It's so obvious that he has zero cruises booked other than the Icon one.
I have a feeling that Kyle is going to fully pay for the Icon of the Seas cruise - just not with money and not to the cruise line.
I can not wait for all the satire to be unleashed on his vlog. I can hear the violins now.I can't wait for Kokushibo to go HAM with a satire video about this vlog, full of teary eyes and quivering mouth.
Hoping for some Tito's-fueled tweets tonight! Entertain us, bro
Kyle: "I'm so stressed, so much anxiety, need a break so much..."
Also Kyle: Going on a week long cruise this month, on a brand new ship with tons of amenities.
Stressed out cause he has to embark on a new direction to save his channel. The Patreon tiers will be essentially like an OnlyFans subscription. He alludes to this as he’s prepping his body: Healthy green beans diet, weight loss, gonna go to gym to workout and gain muscle.
Will Casey’s feet be an extra bonus in his Coral level tier?
Probably preparing to try again with the thirstbait thumbnails that worked for him in 2022. He's basically trying to repeat the success of 2022... Patreon, cruises, thirstbait thumbnails, and shower shows.
So basically, he needs to be a YouTube soft porn star at sea.
He’s getting back in shape for his sugar daddies since his money is drying up. Notice that in today’s vlog, he made no mention of the house. He could’ve used that excuse of “potentially purchasing a home” as one of the reasons that he’s stressed, but he didn’t. Although he might just be setting everything up like he did for today’s vlog. Yesterday he tweeted about how stressed he was followed by the stressful walk in the woods/existential crisis video and his fans fell for hook line and sinker. Next thing he’s going to do is say that he “elected not to go through with the home purchase” because he’s trying focus on his art and make better content. Also so many changes are happening and he’s moving in with Casey so it’s just too much all at once and he doesn’t want to rush into it. And again his fans will fall for it, and say how mature he is for making that decision.
Right now she’s in love and blind apparently but that’s gonna get old. Her having to come home every night watching him sitting there playing video games while she goes out and works all day. Also, he basically blamed her for having a slow year in 2023 as far as traveling so I’m sure there’s gonna be many times this year that he’s probably gonna leave her behind and do things on his own to try to save his channel. Eventually she’s gonna start resenting that.
OMG yes! And it kills me when they’re like, “your life is changing” and “you’re getting so mature”, “hang in there bud” and all this other stuff like he’s some 20-year-old kid. His stans treat him just like his parents and Alexa treat him. Like a fragile special needs child. He’s a grown ass man and they baby him so much.
Took a screenshot as I had a gut feeling Kyle might try some of her ideas. Let’s see how many things from Sam’s list Kyle attempts to copy.
Living together is a lot different than "dating" and she's going to quickly learn that. She thinks his infantilism and acting as his mommy is "cute" and "fun" right now, but I guarantee it's going to get old when she's tired from her 9-5 and he demands she pick up groceries, cook, clean, and take out the trash every night while he's been lounging around in his pajamas playing video games all day. And she's going to quickly find out about his wall-punching antics and temper if she ever tells him no. Also people tend to get comfortable when they live together, so she's going to see more of his 'true self.' I bet he currently tells her how hard he's working all day, but she's going to find out how much of a lazy bum he is.
His stans are like a cult with how they coddle and protect him like he's a fragile child. They all gang up on anyone offering up constructive criticism and they all sound exactly like grifty with how they tell people they're jealous and "stop watching if you don't like it."
