Krusties #8 Pull up a beanbag, enjoy with mates, thread of fun, defo no hates

[Harrigan]

Hi everyone, how are you?

grey day today but dry,

I cut my cats nails today and brushed him, I’m finding hair everywhere these days even in the fridge!

anyway this is my latest quilt you will need your sunglasses

take care

 

[MrsCranky]

Hello everyone. My friend died on Wednesday from cancer. So I haven't been here. Gosh It's really upset me. She was a lovely person and her husband is in bits

 

[265]

Welcome to #8 and well done to @MANDATORY for the winning title, very close call,
@Facehugger and myself were beaten by one vote, we was fooking robbed!

Previous Thread - https://tattle.life/threads/krustie...ll-up-a-chair-itll-taste-divine.27211/page-51

Carry On.

 

[Facehugger]

Thanks for the new thread Captain. Unfortunately the credits to the winning thread title suggester have gone a bit awry >> ushers 265 out & escorts him to the nearest Specsavers

 

[Facehugger]

**tiptoes through thread to kitchen, grabs snacks munching while reading **

**tiptoes back out quietly cause this is brill**

Oh it's allright, were off on Only Fans later. He's going to get waving an asparagus about rather than his light saber, I'm just hunting through my drawers to find some black gaffa tape and me Mam's old cardi that's been shrunk in the wash so it'll fit where it touches and just about cover me nips up.

Well earn feckin 50p each and have to share a bag of cheese n onion between us!!

 

[didn't want to join]

**opens windows** **wafts hands**

Wow that zoflora is really hanging in there

We need them there beer pumps back on this evening and a whole lot of everyone dressed in their finest like @not on my watch

@MrsEms will I'm sure, pop on some very special boots,

@Rita Chevrolet will have her nice bag

@Gullri is marking the Abba sound-a-like contest tonight

@Stapleyourtongue will be our official taste tester of the evening, free drinks for you all evening

@265 will turn up on one of his mean machine delights (all shiny and polished - we all love a shiny helmet on this thread )

@Harrigan is marked in for some gorgeous food delights and if we have a lock in, a couple of gorgeous blankets to keep us warm

@sleepdeprivedandobsessed You can rest up behind the bar

@PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy Got you a lovely treat for your tea

@Dollylovesshoes will be wearing lou-bous and watching the door, to keep unwanteds out, she's very firm and a darn good swing arm for that P*sspot

For all the other lovely posters on here and there are so many wonderful folk - see you all in here tonight (wearing as much perfume & aftershave as you can, we have to shift that darn zoflora whiff)


Happy Friday Folks xxx

 

[Squirrelina]

i got fibro too

I’m in the same boat too.

 

[MrsEms]

Mmmm

Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
Three thousand vaults went up it's arse and turned it's wool to nylon

I'm sorry, it was kinda welsh themed and I learnt it in school...amongst some others

 

[Facehugger]

Oh lucky you…..we’ve never had little in our garden (that I’m aware of) …. I’d love that x

I am very honoured they love my garden, I seem to get more every year. I had 4 last year all at once coming together like it was a drive through McHoggles we love them. One little brave baby came early looking for his tea, I'd not put it out yet, I was sat outside, he came toddling up to my feet and stood on the front of my slipper

 

[MrsEms]

Oh nowthen.........between the pair of us he'll soon come right I'm sure

Come left as well

Ok I've lowered the tone massively....

You've missed me, admit it

 

[MrsEms]

Hi everyone, how are you?

grey day today but dry,

I cut my cats nails today and brushed him, I’m finding hair everywhere these days even in the fridge!

anyway this is my latest quilt you will need your sunglasses

take care

That is beautiful harri I do love bright colours, no sunglasses needed here I'd love one as a wall hanging.
You'd probably need them if you saw some of my wallpaper choices

 

[265]

Disaster!!!

I've run out of Branston pickle...

 

[Facehugger]

Evening you lovely buggers nice to see our Ems popping in, are you allright lovey? Harri, that quilt is lovely, think it's my favourite one you've showed us so far xx

Hope work was ok Allan, or do I need to put your Stormy head in a bearhug & give you a soothing Facehug against my chesticles this evening? Xx

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

i am pissed off with Skanky thread,they keep talking about Harvey,iJust said,the thread was created ages ago just skank and wanky involved,I said we didn’t talk about Harvey or kids,I said if you want to talk about the start a thread..I’m just waiting……..I will get shit thrown at me I’m sure..

so peed off with the thread,it was never like that when all us guys were on there,I can see if it goes on it will be shut downBastards..sorry so angry.

i am pissed off with Skanky thread,they keep talking about Harvey,iJust said,the thread was created ages ago just skank and wanky involved,I said we didn’t talk about Harvey or kids,I said if you want to talk about the start a thread..I’m just waiting……..I will get shit thrown at me I’m sure..

so peed off with the thread,it was never like that when all us guys were on there,I can see if it goes on it will be shut downBastards..sorry so angry.

Oh! I’m waiting for the to hit me which it will,I’m not being nasty just telling the truth..I do not want to hear about Harvey and kids all the time,it’s skanky and wanky..Hope I’m not being horrid.

 

[MrsEms]

Happy St David’s day to all our lovely Welsh peeps.

Morning and thankyou dolly I'm all dressed up in my finest welsh lady costume...I've just had a leek (strong sneeze) and I've got to make friggin pancakes! I hate the mess but my kids just won't let me get away with not cooking them. I'm hoping tesco have sold out of eggs

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Morning all! A brief hello before I head outside to let the birds and pigs out to begin their day;
Are we in for another nice day I wonder or back to wind and rain again??

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Afternoon folks, just had a look on the price thread. A lot of talk going on about nothing!

Well,it seems shitface got really wound up. he also confirmed it’s a ‘holiday’ so skankyguts can’t say it was work.

 

[MrsCranky]

Funny! I'll get my double entendre head on ready for tomorrow no getting dressed for me I'm afraid, I definitely won't be bothering with that, wincyette nightie, nylon flowery dressing gown & fluffy socks all weekend for me xx

I haven't got dressed today. I can't be bothered. I'm thinking of making a Cillit Bang cocktail. @MrsEms don't read it as Clit bang again x

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

Eww, mint sauce with beef?

Anyway, here is a photo of a Robin, it's from 7 years ago this month, he was nesting in my garage,

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Gorgeous! Here’s our old one flying in for the food in hubby’s hand.

 

[265]

Just seen her tits, all three of them.