Kyle Pallo #30 Old tweets never die but your YouTube channel will!

[Yunque01]

Casey only slept an hour. Kyle apologized. He must snore very loudly.

He wanted his mother to buy herself a door wreath for mother’s day. Mom thought it was an offer to get her a mother’s day present. She suggests a serving dish instead. When he figured out she thought he’d pay, nothing was purchased for anyone.

Farida gave Casey a cold look when they met up. Farida does NOT like Casey. She bought kyle an iced coffee and didn’t even offer anything to Casey.

 

[Adams & Brush]

Kyle: I’m about as tall as my dad now. I think I’m growing.

Dad x 3: No, you’re not.

Kyle: Yeah! I’m growing!

View attachment 2148011How old is he? 12? (No offense to any 12 year olds out there.) He is definitely “growing”, but not in the direction he thinks.

Yep, Jerbear's over it. Forget staying in the resort room late most days, he's probably planning on skipping the next trip altogether. Hit me up, Dad3, I'll get you a tattle code, no questions asked

 

[Dismom2]

Pretty funny how he rushes to upload to be the first video out about a particular event. Yeah I’m sure you walking around pointing out “Star Wars nerds” is going to finally get you to a million subs. Anyways it’s Friday which means my favorite show is on tonight

Last year when he didnt' get invited to the Guardians ride media previews, AND JoJo got an earlier AP preview boarding time than he did--- i remember Kyle telling Taylor "I dont really care about being the first one to upload event content anymore..."
Oh, buddy, but i think you actually do care...

 

[SnapChet]

We're all very jealous of the YUGE things Kyle's doing this year, like breaking the Tattle rules and getting up to a new thread a week. Hi Farida!

And the joy of the endless little cruises. I know I felt almost suicidal that I didn't get to participate in an onboard "Belly Flopping Contest" or get to feel the encitement of a bunch of 4th tier "entertainers" (and I use the word loosely) get women to swap bras on a little ship stage where dozens of thrilled guests watched in amazement.
Then there was the culinary delight of standing in ship buffet lines as other passengers passed by the sneeze guards over the tubs of food. Or a pile of food on a board for us all and we did dig in. _____ Ohhhh..... nummy, nummy, nummy.
Thrill to plastic blow up slides that made an obstacle course in the surf.
Cram four people into a cozy little ship cabin for the night. Oh what comfort & joy.

It's happened before and will happen again:

We do it with our BFF (BoinkableFemaleFu*kbuddy) Lora.
Then we mini cruise with our BFF (BeardFemaleFriend) Casey.
Next a micro cruise with our BFF (BoringForeverFamily)

(direct appeal from MiniMan) "..and I'm grifting now for a Disney WISH cruise because I'm DOA and off the media Invitation List at Disney. I can't do anything there now. Everyone beats me to every event. I can't see over kids on their parents' shoulders cause' I'm so short.
Soooooooooooo...... I need to cover and these god awful cruises are all I can come up with......so please keep paying for me to go, arrange it, because old clown DADx3 can't afford any more. And throw in some cash for my dying Barbie Beemer. She's sick as shit and nursing her back to health is going to be expensive. HELP! Don't make me cry in the woods. I will if I have to."

 

[Adams & Brush]

JerBear’s weird as hell, but he’s still his father. He probably took one look at all the glowing red warning lights on Kyle’s car, asked him what the hell he was thinking & demand he take it to the shop. Probably why Susan & Alexa took the bus to the port as well, the bus a far safer option then that 13year old death trap Kyle drives

 

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[Adams & Brush]

Only mentioned his car was in the shop five times in the first 6 min of today’s vlog *hint, hint* C’mon Brian Stevens, grab your wallet! Bat signal’s lit, & Kyle needs rescuing. What a way to make a fucking living

Man, does she flinch at 6:50 when Kyle puts his hand on the wall by her head. Blink twice if you need help Casey, homeboy’s not worth it

 

[BlurryCat]

Good news. The "Grandeur of the Seas" has a casino at least.

• Vlog #1: Watch them board the ship, tour the room and Casey Doormat will open the drawers and closets. Then they go to the buffet.
• Vlog #2: Watch them wake up and Kyle films Casey in bed and then they walk to the breakfast buffet. Then Kyle hides a duck and they go to eat.
• Vlog #3: Cozumel day, watch them walk to a gift shop and then go to Senor Frog's. Then go back to the ship to eat.
• Vlog #4: Watch them wake up go to the breakfast buffet. Then eat some more and go to watch a show.
• Vlog #5: Watch Kyle gamble $100 on the slot machine.
• Vlog #6: Watch them eat at the buffet, play bingo, and then eat some more.
• Vlog #7: The big recap with Casey and Kyle sitting on Casey's couch giving their full "review" of the dull voyage.

It's no wonder he's hemorrhaging so many fans and viewers.

If you look at his Instagram post right now he’s pretending to be on the fairway playing an actual round but for some reason he’s carrying around his bucket of driving range balls.

