He's such a fucking idiot.
He's terrified of anything that is not familiar, things he's not used to, food he doesn't recognize, and people who don't look like him. This is why he only stays within a few specific areas within Orlando.His problem is he isn't adventurous enough to go to anything outside of his Disney Bubble. There is SO much more to do in Orlando alone.
If he doesn't know what to expect, it's too far outside of his comfort zone unless he has a chaperone to act as his security blanket and protector from all things new and different.
All the things he does outside of Disney are "safe" or he has someone else taking lead. The Iberostar trips were relatively "safe" since they were outside of busy times and he had Casey to hold his hand. New York was "safe" because he had mommy and sister-wife there to protect him. Even going to the mall. He won't do it without Casey.
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in 3 seconds flat, I found a list of things to do that are not Disney Parks related.
One thing that I'm sure is his hang up on going to do different things is that there is a cost related with going. He's broke so he can't afford to go.
He sits around in that apartment whenever he's not at rushing to and from a park to film his daily dump. He has no friends, doesn't go anywhere, etc. He sits in that tiny apartment and plays Call of Duty, binge watches Netflix, scrolls on X and social media to see what people are saying about him, posts on his sock puppet, plays with his tissues and tosses them next to the bed, and orders DoorDash.You know what I would like. NOT for him to take a break BUT to video himself for 24 hours so we can see what he ACTUALLY does with this time to prove that he is overworked and stressed out.
He did NOTHING in this video and then went home and played some golf in the living room. What was he planning to do the rest of the day? Probably nothing and just waiting for Casey to come home.
Volunteering will never happen. He says he needs to focus more on himself this year, since he was focusing too much on Casey and his relationship in 2023Safe to say his new years resolution didn't include volunteering with a group that helps those in need. The guy has too much free time and needs some perspective on the reality of life outside “his bubble.”
If Kyle wants to learn more about cooking and safe meal prep habits, there are plenty of places that prepare meals for the elderly and homeless. I bet at least one has a need for volunteers.
Why is he golfing ON the dining table?Hey KP! I’ll give you a little credit. I doubted you could play golf in your apartment and you proved me wrong!
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Wanna bet if he were to do this it would end up being a 12 part series.You know what I would like. NOT for him to take a break BUT to video himself for 24 hours so we can see what he ACTUALLY does with this time to prove that he is overworked and stressed out.
Wanna bet if he were to do this it would end up being a 12 part series.
Garland better stay up until he moves.Why is he golfing ON the dining table?
His life is full of difficult choices.
Coffee table or putting green?
Barstools or Lorcana cards?
Almost time to take down those Christmas decorations, my guy. Will you be storing them in the garage where you and Casey saw the big bug a few weeks ago? Have the bug’s little friends made a home in your stored items? Will they be making the trek to your new place?
I know a lot of grandmas that use power tools. And a lot of gays too. A good portion of KP's audience is gonna be turned off by this news.I learned today that Kyle Macho Man Pallo gets scared when he sees power tools left unattended. The blade was detached from the saw & he was still scared. I’d like to see him actually use a saw zaw. I know he’d do that high pitch scream & then drop it the moment it turns on.
Mommy told him to stay away from sharp objects unless he has supervision.I know a lot of grandmas that use power tools. And a lot of gays too. A good portion of KP's audience is gonna be turned off by this news.
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