his house to ride Tower
-GROUNDBREAKING footage of Rock 'n' Roller Coaster being closed... the whole area is "extinct"
-He finds out it opens in summer and then uses the powers of deduction to put together that it could be closed HALF A YEAR
-Unable to do any prior research, walks to exit of gift shop door to find out it's closed
-Still doesn't seem to be sure that RnR isn't being rethemed
-Awkwardly forces his mom to get a birthday button
-Stops by Brown Derby Lounge to get.... even though he doesn't drink... DRINKS!
-Makes his parents split a drink while he drinks a big boy Manhattan by himself
-Kyle is a coward little baby boy who orders adult drinks that are literally just liquor and is surprised they taste strong
-GIANT UPDATE ABOUT LITTLE MERMAID... there is a casting call
-He proclaims it to be the year of Disney World
-He dropped his camera and now it's buzzing, he now HAS to get an unnecessarily expensive new lens
-Tries to make his parents do Goofy impressions, they refuse, Kyle proceeds to do an impression of how we all think he actually sounds
-Points out a car (speeder) in Batuu that is LITERALLY FLOATING
-Kyle hears people speaking Portuguese and French
-Bummed his parents are here while parks are busy, but points out they are actually here to do everything at house for him
-Kyle sees construction update on ice cream stand near MuppetVision and proclaims it will be open any day (based on nothing)
-"It says says ice cold so it's gotta be food I mean sorry coke as well. THE DRINK COKE" (what the fuck was that comment)
-He somehow makes the conclusion it will be open in March or April based on literally nothing
-Sad he can't get early check in for dinner when there is a line to get in outside. Boo-fucking-hoo
-He sees some construction happening in gift shop and ... surprise surprise... doesn't know what's going on and aimlessly guesses
-Apparently giving up on eating "healthy"
-He's giddy that deviled eggs give you the farts
-Unbearable to watch him eat food with his mouth open constantly
-Susan reminds us she doesn't like spice because their lives are fucking boring white bread trash
-Kyle apparently doesn't normally like chicken? News to me
-It hilarious to me that DADDADDAD loves to disappear and hide from the family every chance he gets
-Now that park day is over it's back to the coal mine... err... setting up tater's apartment for them