Kyle Pallo #62 Seething as his peers are succeeding

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Kyle and Savannah... man, they seem perfect for each other. I can't believe I'm saying this, but he actually has chemistry with her.

Kyle Pallo #63 Kyle and Savannah sitting in a tree..... S - U - C - K - I - N - G at life
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She's a good 4-5 inches taller than dwarf boy and about twice as wide. She'd have little piggy saying oink in seconds
he will use his shortness to his advantage to motor boat
 
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I guess his 5am wakeup writing down all good things to vlog didn't work out that well. Another boring video today.
 
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He's holding his camera out the passenger window, over a bridge, while driving
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He says he feels cool walking around in his onesie

 
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Now his unabomber look includes a packers onesieView attachment 2678117
I’m sorry, but he looks like those crazy characters who wander around Times Square bothering people to take photos.
“Wanna take a photo with me? Just $10!”

Does he really think he looks cool? He’s right; he’s not part of Gen Y or Gen Z because nobody in those generations would dress like this! He is his own generation- Gen N for Needy Narcissistic kNuckleheaded gNat.
 
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Lil' Kylie is manic and off the hook because Sister-Wife is there. He's walking around clutching Alexa's shoulder, the same way he walks around with Casey and his mom.



OMG This is a 30 year old man...

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Didn't he only last about a week doing VIP tours before they switched him to merchandise?
Definitely not X. That outfit just screams " look at me!"
 
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OH ___ MY ___ FUCKING ___ GOD! I saw that monstrosity yesterday but just thought it was a laughable hoodie/jacket and matching shorts. THAT would have been god awful and embarrassing enough and something I'd expect a 30 year old ret@ rded, infantile man to wear ___ BUT IT IS A FUCKING ONSIE! I repeat ___ OH ___ MY ___ FUCKING ___ GOD! .. and he's "proud" to wear THAT in public?
All that's missing is the Baby Packers Do-rag and Bow .


This is the proper response from a Packers' fan to seeing anyone, especially Pallo, wearing that cringe and hysterically funny "ensemble."
 
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He said that KEVIN bought him this. For Christmas? Neither of them ever mentioned exchanging with them.
 
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He said that KEVIN bought him this. For Christmas? Neither of them ever mentioned exchanging with them.
OMFG! "Oh Kyle. You'll look soooo' cute in this."


Well, if Kevin bought that onsie for Pallo, as flesh crawling as that thought is, I think we can assume it has one of those convenient "long-john's flaps" in the back for bathroom breaks _____ and quick entries!

 
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“It’s marathon weekend, I need to do one soon”
This just shows how unplanned and lazy this short little slob is.

As a”Disney vlogger” you’d think he’d capitalize on an event such as a marathon…..But, our boy literally gives us what we expected. He walks around aimlessly at a value resort and then Lorcana cards and more wondering… oh and throw in a food review(ish) which was a typical disaster.

Thank you Kyle for not letting us down…. We knew you’d figure out how to fudge up the vlog and you came through like a wrecking ball
 
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