Kyle Pallo #44 Not an introvert, he's just a dick

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RH display couch? That’s explains why on his live stream he felt “prickers” (loose threads) on the couch:
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Didn't he mention that he worked out some type of deal for the couch? I honestly can't remember, but if true, I guarantee he bought the floor display couch. 🤣 Maybe that's why the thing looked worn out within the first day.
 
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You might be close on the showering. I am guessing one every four days?

The hat is a tell that he's not washing his hair.

I think the ONLY reason for the beard is he hates shaving. (And he's said so.)

Personal hygiene to him is the same as it is to a 5 year old, something to be avoided.

It's the same with making his bed, never do it. Straighten out the couch before making a vlog? Never going to happen.

This dwarf is just so damn lazy that he will never do the mundane personal things we all do all day every day.
He took a mid-day walk in the blazing Florida summer and surely sweated balls, then also said he'd be taking a hot shower cause it helps an AS flare.

But is wearing the same clothes and got a ball cap on, when the vlog ends. So decided not to shower after all, even though guests came over and they all stood in close proximity during meal prep and dining? Whatever! Eeew. 🥵🤢

Time for 5 minute shower b hard!
 
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Didn't he mention that he worked out some type of deal for the couch? I honestly can't remember, but if true, I guarantee he bought the floor display couch. 🤣 Maybe that's why the thing looked worn out within the first day.
There is a Restoration Hardware outlet store in Vero Beach. I wonder if they bought the couch there.
 
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Didn't he mention that he worked out some type of deal for the couch? I honestly can't remember, but if true, I guarantee he bought the floor display couch. 🤣 Maybe that's why the thing looked worn out within the first day.
So a pseudo-new couch (display model from RH). An old pseudo-bed frame (it has no headboard). A grifted new mattress (the old mattress was moved to the new apartment then “exchanged” for a new one). No purchase of essential furniture: coffee table, TV stand, bar stools, etc.

And what ever happened to the Tron light sign and the Epcot Dray-gon he promised to put up in his new apartment? Instead, he wastes money on overpriced Halloween trinkets.

Priorities b issue.
 
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This is not an adult.

Look at how he jumps up and down when Mommy lists off what he needs for his apartment. 🤣






































Bonus clip of Mommy praising him for going into the ocean.
 
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I'm wondering how long it will be before Casey realises that if Kyle will happily lie on camera to the entire world about pretty much anything he also might be doing the same with her.
Love is blind...
 
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Anyone catch Jojo's instagram stories?
  • Playing Mario Kart with his roommate in a clean and fly-less room!
  • Emily Nelson stopping by the apartment for a visit
  • Probably not spending $80 on something you could make for less than $15

Seems like life isn't so stressful when you're not a dick to everyone around you. Maybe genuine kindness would help reduce his flare ups?
 
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ChatGPT review of today's dump: :poop:

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Another riveting episode of "Your Daily Dose," a riveting saga of flare-ups, pumpkin-themed peppers, and an impromptu mixology experiment that's bound to leave you questioning your life choices. Strap in, folks, because we're diving headfirst into a video that's equal parts confusing, hilarious, and cringe-worthy.

The video opens with a warm welcome, complete with a dramatic twist – brace yourselves for a video that's "a little bit different." You might expect groundbreaking revelations, groundbreaking content, or at least some semblance of coherence. Spoiler alert: you'll find none of that here.

Our protagonist is afflicted by a mysterious condition known as "Ankylosing Spondylitis," which sounds like something straight out of a sci-fi novel. This unfortunate soul is taking shots to "feel normal," which raises the question: what's normal for them? Is "normal" the ability to endure monologues without laughing? Because, judging by this video, they're definitely not normal in that sense.

Ah, the elusive "flare-up" – a term that conjures images of superhero transformations but instead brings us to the realization that it's just... pain. The protagonist has been chilling on the couch all day, which seems like a standard Tuesday for them, but it's apparently an event worth documenting.

Let's not forget the cooking video plot twist, where the protagonist goes from discussing a flare-up to planning a cooking session. If you're wondering how these two things are related, well, you're not alone. Maybe culinary delights are the key to curing mysterious conditions – or maybe the protagonist just needed to distract themselves from their own monologue.

