Well, no new tweet in 3 days.
Curious.
It's easier to find Waldo than Casey Doormat.
Old canned double deuces of NOTHING to fill space.
And today: 'Watch Me Walk and Eat' as I blabber word salads.
I'd say some Bigly'Noooz' is coming. He's got to do something to try to resuscitate this corpse of a vlog or GAME - SET - MATCH - OVER!
Time for a:
"Guys I need to tell you something..." ? Perhaps a breakup? Don't think so, but it would be wrong not to speculate.
("OH NOO' Kyle!" the Hulkster will weep and wail. "She wasn't good enough for you anyway."
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"Guys I may have to leave for a while." ? He never does, btw, but uses this ploy often to try to get more $$$$ and gifts coming in from the fools who follow him.
("OH NOO' Kyle!" the Hulkster will weep and wail. "Stay strong buddy. I'll go sell some blood and send you the money."
"Guys my car's breaking down and so is my health..." ?
I need some cash ASAP. Pity and sympathy ploy often used in the past to get aid quickly.
(OH NOO' Kyle!" the Hulkster will weep and wail. " I'm praying for you and your car. Thoughts & Prayers. Do you dream about me like I do you?"
Time for another cruise? Time for another "Woe is MEEEE'" vid from the Orlando Pines? Perhaps a medicinal spa day to cure it all?
So on with the show: