Kyle Pallo #16 I might have a small penis, but I’m a huge dick

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A 30 year old man wants a Mickey Mouse carry on?
That is just fu*king tragic ___ and cringe worthy ___ and creepy as hell.

 
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Someone needs to tell this little girl the difference between a hater (someone jealous)
And people that just don’t like you.
only thing I would even consider being remotely close to jealous is the fact he’s in Orlando while I’m in the shitty northeast, but I’m moving there in a few months
A boots on the ground tattler lmfao bro isn’t ready for the off season hurricane coming to Orlando early 2023 hurricane “Grundel”
 
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He prefers cruises with backpacks because he doesn't mind wearing wrinkled ass clothes for an entire weekend since he probably has never touched an iron and couldn't use one if he tried.
 
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Did anybody recognize the brand of suitcase they got him for Christmas? It looked like a nice one. Also the stamps and envelopes were for sending thank-you cards to his stans. hahaha. And the nose hair pluckers, they had them on QVC for something like 2 for $20. Mommy needs to find him something much more industrial-sized though.
 
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His family gifts him a new suitcase. He holds it up to the camera in front of them to tell his viewers that he probably won’t travel with it since he’s still a backpack guy. Thanks for the worthless gift family, I hate it
I didn't watch.... But, come on Kyle!! you're gonna need that suitcase next year, aren't you?? After all, you said you are gonna go to Europe with "someone" next year. And you said you might take a vacation for yourself during your "break" in January. And in your reply to a comment the other day you hinted that you're gonna go see Taylor.... I mean, I'm sure with all those trips booked you'll need a suitcase, right?? Since you run such a big "Travel channel" on youtube and all...
 
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It wasn’t a Briggs & Riley, Rimowa, or even a Tumi so no one will believe that he is a real traveler I guess
 
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"I probably won't use this luggage if I'm on a cruise because I'm a backpack guy, unless I go on a week long cruise." It's disgusting how little he brings with him when he travels. Doesn't bring more than 2 outfits, probably zero underwear. One pair of shoes, one hat. He really is the most disgusting person in the world.
 
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Like that's gonna happen.
She literally trolled him with his gifts. It’s like she reads here. I can just imagine her and Alexa at Marshall’s getting his gifts based on our comments.

They say he’s dirty-body wash
Hairy-nose hair trimmer
Only carries a back pack-suitcase
Has a dirty white hat-
Is a grifter who doesn’t care about his fans-Envelopes and stamps for thank you cards

 
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Didn’t hear a single thank you and he kind of shat on the suitcase because he’s a backpack guy… wtf
he should rethink his reaction to the luggage. he can take it to the airline desk, pop it open, hop inside and travel for the price of a checked bag.
 
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Is the whole “I only travel with a backpack” thing supposed to be some sort of flex? Does he think people are impressed by that?

I for one appreciate the simple pleasure of a well packed bag and wouldn’t be caught dead in first class with anything more plebeian than Tumi lmao. But I don’t drive a bmw so what do I know about social status
 
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It wasn’t a Briggs & Riley, Rimowa, or even a Tumi so no one will believe that he is a real traveler I guess
OT but I got a B&R backpack for traveling and for everyday use to/from the office for my laptop. It’s life changing! Already been on so many trips with it and it’s great. A little pouch for everything. I’m so organized for once.
 
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Fortunately the Tommy Bahama Portly Collection is wrinkle free.
 
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OT but I got a B&R backpack for traveling and for everyday use to/from the office for my laptop. It’s life changing! Alredy been on so many trips Roth it and it’s great. A little pouch for everything. I’m so organized for once.
I’m a Tumi guy (because I get them discounted at the outlet mall or Nordstrom Rack lmao) but every time I see a B&R carry on I get a little jealous, their design with the handle rails on the outside is just better. If going for cheaper and don’t care about status symbol brands then Travelpro is the way to go all day. Anyways this is the kind of stuff that you might expect a travel influencer to be discussing to try to get sponsorships for themselves, not Superdry and Starbucks
 
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My dream is for there to be a huge blowout fight where his parents and sister are all yelling at him about what an insufferable twat he is. Maybe uncle Sean can slap the life out of him.
 
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My dream is for there to be a huge blowout fight where his parents and sister are all yelling at him about what an insufferable twat he is. Maybe uncle Sean can slap the life out of him.
Uncle Sean is the best. I would pay for this and a show down between him and Jo Jo.
 
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