Krusties #8 Pull up a beanbag, enjoy with mates, thread of fun, defo no hates

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HEHEHE!!

I've thought a bit before posting this, but I know lots of you have dark humour (if easily offended look away now......)

My Dad had this same one, he had it with him when he passed away (yeah not the funny bit ) but as we left that day, my Mum who had an odd sense of humour, pointed to it on the end of the bed and said "at least I don't have to look at that bleeping thing anymore, it's always been ghastly"

Yes this dressing gown is so bad, a person can overlook their loved one's passing and be well chuffed it's no longer around

I saw that pic and it made me smile, that even in a really difficult moment, she still had that spirit to say what she thought

 

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I've thought a bit before posting this, but I know lots of you have dark humour (if easily offended look away now......)

My Dad had this same one, he had it with him when he passed away (yeah not the funny bit ) but as we left that day, my Mum who had an odd sense of humour, pointed to it on the end of the bed and said "at least I don't have to look at that bleeping thing anymore, it's always been ghastly"

Yes this dressing gown is so bad, a person can overlook their loved one's passing and be well chuffed it's no longer around

I saw that pic and it made me smile, that even in a really difficult moment, she still had that spirit to say what she thought

That's fab, god love your Mum for coping in her own way, with humour, especially if she knew your Dad would have laughed at her saying it

 

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That's fab, god love your Mum for coping in her own way, with humour, especially if she knew your Dad would have laughed at her saying it

He was a sweetheart, he'd have done the eye roll then laughed

 

[Harrigan]

Never been into Doctor Who certainly not the modern version. Caught the end of a 1977 episode with Tom Baker, I could probably watch that. Loved the theme music and eccentric nature of the doctors character although it’s probably Tom playing himself.

Anyway after the programme I walked up to hub and said “I am a robot” (in a robotic voice). He wasn’t impressed.

 

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Having the laziest day ever...cant wait for me dinner, beautiful mince and potatoes

 

[MrsEms]

Having the laziest day ever...cant wait for me dinner, beautiful mince and potatoes

I must admit to being a lazy sod today. We've had the builders in the garden putting up new fencing so I've been hiding away with the dogs. It's just me, the husband and our youngest daughter tonight and she wants her leftover special fried rice. So I don't know what to do. I'm not actually hungry at the moment...must've been the buttie
Those poor builders, I felt quite guilty that I didn't have enough to offer them bacon butties too. Though they had already been to the burger van for breakfast apparently...they weren't wasting away

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Never been into Doctor Who certainly not the modern version. Caught the end of a 1977 episode with Tom Baker, I could probably watch that. Loved the theme music and eccentric nature of the doctors character although it’s probably Tom playing himself.

Anyway after the programme I walked up to hub and said “I am a robot” (in a robotic voice). He wasn’t impressed.

Awwww Harri,many years ago sitting in my fave indian restaurant,in walked Tom baker and few friends,lovely evening such a lovely man,

 

[MrsEms]

Awwww Harri,many years ago sitting in my fave indian restaurant,in walked Tom baker and few friends,loveky evening such a lovely man,

Oh my, you've just reminded me I've never liked dr who. Saw an episode with those daleks in when I was little and it scared the tit out of me...never again! Then I went away and had a holiday romance with a very handsome young man, he was an extra in dr who Aww, we had a long distance relationship for about 3 months. I need attention

 

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Having the laziest day ever...cant wait for me dinner, beautiful mince and potatoes

Good for you, pleased to hear it. It's not ferret mince is it?

I must admit to being a lazy sod today. We've had the builders in the garden putting up new fencing so I've been hiding away with the dogs. It's just me, the husband and our youngest daughter tonight and she wants her leftover special fried rice. So I don't know what to do. I'm not actually hungry at the moment...must've been the buttie
Those poor builders, I felt quite guilty that I didn't have enough to offer them bacon butties too. Though they had already been to the burger van for breakfast apparently...they weren't wasting away

Pleased to hear that too Ems, as you're always running round looking after everybody xx

 

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Good for you, pleased to hear it. It's not ferret mince is it?


