Kyle Pallo #3 Your Daily Dose of Douchebaggery

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I'm not really surprised by his alcohol use/abuse or his attitudes about it because he spent his early life a stone's throw from Milwaukee, WI and left there to move to central Florida. Temperance is not practiced or preached here (in fact, there's a lot of peer pressure to drink), so he jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire on that front.

That said, I laughed out loud at the last few seconds of today's vlog.
 
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I just watched today's vlog and our work is done.
I think he has too wait till hel freezes over before he will get an invite from Disney again after his shameless alcohol abuse.
At the end he was drunk beyond belief and not exactly a roll model for the Disney crowd.
Next stop AA.
That is a hot mess. What a role model to his young Disney viewers.

His eyes looked like he was almost high.
 
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That is a hot mess. What a role model to his young Disney viewers.

His eyes looked like he was almost high.
Could have saved the $$ for the cruise and just gone to Senor Frogs on I-Drive to get drunk, Trulieve on OBT to get baked, and a (sober) cruise down the freeway to Clearwater Beach with a stop at the Hard Rock casino in Tampa on the way back and he would have had the same experience but back home before dinner time and wouldn’t need to call mommy for permission to use the big credit card. I just don’t get this obsession with traveling just to travel
 
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He behaves like he’s in his late teens. It’s like watching a dumb frat boy take his first trip without his mom. I’m planning a cruise for my husband’s birthday next year…we haven’t been on one since our honeymoon nearly 9 years ago. There weren’t vloggers then. Here’s hoping we don’t have a crew like Kyle’s around when we go.
 
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Could have saved the $$ for the cruise and just gone to Senor Frogs on I-Drive to get drunk, Trulieve on OBT to get baked, and a (sober) cruise down to Clearwater Beach with a stop at the Hard Rock casino in Tampa on the way back and he would have had the same experience but back home before dinner time and wouldn’t need to call mommy for permission to use the big credit card. I just don’t get this obsession with traveling just to travel
If you live in a bedroom i can understand that you wanna escape that.
But to spend all your money on traveling instead of moving forward in life thats the part i don't get.
Maybe he thinks he can pay for a house with AA chips😂
 
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This goes back to my comment about this dude being a joke and would be ate up outside of his Disney bubble.

If a Kyle approached one of my lady friends, they’d give him some attention but once he started talking he wouldn’t stand a chance. Not a classist thing, it’s he’s 28 acting like it’s his first week at college. Most women at that age are starting to look for someone with a plan. Not someone who wants to ride Mickey and Minnie’s every morning.

I don’t mind the drinking really, truth be told, I lenjoy having beverages too. But when being wasted or bragging about Mimosa after Mimosa or Long Island is your flex…. You’re a garbage person.
 
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This goes back to my comment about this dude being a joke and would be ate up outside of his Disney bubble.

If a Kyle approached one of my lady friends, they’d give him some attention but once he started talking he wouldn’t stand a chance. Not a classist thing, it’s he’s 28 acting like it’s his first week at college. Most women at that age are starting to look for someone with a plan. Not someone who wants to ride Mickey and Minnie’s every morning.

I don’t mind the drinking really, truth be told, I lenjoy having beverages too. But when being wasted or bragging about Mimosa after Mimosa or Long Island is your flex…. You’re a garbage person.
Yeah, I don't mind the drinking on this trip as much either - it is kind of jarring how much he vlogs about it, but he doesn't vlog like that everyday like PMM does. I also let loose a bit on vacations, but now I always work in some waters or breaks to keep the odds from stacking up too much against me since one infamous night I had. 🤐

What bugs me most is his bratty fake attitude. Aww, everyone feel bad for me because someone dropped my phone that I should've had a case for. Oh, look how much I love Puerto Rico, has a place in my heart for their Senior Frogs. Just because you have a couple dozen patreons that throw you bens and ride your ass wherever it goes doesn't mean you're excused from reality - try putting in some effort into research and actually find interest in a place you're travelling to instead of following the same boring trends that everyone else does better.
 
