Kyle Pallo #52 First Class Dreams, Low-Class Schemes

[KilesCookie]

I wonder what Casey would think of this? Looks like Lil' Man is looking for a new mommy. A muscle mommy.

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He looked into the void of his empty Tito’s bottle for too long last night and found a new fetish.

 

[jipeta2021]

I wonder what happened to that video, where he went back to the Wilderness Lodge and was able to get a golf cart? Wasn’t he posting himself driving around on IG. I believe Casey’s uncle was coming and staying out there if I remember correctly. I wonder if her family decided that they didn’t want to be on camera and he decided not to do a vlog. Or maybe he didn’t have enough content to post it because they just flat out refused to be filmed.

 

[TubeTired]

It is just so hard to wrap my head around the fact that these daily dumps are Kyle’s career. Let me say that again… they are his CAREER that he claims he puts his BLOOD, SWEAT, and TEARS IN. Meanwhile, he doesn’t know what anything is, fumbles on words and KEEPS them in the final cut instead of saying things over and editing out the mistakes, says incorrect things all the time, and just overall gives out a steady stream of crap like diarrhea.

I started imagining if I did equivalent things in my own career like Kyle does in his. It’s as if I wrote emails and reports with a lot of typos and didn’t bother fixing them and just sent them up the chain as is, or went to an important briefing without doing any research or hell, not even make any power point slides, just go to the bigwigs and wing it. Or, went into work with the same clothes and didn’t shower. It’s just seriously so unprofessional and I would have been fired YEARS ago! He may not have a BOSS, per se, but he needs to start to view his audience almost like his boss, because the audience is what pays his salary. You’re not going to get a raise or promotion if you don’t put out quality work, and he’s not going to grow his viewers if he continuously puts out lazy, boring, garbage content. I just don’t understand how he can seriously see himself doing this as a sustainable career for the rest of his life. He’s already getting sick of it himself!

Or spoke at a meeting like he does.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Nate is one food item away from an ER visit and long hospital stay. It will cost him a year’s worth of vlogging money. I can’t believe no one his life pleads with him to stop.

None of these vloggers have a plan B if something happens and they can't vlog. Most of them don't even have health insurance or a retirement plan.

 

[DetroitFartCity]

I-talian. A side of salad. You know the castmember told him that marinara sauce was for the sausage and not the salad. So much talking out of his ass about things happening at AK. He must be using his inherited banker skills to know the ins and outs of Disney's financials.

I'm honestly only still watching because I think his descent into madness is getting closer and closer.

 

[TubeTired]

I-talian. A side of salad. You know the castmember told him that marinara sauce was for the sausage and not the salad. So much talking out of his ass about things happening at AK. He must be using his inherited banker skills to know the ins and outs of Disney's financials.

I'm honestly only still watching because I think his descent into madness is getting closer and closer.

They probably said, "Oh, here's the marinara to put on that" while he was picking up the salad and he never put 2 and 2 together.

 

[DetroitFartCity]

Oh and the number of times he said "plant food" and not "plant based food." I'm pretty sure he doesn't understand what he's eating. I mean, hell, it was years of him having impossible burgers before he found out it isn't meat. He didn't eat plant food, he ate things made from plants. It's a pretty simple distinction.

 

[Adams & Brush]

He was just “in his thoughts” guys! View attachment 2529243

Such a fragile ego on this guy, & Kyle was in this thoughts, if “in my thoughts” = “hungover”

 

[DetroitFartCity]

They probably said, "Oh, here's the marinara to put on that" while he was picking up the salad and he never put 2 and 2 together.

He gets surprisingly more dense every day.
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It makes you wonder -- and of course this is all hypothetical cause he won't do it -- if he hired a brand manager to create and storyboard a four-days-per-week vlog, with researched facts, no on-camera eating, purposeful inclusion of family/friends/Casey, help with editing, etc.... could he actually turn a corner and revive Patreon and generate more YouTube views than now AND flip the ratio-ing? Would the cost of someone to help and fewer vlogs posted (would need to drop the Daily Dump brand) be recouped by ultimately a higher quality product that generates more views and potential sponsorships?

