Title courtesy of @NanTeaDrew
Love it.Title courtesy of @NanTeaDrew
Shivering in the frozen water, next to Emily āIāll never let go of my cameraā¦ Iāll never let goā¦āMaybe Kyle can book his next cruise on the Titanic
She'd still be on her phone!Shivering in the frozen water, next to Emily āIāll never let go of my cameraā¦ Iāll never let goā¦ā
In the recent months, Kyle has impressed thousands with his professional traveling documentation which has included compelling footage of:
- Blue Long Islands (aka Chuggers)
- Grass and Concrete Updates that nobody cares about
- Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway (x47 or so)
- Shower scenes on a channel lots of families with children watch
- Elevators instead of stairs even though he's whined about not getting enough exercise
- A healthy diet of greasy theme park food or 10 course cruise meals (+ 6 or 7 chuggers) even though he's whined about not getting enough exercise
- Kyle's 3 week birthday celebration and everyone going to watch Jason Derulo instead
- Tragic automobile troubles. "It's going to be such a difficult process, by the way I'm going to do another livestream next week"
- Making dinner reservations for 1, than showing up with a larger party and complaining about how slow the service is
- Whining about how crowded the parks are and not getting a reservation because it's Spring Break and the only time some families can make their first vacation in awhile making his laziness ineffective
- Exploring the thrills of gen z relationships like getting famous from having all of your dating life details being shared over TikTok
Plus, we'd have the compelling content of her being on her phone the whole time.Also... I'm not sure what all these people commenting "TAKE EMILY ON A CRUISE!!!" are expecting. She doesn't wake up much before noon / 1PM, so it would basically be the same "solo Cruise Kyle" vlogs that we usually get....
yup... i mean i get that its probably awkward for her to know what to do while he's babbling at the camera, or making "O" faces about steak... but, if shes gonna be a Daily vlogger wife, shes gonna have to embrace it more....Plus, we'd have the compelling content of her being on her phone the whole time.
I thought it was so odd that for a person who wants to embrace the whole vlogger persona, she was always behind Kyle in silence, making weird faces......Literally contributes nothing, not even words. She's just so bland.yup... i mean i get that its probably awkward for her to know what to do while he's babbling at the camera, or making "O" faces about steak... but, if shes gonna be a Daily vlogger wife, shes gonna have to embrace it more....
yeah... i think thats it. So far, I haven't felt like she contributed or added anything to the videos shes been in, the way a lot of his previous "friends" did. Theres really like zero "cute" interactions between the two of them. Which is really odd considering this is her job, too.... I mean maybe it might be different once it becomes "Their" couple's travel channel , but i'm not optimistic....I thought it was so odd that for a person who wants to embrace the whole vlogger persona, she was always behind Kyle in silence, making weird faces......Literally contributes nothing, not even words. She's just so bland.
I reserved a cabana at VB on 5/12ā¦first trip, SO excited! And we arenāt even big water park people.Cabana Bay blows every single Disney moderate resort out of the water. You donāt deserve it, Kyle.
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Volcano View room from my last stay.
Don't forget the shrimp cocktails on his cruises, without the upcharge of course.
- Kyle ate approximately 576 bowls of French Onion Soup, because as we all know, he's an adventurous eater.
Maybe Nick will be your server.I reserved a cabana at VB on 5/12ā¦first trip, SO excited! And we arenāt even big water park people.
Iāll be sure to print out some of the threadās Nickle fanfic to share with himMaybe Nick will be your server.
If so, tell him he can do better than Kyle.