Kyle Pallo #2 Oops I Forgot To Put On A Shirt Again. Pay Me Enough And I'll Forget My Pants.

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I still can't believe that Kyle was the one who had the foresight to be aware of Chicago's vaccination requirement for indoor dining. That seems like something the oncology nurse would have been more likely to know.
 
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I still can't believe that Kyle was the one who had the foresight to be aware of Chicago's vaccination requirement for indoor dining. That seems like something the oncology nurse would have been more likely to know.
Alexa's lack of awareness of Covid restrictions is alarming.
Kyle seems to have taken our advice on checking things online after the Cheese place closure.
We should be charging him for business consultancy.
 
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Alexa's lack of awareness of Covid restrictions is alarming.
Kyle seems to have taken our advice on checking things online after the Cheese place closure.
No matter the sequence of events that led him to check, I'm impressed that he did. That's a high degree of planning that we've never seen before.

He did make some awfully quick cuts when there would have been shots of his stomach while he was "swimming."
 
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He did make some awfully quick cuts when there would have been shots of his stomach while he was "swimming."
I didn't watch. I just pause the videos and step through to find anything relevant to check what is said here.

If he was visiting a waterpark in the summer I'd understand shirtless shots but at night in winter in an empty pool with your sister standing by to hand you a towel is just ridiculous.

He seems to be throwing everything at the wall in the hope something will stick. Desperate stuff.
 
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I didn't watch. I just pause the videos and step through to find anything relevant to check what is said here.

If he was visiting a waterpark in the summer I'd understand shirtless shots but at night in winter in an empty pool with your sister standing by to hand you a towel is just ridiculous.

He seems to be throwing everything at the wall in the hope something will stick. Desperate stuff.
He made sure to mention after the shirtless swimming segment how excited he is to visit lots of new water parks and cruises thise year. :ROFLMAO:

He was really over the top in that video. Must be driving his parents crazy, his mom definitely seems like she can't wait for him to fly back to Orlando.

Really groundbreaking travel vlog though! Who would have thought that Chicago is really cod, has really tall buildings and fancy hotels and restaurants? Bought a house there after watching that vlog, really sold me! :ROFLMAO:
 
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He made sure to mention after the shirtless swimming segment how excited he is to visit lots of new water parks and cruises thise year. :ROFLMAO:

He was really over the top in that video. Must be driving his parents crazy, his mom definitely seems like she can't wait for him to fly back to Orlando.

Really groundbreaking travel vlog though! Who would have thought that Chicago is really cod, has really tall buildings and fancy hotels and restaurants? Bought a house there after watching that vlog, really sold me! :ROFLMAO:
I do like Chicago but it has just gone down in my estimation. I'd prefer to stick to cities outside of Kyle's radius.
 
If he was visiting a waterpark in the summer I'd understand shirtless shots but at night in winter in an empty pool with your sister standing by to hand you a towel is just ridiculous.
Yes Kyle should totally have jumped in the indoor heated swimming pool with his sweater on, how dare he take it off.
 
I know y'all don't like Alexa's comments (down below), but I find her grumpiness attractive. She isn't afraid how she appears on camera (that she mostly doesn't want to be on anyway) she isn't going to act fake. How happy would any of you be to constantly be filmed while on vacation or trying to visit with your little brother. Specially when you went to school to get into a hard profession that makes decent money, but your knee-jerk brother makes waaay more than you by doing nothing, and says that if he hadn't gotten a $9.25/hr job at WDW he would have gotten a job in banking. "Banking" like the Office Scene wear Michael Scott tells a girl in a club that he is a teller because, "Ryan says always tell her you are in finance."

I thought I heard Alexa say she could go back to the room to get the vax card?
Kyle was like the Jackal scene from Family guy. "Picture? Picture? You got a picture of it? Picture? Hey. Hey. Picture on your phone? Picture?" If she didn't respond the first time, what makes you think she is going to say yes in the next 18 times you ask? GAHHH!