Comment on down below!

Or don't, because we know he'll take the easy way out and churn out Daily Dose Dumps with the least effort possible.

This is the whole bleeping thing. If he put in just the littlest bit of effort, his channel could be huge. If he had an editor cut out all the tit that makes him look stupid, add voice over when needed and he had any kind of real researched plan... ugh, it could be good. But we're a hate group right? We never give him any constructive criticism, right? If he stopped getting butthurt while reading Tattle and actually learned something, he could have the last laugh by being successful... but that would never happen.

 

[jipeta2021]

They probably said, "Oh, here's the marinara to put on that" while he was picking up the salad and he never put 2 and 2 together.

That’s exactly what happened! He’s so bleeping stupid that even after he still didn’t get it because he posted it. He would’ve taken that tit out so quick so we wouldn’t have yet ANOTHER reason to roast his stupid ass.

 

[Squiggy74]

I wonder what Casey would think of this? Looks like Lil' Man is looking for a new mommy. A muscle mommy.

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Whoaaaa quite a difference from his usual Belle type! Lessss gooooooo baybeeeee!

 

[jipeta2021]

 

[NanTeaDrew]

Kyle Pallo #53 He’ll have a salad with marinara dressing.

 

[Vyle Pallo]

Kyle Pallo #53 He’ll have a salad with marinara dressing.

Correction: He’ll have a SIDE OF A salad with marinara dressing that he believes has garlic in it.

 

[YellowJacket]

This is the whole bleeping thing. If he put in just the littlest bit of effort, his channel could be huge. If he had an editor cut out all the tit that makes him look stupid, add voice over when needed and he had any kind of real researched plan... ugh, it could be good. But we're a hate group right? We never give him any constructive criticism, right? If he stopped getting butthurt while reading Tattle and actually learned something, he could have the last laugh by being successful... but that would never happen.

Kyle could but will never do a few things to make his channel more appealing to sponsors:

- Take a shower each and every day, clean clothes everyday
- Stop drinking when filming. NEVER be shitfaced at hosted events
- Use proper English. No one takes you seriously when you say OAR and EYEtalian
- Keep videos shorter by removing filler of riding in your car, at the airport bullshit
- Stop filming ass shots
- RESEARCH BEFORE YOU DO A VIDEO!!!
- ACTUALLY EDIT YOUR VIDEOS!!!!
- Update your Youtube banner! Seem to have the time to update your Twitter sock accounts
- Stop chewing gum and filming yourself eating
- A new gimmick, since your looks are fading quickly

 

[Vyle Pallo]

Here are the best comments from today’s dump. Uh Oh, did the Pallo Clown Posse have a day off??

 

[jipeta2021]

Correction: He’ll have a SIDE OF A salad with marinara dressing that he believes has garlic in it.
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Here are the best comments from today’s dump. Uh Oh, did the Pallo Clown Posse have a day off??

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OMG I just posted the same thing.

 

[Disneysensation]

I-talian. A side of salad. You know the castmember told him that marinara sauce was for the sausage and not the salad. So much talking out of his ass about things happening at AK. He must be using his inherited banker skills to know the ins and outs of Disney's financials.

They probably said, "Oh, here's the marinara to put on that" while he was picking up the salad and he never put 2 and 2 together.

It’s like when he went to the Apple Store to have the scratch on his iPhone’s camera lens evaluated. He misconstrues what the store employees told him: get the coverage and go crack your phone screen (in order to get it repaired - duh, that still doesn’t address the lens scratch which isn’t covered).

Apple Store employee telling him to go crack his phone screen. Disney cast member telling him to put marinara over salad. He’s got to be that stupid to actually believe these things that people didn’t even say.

 

[NanTeaDrew]

Wonder how Kyle’s friend Parker [from the guys cruise] feels about the comments made about Animal Kingdom. I remember either Kyle or JoJo had a vlog with him working there.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Wonder how Kyle’s friend Parker [from the guys cruise] feels about the comments made about Animal Kingdom. I remember either Kyle or JoJo had a vlog with him working there.

Speaking of "friends" what ever happened to Mike the realtor?