Kyle Pallo #55 Hosted in His Mind, Roasted By the Truth Online

[BlurryCat]

Could the bum be any lazier? He can't even take 2 seconds to fold a towel after he uses it to hang it back on the towel rack. While most normal humans take pride in their new apartments or homes once they move in, this grifting grease-mobile continues to live the life of the same slob that he was in the frat boys apt. with Dan and JoJo. His parents must be so proud! How sad is it that he is only going to get worse as time marches on! I guess that's what living an ambition-less life, pampered by a family and a "girl friend" who cater to your every whim, gets you in life. Maybe the saddest part of all is that he flaunts his ignorance and stupidity in front of a camera every day, and is proud of his work! It's really a sad story.

And he thinks everyone is jealous of him.

 

[Disney_Fan]

He says he gets in Free because of his annual pass - then changes that well I pay $100

 

[Hazeleyes51]

Well, to be fair, Dwarfy said he and the Doormouse had time to put the tree up, but they didn’t have time to ‘fluff’ it.

Wouldn’t ‘fluffing’ just be part of putting the tree up?

Oar, is ‘fluffing’ in the same category as ‘making the bed’

”I work 2 hours a day and play Call of Duty 8 hours a day and hunt for Lorcana cards an hour a day but I don’t have time to fluff my tree or make my bed.”

Lazy Dwarf.

They are lazy as yes, that is part of Christmas decorating. Probably one of the most important.

 

[jipeta2021]

@onechanz +1 here for me too. I enjoy the narration ones but my favorites are the edited videos which highlight the cringe/funny stuff and how much of a moron he is (Susan Amen/MK90 style with clever editing, slow-mo, music, sound effects, etc.)

Same here!

 

[TubeTired]

Yes, and he does the 5-hour wander around live streams where he just rides the Skyliner back and forth and does 3 laps of Crescent Lake, all to milk as many Super Chats as possible. Except of course the 10 minutes where the live stream displays a "We'll Be Right Back" card and we assume Josh had to stop and take a dump (but he swears he's changing batteries).

That's probably only because he'd get arrested and/or beaten up recording in the bathroom.

 

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

What's odd though, I was looking at the 'X' account before they deleted it and it was created in 2009. Could be an old account that Kyle had and changed the handle, but there was tons of pro-Hillary, anti-Trump posted a while back, so not so sure it's KP posing as the fan. Two things I noticed:

1) They were attacking "Peter" before they switched up and pretended to be his friend
2) Their IG account follows KP and the fan group

Seems like it's a "friend of Dorothy" fan with blinders on and a crush on Pallo. I've seen plenty of them say with the same confidence that Kyle has tons of money, is a millionaire, pays for everything, etc. They probably thought they could poke the hornets nest by pretending to be working with "Peter" and hacking everyone's Tattle passwords. But then realized how easily they can be found or had regrets about what they posted and deleted the account.

That is all really sad if true. If that is the case, Jeff needs to find a hot guy on OnlyFans to obsess over instead.

 

[Yunque01]

I seriously, even if we consider this idiot a toddler, can't think of anyone with the thought that taking $400 to Target is living a dream.

A DREAM?

Owning a table must be a hallucination, eating somewhere besides the floor must be out of this world, having your bed made must be living in the lap of more luxury.

What a DUMBASS

Must have just received his monthly YT check or sugardaddy/mommy stipend

 

[jipeta2021]

I thought the same thing! Perhaps he'll bust out a members only jacket next. I bet DadX3 has one he could borrow!

He’s bringing that 90’s dad that shops at Kmart vibe. #vibes #vibey

 

[Disney_Fan]

That 3 foot tree is nearly as tall as Kyle.

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He doesn't have a vacuum - only the broom.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Wow! We never actually took the time to read that post. Talk about grasping at straws. Well, we all know Kyle will draw the short one.

 

[onechanz]

So it looks like he's going to North Carolina to visit Casey's extended family for Thanksgiving.

That poor family. Imagine being the extended Durliat family getting ready for a nice Thanksgiving and Casey flies in with the manic, smelly midget and his camera.

Just another manic midget oh wah oh

 

[Hardly Here]

They don't even check your nonexistent credit score either. Just breathe on the mirror and sign on the line which is dotted.

LOL

 

[kylebateslv]

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Or boy can't count to 5

Question...did he shave his chest to look like Kevin?

 

[Chernabog]

Went back and found that stupid post.

Screenshot in case link doesn't work

 

[Colonel Angus]

Tattle is advertising to me things I've ever looked up or discussed.

 

[Hazeleyes51]

@KierraLanice on Twitter. Not sure about Facebook.

Kyle complained to her in-person about people saying he wasn't #hosted by Disney and she got on to defend him.
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Nope she has nothing on her fb, under Kierra Lanice about her treadMEAL arriving either.

 

[YellowJacket]

He likes things that are “shiny and new.” So off on a buying spree at Target. Stuff from his stans are old and dingy; they’re stored in the garage in those plastic boxes never to be retrieved and awaiting fossilization. No wonder he’s so miserable: his car and girl-friend are no longer “shiny and new” (Technically, the car was never new). Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s looking to replace those soon. On the sock puppet account, wasn’t he looking at muscle mamas?

Muscle Mommies He is really liking all the female 20 something year old wannabe MAGA mouthpieces on Twitter. This is a post he liked yesterday that made me laugh.

 

[croissantfurnace]

Even I don’t know what my password is. I let my password manager generate a random one. I only use it for this site.

 

[SPM418]

That's last year. Oar boy KP doesn't like old-looking things.

Oh that is right, so 2022.

 

[spider kay]

9hrs into today's Kyle Pile and it's already DOA
Scarfing down food, prancing on the dance floor and
strutting with Amazonia Savannah wasn't going to cut
it. He needed to get Alexa the Hulk and Savannah the
Glamazon' together for some swamp mud wrestling.
Clickbait bonanza! Hell, I'd watch that.
Smart money on "Alexa the Hulk" ___ goes in low like the old legend Steeler Franco Harris
and with that upper body strength, Savannah drops like a log.
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Eating And Dancing At My Favorite Epcot
Restaurant: A Day With Casey's Cousin!
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Kyle Pantload's Daily Dump and Ratio:
191K subscribers
(*JoJo at 1,470,000 subscribers)
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1K ____ 1.5K
And on a Saturday. PITIFUL!
He usually does better on the weekends
when people are too busy to drop in '
and downvote these self indulgent and
content vacant vids.

I think her and farlexa would make a nice couple.