"There's a rave going on downstairs" - proceeds to show a small party in a room below their hotel room. Dude, obviously you've never been to one. 
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Books a trendy hotel last minute in a metropolitan area and whines to find"There's a rave going on downstairs" - proceeds to show a small party in a room below their hotel room. Dude, obviously you've never been to one.
He tweeted about the noise at
10:03PM that night. Had to be crazy, right? Well, here are some details about the so called rave. That’s KT Tunstall performing at The Creative Coalition’s annual #RightToBear Arts Gala Dinner. Tickets for the event went for $1250 and up.I would have done a quick Google search, put on some business casual clothes, grabbed a drink and hung out in the lobby. Sorry, I keep forgetting that Kyle knows best and watching basketball on tv is much more fun.
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If Sheryl Lee Ralph was there I'd be drunk dancing around the lobby singing 'In The Evening'.
JULIAN CASABLANCAS WAS THERE!?Books a trendy hotel last minute in a metropolitan area and whines to findan eventa “rave” on a Friday night.
He tweeted about the noise at
I would have done a quick Google search, put on some business casual clothes, grabbed a drink and hung out in the lobby. Sorry, I keep forgetting that Kyle knows best and watching basketball on tv is much more fun.
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Wow I gotta go to more raves!
He definitely is! Always whining about the cost of things like healthcare and such. Kyle you’re lucky you even have any because of the people you keep voting for had a choice… you really would need an onlyFans account to shake them hairy shoulders of yours for some money.
Also he mentioned something about prom, well, you’d have to be nice and likable and maybe people would’ve invited you in their group.
So sorry that all the security in DC makes your life inconvenient Kyle.
No. You can’t tour the Capitol. Yes, the city does feel like it’s on lockdown security wise. BECAUSE IT IS.
The entitlement is absolutely out of control. I’m honestly surprised he didn’t try to waltz into the White House saying “oh it’s cool, I’m a Disney vlogger.”
And people don’t only go there for “videos or pictures” you god damn idiot. His entire world really does exist within his own social media brain.
No. You can’t tour the Capitol. Yes, the city does feel like it’s on lockdown security wise. BECAUSE IT IS.
The entitlement is absolutely out of control. I’m honestly surprised he didn’t try to waltz into the White House saying “oh it’s cool, I’m a Disney vlogger.”
And people don’t only go there for “videos or pictures” you god damn idiot. His entire world really does exist within his own social media brain.
That’s a lot of words…to say absolutely nothing.
And omg Joel “lock people out of a safe haven during a natural disaster” Osteen NOOOOOO
Kyle proclaimed himself a food critic….
Be on the lookout for more food reviews because he eats out a lot
Be on the lookout for more food reviews because he eats out a lot
Word salad trying to make himself sound way smarter than he is.
Analytics-wise his views are doing OK but his new subscriber count sucks. He'd better concentrate on retainment. Which of course he won't because that involves showing an interest in his fans.
Hey Kyle, some advice for you...
Once again travels to a city and doesn't have the intelligence to simply see if the places he wants to visit will be open.
And I'd really, really love it if he would correctly pronounce "picture"... it's not a pitcher.
And I'd really, really love it if he would correctly pronounce "picture"... it's not a pitcher.
It’s like he thinks he got a promotion. I CAN GO ANYWHERE NOW! Last I checked almost none of his videos get over 40k views which is practically nothing. How are these metrics signaling success? What are his measures of success lol? I watched a few of Jojo’s on Tik tok and it is clear why he has a following. He actually attempts narratives, follows trends, and plays up the quirkiness, which I can’t stand but the Disney demo LOVES.
How can he "go anywhere now" when he can't even leave his bubble? Always takes people he's comfortable with as a security blanket while talking like he's an experienced world traveller. He's like watching a 5 year old critique Rome. Sad.
Bet he would never meet up and have drinks with one of his Patreon subs like he did a gamer acquaintance.
Good news for DC Residents - Kyle's not coming back for at least a few years!
Bad news for NYC Residents - Kyle is definitely coming back because he loves NYC so much. Sorry @starri, we're here for you.
Bad news for NYC Residents - Kyle is definitely coming back because he loves NYC so much. Sorry @starri, we're here for you.
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