I will never take a single thing that comes out of that grifters mouth as truthful or accurate.
I'm just saying from her point of view. The dwarf definitely sees a wedding and honeymoon as a multi-part opportunity for content that he won't have the think up anyway.Still, put succinctly, tradition states that the father of the bride is responsible for paying for the wedding. That alone would make Pallo intractable on demanding that the wedding be the most lavish Disney Wedding possible and (as he's stated repeatedly) held at the Aulani Resort in Hawaii. He undoubtedly feels she and her family will be on the hook paying for it (*He'll press that point relentlessly.) and point out to her, of course, that she has not only the great honor of having him for her groom, but the 'honor' of planning the event (with everything approved by him, naturally) and using her status to get it free if not hugely discounted ____ and above it all: IT WON'T COST HIM A PENNY! Ka Ching!And he will vog the shit out of it for profit; every second will be taped and offered up to his fans like slop to pigs; everyone will have to get used to having his camera in their faces all the time.
He sees the whole affair as a WIN-WIN baby!You know he dreams about it. That stupid doormat of a woman is a distant second compared to the bonanza he sees in some wedding.
And afterwards: Her entrees to events are his. Her medical insurance will cover him. Her discounts are his. Her income is combined to whatever he can grift and his lazy ass feels comfortable with that. ___ It's all one big con IF he can pull it off.
The fly in the ointment is if his pressure and omnipresent grifting ends up costing her job. Then it becomes one big wet fart.
Stay tuned! And get your popcorn ready:
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I think he said he is going to make 8 cruise videos form this current cruise. More than likely he is double vlogging each day
Can you imagine this douche on his wedding day?I'm just saying from her point of view. The dwarf definitely sees a wedding and honeymoon as a multi-part opportunity for content that he won't have the think up anyway.
or the proposal itself "Casey Ann Durliat (I decided its Ann, because that seems like a generic enough name for a generic girl) Will you do me the honor of making videos with me for the rest of our lives?"Can you imagine this douche on his wedding day?
"Bride and groom, you may now exchange wedding vows and rings."
Kyle exclaims, "Stop! I need to get something." (He hastily runs away from his bride to grab his camera. Turns it on only to find it out of batteries). In his head, he's thinking, "Sh!t - that's one less upload to Youtube. My ideal wedding has been screwed over by the "algorithm".
That should cover The Dwarfish Sot's bar tab on the first night.Seeing how after YouTube got their cut, he only made $410 on that last superchat spree. Not pulling in the cash he needs to be a baller.
Casey Marieor the proposal itself "Casey Ann Durliat (I decided its Ann, because that seems like a generic enough name for a generic girl) Will you do me the honor of making videos with me for the rest of our lives?"
wait is it really?? Because that was almost what i put! LOLCasey Marie
don't forget a portion of it will be in awkward sounds and voices!or the proposal itself "Casey Ann Durliat (I decided its Ann, because that seems like a generic enough name for a generic girl) Will you do me the honor of making videos with me for the rest of our lives?"
of course. and he'll find a way to slip "nummy" in there somehow, too.don't forget a portion of it will be in awkward sounds and voices!
Imagining 'Casey Marie Durliat' (after a couple of pink ladiesCasey Marie
With a "WOOO" or "Let's GOOO," especially if she says yesof course. and he'll find a way to slip "nummy" in there somehow, too.
Didn't he just say that he had 8 days worth of subpar content all lined up?
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Where do you find these gifs lolThat should cover The Dwarfish Sot's bar tab on the first night.
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am." (hic!)
(And then Taylor Swift's 'ME' begins to play. Pallo considers it HIS song.
And he leaves the pool and begins to bust a move to own all the hatters'!)
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I hate when a guy has a big ass. Like please have a nice flat ass as a guy for me. I don’t think it looks good at all. Ben Afflecks ass is a good reference.
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