WE are really striking it rich this year in pantsless vlog time. Time to start thinking about Kyle Pallo #3: I won't fly Frontier, but I will leave my fly open. 🤑🤑🍤🍼🍻🍻🍫🍑👌
 
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Yes Kyle should totally have jumped in the indoor heated swimming pool with his sweater on, how dare he take it off.
You're missing the point. He didn't need to swim in that pool at all. Nobody else was. Why wasn't Alexa? He could have just filmed it.
He just couldn't resist an opportunity to thirstbait.
It's tired and desperate.
 
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I’m not missing anything. He’s vlogging his stay at a hotel. Why not make use of a pool that is free to be used by paying guests? Perhaps Alexa did not want to, maybe Kyle did, again why not? It’s there, why not?

I‘m not against criticism of Kyle… when it’s justified. Taking shots at him for removing his sweater to go swimming is just scraping the barrel. Just my opinion of course.
 
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I think it's fair to say that he was also if not drunk, then at least pretty tipsy, just judged by how silly he was leaving the restaurant.
 
I think it's fair to say that he was also if not drunk, then at least pretty tipsy, just judged by how silly he was leaving the restaurant.
Jumping in a pool whilst drunk is doubly stupid in my book. The more I see of him the more I think it's a miracle he hasn't managed to kill himself already.
 
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Jumping in a pool whilst drunk is doubly stupid in my book. The more I see of him the more I think it's a miracle he hasn't managed to kill himself already.
Oh, they definitely gave him the safety scissors until he graduated from high school.

Also, Kyle, as the official New York City ambassador to Tattle, if you're just going to come here and eat at a chain restaurant, stay home.
 
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Oh, they definitely gave him the safety scissors until he graduated from high school.

Also, Kyle, as the official New York City ambassador to Tattle, if you're just going to come here and eat at a chain restaurant, stay home.
Also, if you get the urge to travel upstate when you visit…don’t. Thaaanks!

If I was Alexa, I’d be annoyed as duck around him all the time too. Screaming in the hotel, having to be shushed by his mother. Kyle isn’t a 12 year old on a trip for the first time, but you’d never know watching him.
 
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Also, Kyle, as the official New York City ambassador to Tattle, if you're just going to come here and eat at a chain restaurant, stay home.
Please tell me he's still in Chicago. I'm supposed to be in NYC soon.

I don't understand his obsession with Starbucks. I swear if he went to Italy where you can be shot for serving bad coffee he'd still find a Starbucks to buy some sugary latte crap in.
 
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I don't understand his obsession with Starbucks. I swear if he went to Italy where you can be shot for serving bad coffee he'd still find a Starbucks to buy some sugary latte crap in.
I mean, I will ALMOST say that the coffee experience looked like fun....if you can forget that it's a Starbucks. If I want vacuumed brewed coffee, I'll just go to the Stumptown.
 
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Just so I’m clear...he went to an upscale Chicago hotel and swam in his underwear (gross) in one vlog, then filmed himself in the shower in the next. He really does need to just get an only fans and be done with it.
 
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Just so I’m clear...he went to an upscale Chicago hotel and swam in his underwear (gross) in one vlog, then filmed himself in the shower in the next. He really does need to just get an only fans and be done with it.
Totally agree. I hadn't seen the shower sequence.
To think I used to defend him from accusations of baiting in the past. He's bare chested at a waterpark, big deal. I believed that despite his scatterbrained personality he was a decent guy underneath the cocky bravado.
He's just blatant whoring now. I mean, why else would a Disney vlogger behave like this?
Note the strategic placement of the towel to hide his spare tyre. You'd think he'd at least have his back and shoulders waxed if he's going to go full on soft porn.
It's so sad it's painful.
 
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He seriously went swimming in his crusty underwear that he was wearing all day? Absolutely disgusting. You are supposed to shower before going in a pool, ugh.

Getting undressed on camera too. It's not cute. We know what you're doing. And instead of editing quick cuts to not show your back hair, just get it removed.
 
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