You know what really gets me about this guy? It’s that not only is he a grifter but he acts like he’s such a big shot all the time. I think that’s why he likes going on cruises so much because it’s a cheap way to try to feel like he’s a king. Think about it somebody comes and cleans your room, food/drinks are all laid out there for you and you can eat and drink all day without having to cook or clean up after yourself. The staff on cruises is generally super friendly and treats you like you’re royalty in hopes of getting additional gratuity.
Makes little Kylie feel like a big shot! Like a baller!
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
A perfect example of this is when they were on the cruise and the family went to go eat at the Italian restaurant which was an up-charge not included in the cruise fare. There was no one else at that time dining in there, and Kyle made it seem like they rented out the entire place for themselves.
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Loudly crying face :sob: 😭](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
![Clown face :clown: 🤡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f921.png)
Another example is his need to constantly use words like “exclusive” and “prestigious” in the wrong context, by the way and his obsession with Celebration. Also to go on and on about shrimp cocktail (like it’s fancy) being his thing. Now he loves
![Wine glass :wine_glass: 🍷](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f377.png)
and beef carpaccio and golf…
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
it all makes him feel important and powerful and 5’9!
Yet he drinks a coffee he doesn’t like and makes vomit sounds and doesn’t know why they call it upside down cake
![Thinking face :thinking: 🤔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f914.png)
![Thinking face :thinking: 🤔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f914.png)
![Thinking face :thinking: 🤔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f914.png)