I'm sure he thought he was going to "own" the hatters by proving that he can play an actual round of golf. But then the idiot forgets to hide his bucket of driving range balls that he's always lugging around

 

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[Adams & Brush]

Kyle's particularly shot out of a cannon in today's vlog. All the retching, tone deaf laughing & nutty behavior was really on display. Gotta love how Mr. "Kids On Shoulders Is Disrespectful" loudly howls "WHOA!!!!" in the preshow at Guardians. Guess being in Kyle's way is disrespectful, but gratuitously shouting like a 4 year old child over the smallest surprises on a ride he's been on numerous times is Kyle's gift to those around him. In his pea brain, he's simply making the show better for everyone there. Fucking menace

 

[BlurryCat]

Today's Kyle Pile summed up:

• Most of the video is Kyle trying to explain the new park changes in 2024, but in Pallo style, with butchered words, rambling and incoherency
• Kyle announces that hurricane season is coming up
• Another "WOOOOOOOO" ride on Slinky Dog Dash
• Then Kyle deepthroats a stale churro

 

[Adams & Brush]

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Meanwhile, Jete of all people has seen an uptick in patrons of 386.7% in the past 6 months. Yes, Jete!
Uh Kyle? My guy? What exactly are you doing???

 

[Scooby Don't]

Could it be possible that they are concerned about the backlash he would attempt to create with his audience?

I had the same thought yesterday. He has broken the rules many times. Filming on Tron with his iPhone, for example. They must be aware of it by now, and I'm sure he's off their invite list, but he deserves a ban. Jete got one for two incidents, Kyle has endless rule breaks on film.

 

[SnapChet]

Just wanted to take a second and cap this for our little Kylie. Well, just in case he missed it and didn't get a pic to frame and
show his ___ well, anyone who can stand him, what he wished he could have done and will do if the Almighty would allow
him to live to be as old as Methuselah. If memory serves me correctly (I'm a very happy and irredeemable backslider) that was 969 years.

Yessir' __At the rate he's picking up new subs, that might be enough time for Kylie to get to the 1 million mark.

*btw: For the record and the 1millionth' time (irony) I don't give a shit about JoJo, but this must irritate the everloving shit
out of Pallo and that amuses me a LOT. I'm bad.

 

[NanTeaDrew]

Did “we” use the 40% cast member discount available from from May 8 to September 30, 2023, at Whispering Canyon? Or did “we” pay $26 per person?

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Walt Disney World Cast Members can enjoy additional dining discounts at select locations across Walt Disney World Resort from May 8 to September 30, 2023. A 40% discount will be available at these six table-service restaurants (during “select meal periods”):

• Disney’s Coronado Springs Resort: Toledo – Tapas, Steak & Seafood
• Disney’s Old Key West Resort: Olivia’s Café
• Disney’s Port Orleans Resort: Boatwright’s Dining Hall
• Disney’s Saratoga Springs Resort & Spa: The Turf Club Bar and Grill
• Disney’s Wilderness Lodge: Whispering Canyon Café
• Disney’s Yacht Club Resort: Ale & Compass Restaurant

 

[Adams & Brush]

This is the most frustrating thing watching this guy be a terrible grifter. Patreon is a huge opportunity for not that much effort each month. We just watch these people slowly go away each month because he doesn't pay attention to them or anyone really. He's super lazy in the youtube comments as well. If 'time is issue' he's going to find out rather quick what his time will be limited when he has to get a job. I watch a couple that are Disney (mainly) food reviewers on youtube and they both have day jobs and release videos twice a week. They respond to every single comment even if the comment is "first," because they understand the algorithm in youtube.

If Kyle really wants this to be his job long term he's going to have to put in the work. Maybe step back from daily vlogging as well because he'll see his viewership disappear.

He seems to treat Patreon (much like everything he does) as just a straight up charity to fund his paltry lifestyle. He'll do the bare minimum, or nothing at all, just fund his Patreon account like you would Venmo, watch his videos but otherwise, leave him be. He'll ask your opinion, but only wants sunshine & gift cards, & being ratioed daily is a dirty hoax that his "hatters" push. He's a mess

I'll say this, & going back to the car repair thing or a lot of the other things that he does frankly, there's something that escapes me from time to time & I forget when talking about Kyle. We're talking about a man who's a handful of months away from being in his 30s. All the juvenile behavior, his daddy telling him to fix his car, the poor pronunciations, his poor hygiene, the giggling when he holds his girlfriends hand, the sounds & faces he makes, all of which he puts out for public consumption & lets his ass hang out for the world to see...& the man is practically 30 years old. 30...I can't even

 

[airbusA330]

Someone needs to do that to the fucking jersey.

 

[NanTeaDrew]

I hope jojo keeps his YouTube gold play button in a safe place don’t want Kyle on a potato smashing jealous rage

Maybe JoJo will unbox the gold play button when Kyle is home. JoJo we would pay to watch that!

 

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[SHRIMP KING PALLO]

If you watch all the way to the end you get to see Disney employee Casey Durliat slurring and stumbling around Disney’s Wilderness Lodge Resort sloppy drunk drinking her own bottle of wine outside, not the best optics for a current employee of theirs