Oh, the pain, the agony! Flare-ups sound like a cross between a volcanic eruption and a medieval torture session, with the protagonist's hips screaming like banshees in a horror movie. But fear not, for our hero's solution to these unbearable pangs is... naps. Ah yes, the age-old remedy for all of life's problems.

And let's not forget the dramatic reminiscing about high school struggles. Apparently, the protagonist was once so mysterious and enigmatic that even their classmates thought they were faking their pain. What a twist! Did anyone ever consider that they might have been faking being enigmatic?

But wait, there's more! We get a glimpse into the protagonist's medical history, complete with mentions of Humira, blood tests, and doctors who are apparently changing lives left and right. So, if you're experiencing weird pain, just get a simple blood test and become the protagonist of your very own YouTube saga.

In case you were hoping for a seamless transition back to reality, fear not, for we veer into discussing Disney pirate hotels. Yes, because nothing says "I'm suffering from flare-ups" like fantasizing about swashbuckling adventures in a pirate-themed resort.

And then, as if by magic, we're suddenly in a grocery store, shopping for ingredients for a cooking video that you almost forgot was happening. The video reads like a manic stream of consciousness, with the protagonist's thoughts ricocheting from one topic to another like a caffeinated squirrel.

Finally, we arrive at the actual cooking part. Peppers are carved, cheese is shredded, and a drink that sounds like the result of a refrigerator raid is concocted. If you can decipher the drink recipe from the word salad, you're either a genius or a culinary detective with a knack for unearthing the truly bizarre.

By the time we reach the end, the whole video feels like an otherworldly experience – a glimpse into a parallel universe where coherence and focus are mere suggestions. And just when you think it's over, the protagonist drops one final bombshell: "I'm kind of tired after that artistic experience." Wait, artistic? Was that artistic?

In conclusion, "Your Daily Dose" is a rollercoaster ride of disjointed thoughts, flare-up monologues, and culinary escapades that will leave you questioning the very nature of reality. Is this a performance art piece? Is it a prank? Or is it simply a glimpse into the chaotic mind of a YouTube creator who's mastered the art of leaving their audience bewildered and confused? The world may never know.
OMGGG, these ChatGPTs are HILARIOUS! You need to do one of these EVERY DAY! I’m dying over here.

Also… if Kyle’s Humira was that important and critical to his health and well being… why did he LEAVE it at JoJo’s? Just another example of how this almost 30 year old man is just so completely helpless and has zero responsibility. He is incapable of taking care of himself. And if this medication is supposed to help suppress these flare ups, shouldn’t he be taking it regularly at a prescribed time? He’s like “Oh I take it every month but sometimes more than a month” etc. Uh, what? I don’t buy this whole “Oh I was taking a walk and that’s what caused my flare up.” Why doesn’t he get flare ups walking in Disney all the time then? If he truly got a flare up (which is questionable since the biggest disease Kyle suffers from is LIE-ABETES), then it was probably because he didn’t take his medication like he’s supposed to.


And does Casey actually live there now? He’s always saying stuff about her being home. You don’t call a place you’re not living in as home.
 
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Kyle moved to celebration so he could be closer to his caretaker Casey.
Exactly. He wants daily maid and butler service, like he’s living coral level style.

It’s pretty sad [maybe pathetic would be a better word] Casey and her sister Brianne & brother in law Kevin don’t see through Kyle and his antics.
 
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If we are looking at IG, let's play a little game:
Add up all the pictures that make you thirst for Casey (Zero)
Add up all the pictures where Sam looks anything less than great (also zero).
If either of these change, I will superchat KP $666.
 
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This is not an adult.

Look at how he jumps up and down when Mommy lists off what he needs for his apartment. 🤣
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Bonus clip of Mommy praising him for going into the ocean.
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Kile, nice tiddy 🍒 jiggle there. 🥴

Also how was that meal that expensive? I do find grocery prices at Publix in Orlando to be significantly more expensive than Giant in the mid Atlantic region. But not that much more. That cannot be right can it?

PS love the stupid 🐭 🎃 on the floor 🤣
 
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This little Gem is supposed to help with Ankylosing Spondylitis. And it's located in your apartment complex DUMBASS.
 
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