Kyle Pallo #26 His ass is bigger than his future

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Adams & Brush

MichaelKaysHairyBack said:
Same set of lies to go along with that hat, shirt and short combo he wears every other day.
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Yeah, what is that all about really? You can’t swing a dead cat in one of the parks without hitting some new Disney swag & Kyle rocks the same damn clothes almost every day. C’mon Mr $725K mortgage, open the pocketbook a bit, buy some new shoes & a dopey new Disney spirit jersey, & let those rancid threads you wear on the daily breathe a little
 
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orangutan9

casey did get a mention in the tron video, he picked up a sweatshirt and told his fans "Casey would love this" ....so maybe she's still alive?
 
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tightroped

orangutan9 said:
casey did get a mention in the tron video, he picked up a sweatshirt and told his fans "Casey would love this" ....so maybe she's still alive?
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Or he thinks she'd like to be buried in it. Most importantly, however, he's signaling that a fan needs to pay for it and send it to him/her.
 
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KennyVloggins

His Disney vlogs are on life support because he has bled it dry trying to make daily content for so long, to the point that a new pathway opening is a headline for him. So he just makes it even harder for himself by posting two Disney vlogs today within a few hours. He must be hurting for money with his floundering views. Yesterday's vlog is still sitting at 20K.
 
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BlurryCat

On Tron, he's doing his usual ear-piercing, brain-bleed-inducing "WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO" and talking loudly the entire ride. I feel bad for guests that had to wait hours for the ride and then get stuck riding with him.




Also he still doesn't know what "hot second" means.
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20k is a record low. The uneventful slop he's served up today might be even lower.

Even some stans are commenting that he should maybe stop doing daily vlogs. The Clown probably already removed those though.
 
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SplashRailroad

Does anyone know the person who got stuck riding with him? Send 'em a Tattle referral!
 
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Adams & Brush

Ugh…& on a new ride that 99.9% of park guests are experiencing for the very first time. I’m quite sure the core memory of their first ride on Tron will include the lonely dipshit shrieking at his camera throughout the duration of the ride. What an ass
 
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DetroitFartCity

Look at this action figger. How do you put your pitcher in this frame?

It must be fun to be so blissfully ignorant.
 
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BlurryCat

Kylie complaining about his healthcare again on Instagram.




 
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SnapChet

Yes Mr. Darwin. Yes, you did! Absolutely uncanny!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(*Apologies to the howler monkey...uhh, oh, hard to tell which is which... on the right________over here ______Right up there: )
 
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AKW24

SHRIMP KING PALLO said:
He’s just going to cheap ass places lmao. It’s not a Florida thing
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of course it isn't. just like it's not actually different than wisco.

he actually sort of contradicts himself again.

"It's just not the best"

"Depends where you go"
 
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BlurryCat

DetroitFartCity said:
Look at this action figger. How do you put your pitcher in this frame?

It must be fun to be so blissfully ignorant.
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He has no life experience or skills that the average person his age obtains naturally, since he's been confined to his Disney bubble for 10 years doing his "art" (i.e. grifting) while his family enables him.

Even the most mundane, regular things amaze and perplex him. He's a toddler in a 30 year old, rapidly aging man's body.

And he thinks that he wants to own a house? There's no possible way he would be able to upkeep it.

I own a home and I'm constantly working on the yard, fixing things, etc. He would have no clue how to even mow the lawn. He would have to pay someone else to do everything for him but he's too lazy to do even that. Seeing as how he's incapable of even taking his Barbie-mobile in for an oil change or handling the most basic self-hygiene, he would probably just let everything fall apart.

The lawn would be covered in weeds, roof leaking, gutters clogged, Barbie-mobile broken down in the driveway, interior and exterior covered in filth, holes in the dry wall, etc. The city would probably have to condemn the place eventually.
 
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