Pleased to hear that too Ems, as you're always running round looking after everybody xx

Only the best ferret mince

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Now THAT'S a nice looking bacon and egg sandwich.

Did you get the recipe from Brooklyn Beckham's tv masterchef splurge? LOL
Jeez the little berk can barely open a crisp packet without a safety net yet some prime time tv show in the USA had him masterfully creating An English Breakfast Sandwich "Like my Gran taught me.........................." It was grim

 

[MrsEms]

Did you get the recipe from Brooklyn Beckham's tv masterchef splurge? LOL
Jeez the little berk can barely open a crisp packet without a safety net yet some prime time tv show in the USA had him masterfully creating An English Breakfast Sandwich "Like my Gran taught me.........................." It was grim

He's a little tit isn't he? Quite unfortunate looking too, amazing what he's achieved...
Whatever that is

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

He's a little tit isn't he? Quite unfortunate looking too, amazing what he's achieved...
Whatever that is

I think the only thing Brookie is going to manage to achieve is being a professional Fiancé / Husband;
Sportsman - failed
Photographer - failed
He's now aiming to be a tv Chef on the basis of a bacon buttie but of course IF he really wanted to make it Mummy & Daddy's mate Gordon Ramsey would surely apprentice him, only he won't do that as Uncle Gordy does not suffer fools gladly and would bellow horrid things at little Brookie
No he's not a very handsome chap either, nor is Romeo who fancies himself as a Moddle. Go check out the Beckhams page on here for a laugh at the photos
Anyhows I'm off now so I'll bid you all Goodnight; Bonsoiree mes amies xxx

 

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Only the best ferret mince

Hmmm. What would it be called if you made a pie with it with mashed tatties on the top? What's a ferret handler called folks (other then Seth or Amos)??

 

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Hmmm. What would it be called if you made a pie with it with mashed tatties on the top? What's a ferret handler called folks (other then Seth or Amos)??

Bloody gorgeous lol

 

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Hmmm. What would it be called if you made a pie with it with mashed tatties on the top? What's a ferret handler called folks (other then Seth or Amos)??

**one handler was called reggie** he used to bring two ferrets to my kid's junior school. They had little harness and lead (also a little body warmer type thing on the cooler days) and they'd wait in the playground for his grandkids to come out of class (he was there too like, they weren't just hanging around, in a boujee gillet )

Eventually, a moaning maggot kicked off about Health & Safety (even though her offspring was a toad ) and the little ferrets were banished. I was gutted as they were just little loves and never nipped anybody.

 

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**one handler was called reggie** he used to bring two ferrets to my kid's junior school. They had little harness and lead (also a little body warmer type thing on the cooler days) and they'd wait in the playground for his grandkids to come out of class (he was there too like, they weren't just hanging around, in a boujee gillet )

Eventually, a moaning maggot kicked off about Health & Safety (even though her offspring was a toad ) and the little ferrets were banished. I was gutted as they were just little loves and never nipped anybody.

Ferrets are so cute

So quiet and boring on the price thread!!

 

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Ferrets are so cute

So quiet and boring on the price thread!!

They've been on about funerals and totty thinks anyone with a tattoo is a sheep!! ****Shakes head & laughs****

 

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They've been on about funerals and totty thinks anyone with a tattoo is a sheep!! ****Shakes head & laughs****

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I've got plenty of tats!...I regret a few tbh lol

 

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**one handler was called reggie** he used to bring two ferrets to my kid's junior school. They had little harness and lead (also a little body warmer type thing on the cooler days) and they'd wait in the playground for his grandkids to come out of class (he was there too like, they weren't just hanging around, in a boujee gillet )

Eventually, a moaning maggot kicked off about Health & Safety (even though her offspring was a toad ) and the little ferrets were banished. I was gutted as they were just little loves and never nipped anybody.

I had a call last year to get my CCTV on at work, a random creature had been spotted running round the site. It was a ferret they were all shouting, someone's brought a bloody ferret in and it's escaped

Nope, on further investigation it was actually a MINK. It'd come to have a drink from the lake, see if the drive through was open for a fishy breakfast, then wandered back off from where it came