Welcome to the latest helping of roast grifter courtesy of the Internet's funniest group of Kyle Pallo's jealous hatters [sic].
In the previous instalment Kyle did a lot of eating and a lot of whining despite making it clear he's always positive and never complains. Failure is still chasing him like a nasty smell, or perhaps it's those rotten sneakers.
Title by @NanTeaDrew... Congrats.
A helpful recap from the previous thread...
In the previous instalment Kyle did a lot of eating and a lot of whining despite making it clear he's always positive and never complains. Failure is still chasing him like a nasty smell, or perhaps it's those rotten sneakers.
Title by @NanTeaDrew... Congrats.
A helpful recap from the previous thread...
As we near the end of thread #27 already....just a recap of recent events:
If I missed anything, feel free to chime in.
- Kyle returns from the Voyage of the Damned Virgins and Casey mysteriously disappears for 2 weeks.
- Some speculate that her disappearance had to do with the "Missing Footage Incident" of Scarlet Night.
- Sister-Wife books a flight down to Florida but never shows up, Kyle is spotted filming in the Woods of Windermere....."Guys, I have to be real with you...."
- The consensus is that the lovely couple had an argument, and the upcoming Carnival cruise was in jeopardy as there was no mentions, countdown, social media updates, or livestream grift-a-thon.
- We get a week of videos with Kyle somberly wandering around the parks, all alone, eating and giving concrete updates.
- Fans begin to grow worried and ask "where is Casey?" and Kyle eventually responds "wrk."
- And then, remarkably, the Carnival vlog appears! It seems that the couple patched things up as Kyle drove them to Port Canaveral in his "sexy" Barbie-Mobile....and miraculously that old clunker made the journey without breaking down! (phew!)
- Cue 8 vlogs of the snoozefest aboard the Carnival Liberty, where Kyle "keeps an open mind" by complaining and moaning about absolutely everything.
- The couple pay a combined $400 to go to the Atlantis waterpark, but tragedy strikes as Kyle is forced to wait 30 minutes in a line. The catastrophic event "hurt his soul."
- Kyle WINS BIG and lands a huge financial windfall by winning $130 at the slot machine.