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try putting in some effort into research and actually find interest in a place you're travelling to instead of following the same boring trends that everyone else does better.
One of my favourite videos of his was the one of him wandering around Atlantis. Just seeing the place was enough and you felt like you were exploring with him.

Conversely, videos of him partying with a bunch of loud, boarish friends, it's not interesting at all. If I wanted to watch that I could go to any chain bar popular with stag nights on any weekend.
 
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Yeah, I don't mind the drinking on this trip as much either - it is kind of jarring how much he vlogs about it, but he doesn't vlog like that everyday like PMM does. I also let loose a bit on vacations, but now I always work in some waters or breaks to keep the odds from stacking up too much against me since one infamous night I had. 🤐

What bugs me most is his bratty fake attitude. Aww, everyone feel bad for me because someone dropped my phone that I should've had a case for. Oh, look how much I love Puerto Rico, has a place in my heart for their Senior Frogs. Just because you have a couple dozen patreons that throw you bens and ride your ass wherever it goes doesn't mean you're excused from reality - try putting in some effort into research and actually find interest in a place you're travelling to instead of following the same boring trends that everyone else does better.
I don’t mind the drinking either , I don’t drink because I never needed it to have a good time and I don’t like any alcoholic drinks.
I was always the responsible one and prevented my friends from doing stupid things they would regret later.
And this was at a time when smartphones didn’t exist so no evidence the day after just a hangover:)

And that is the problem with this bunch of “friends” they only care about the views and not each other.

The problem is that he has a channel with 95% Disney content which attract a younger audience and this kind of content is very inappropriate for them so he really should start to separate traveling from Disney.

That wil also force him to come up with better content than only drinking, eating and visiting tourist traps.
 
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The problem is that he has a channel with 95% Disney content which attract a younger audience and this kind of content is very inappropriate for them so he really should start to separate traveling from Disney.
The issue he has there is his Disney content is badly researched nonsense and his most successful videos are the topless thirst-baiting stuff. If he splits it into two I doubt the Disney one will survive. And the other will struggle because his shower scenes are already a cliché and there's not much more he can show on YouTube.
 
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We can add a cappella music to the list of things that Kyle doesn't understand.
 
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I agree that him vlogging himself in that condition is decidedly off-brand for a Disney vlog and probably isn't conducive to media access or family viewing. I've only ever watched a few of the cruise influencers, but I've never seen any of them get completely blotto and vlog the experience either. As far as his consumption is concerned, I spent the better part of the 1990s in NYC and often quite happily under the influence of any number of intoxicants, so it would be hypocritical of me to be too harsh on a lightweight, goody two shoes like KP.

And this was funny to me, especially with the visual of his hand motion...

"Wait... I don't know how this is squeaking, but it's squeaking. Hold on... wait... omigod, I have a duck!"
 
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I've noticed a lack of him "complaining" and commenting about being single on this cruise... or trying to "hunt down" girls on these "club" nights (at least on camera...) Whatever happened to him and that girl Sam? Are they possibly together, just keeping it off camera? It seems weird that they were hanging out a lot, and then suddenly nothing for awhile... Or maybe he just decided to give us a break from reminding us that hes single in every video....
 
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Oh no royal invites real vloggers with great editing.
Royal is going to want people who can edit and do more than show themselves taking a shower in their undies (weird as hell) or drinking ten Long Islands and ten mimosas because they don’t know how what a real drink is.
 
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Can I just add... Going for a two mile run around the ship and then going to eat breakfast without showering, in the same clothes, is disgusting.
Yeah, regarding Nick...that boy ain't straight.
I prefer him as a wingman to Joho though. He's not a vlogger so he's not just there in the background pointing a camera at people.
 
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Can I just add... Going for a two mile run around the ship and then going to eat breakfast without showering, in the same clothes, is disgusting.

I prefer him as a wingman to Joho though. He's not a vlogger so he's not just there in the background pointing a camera at people.
I imagine he smells like a gymbag with a leaking bottle of rum inside🤢
 
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