Krusties #4 Invasion of the killer Scrunchies

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Thanks Rita, that's made me laugh! Hope everyone is ok today, shortest day folks, thankfully! xx
 
Reactions: 5

Congratulations hampy, I'm so happy for you! I hope you have the most wonderful Christmas and happy new year lots of love to you

Hi everyone, hope you are all well!

I have been lost underneath a pile of presents and wrapping paper and I couldn't get out...had a fucking guts full. I have a cunning plan...I'm going to get pissed, wrap myself up in paper and go and hide underneath the tree for a few days. Everyone can piss off and if I get asked one more time "are you all ready for Christmas?"
Arrghhhhhhh

Ok poor a glass of wine ems...xxx

Kieron is ready for Christmas on his OF site
View attachment 936329

Christ, looked like MrEms after he came back from his works 'do' on friday...apart from the obvious being a bit too big...and I don't mean his belly
 
Reactions: 5
I'll pour you a brandy, I've got enough to share bless you, I know what you mean, as well as 'What you doing for Christmas?' the answer is either 'fuck all' or ' running myself round pleasing everybody else' normally intit! Xx
 
Reactions: 5
I'll pour you a brandy, I've got enough to share bless you, I know what you mean, as well as 'What you doing for Christmas?' the answer is either 'fuck all' or ' running myself round pleasing everybody else' normally intit! Xx

Oh the pressure is on and I hate it! The in-laws are coming...I get asked what my Christmas day table colour scheme is going to be...I don't fucking know or care if I don't laugh then I'll cry They are good in many ways and will bring a cheese board, wine but I like to be left to cook, and they will try to interfere. I'm so scared I'll mess up...its like I'm cooking for the queen
 
Reactions: 5
Well,I will make you laugh.NOT.been on the effin floor after fall.Ok now now..manage to crawl on to sofa.oh fuck .Sorry to piss you off Etc.
 
Reactions: 11
Id just reply to that 'sky blue pink with yellow knobs on' and see what they say Christmas day table colour, are they for real? My place is that small I don't even have a ruddy table

Well,I will make you laugh.NOT.been on the effin floor after fall.Ok now now..manage to crawl on to sofa.oh fuck .Sorry to piss you off Etc.
Oh Dolly not again, bless you are you allright? Xx
 
Reactions: 7
Id just reply to that 'sky blue pink with yellow knobs on' and see what they say Christmas day table colour, are they for real? My place is that small I don't even have a ruddy table


Oh Dolly not again, bless you are you allright? Xx
Well,I am now Thankyou Facey..but so upset with meself.
 
Reactions: 8
Bless you MrsEms, if you say it’s a rainbow colour scheme then anything goes. Do they need to match their outfits to the decor?

I don’t cook very often but when I do find it very stressful as hub and mum do things differently and hub in particular, the place looks a mess and he doesn’t close the cupboard doors!

Good luck with your do, I’m sure you will be fine after a small Sherry. You are a very talented cook.
 
Reactions: 6
Thank you MrsEms I hope you have wonderful Christmas and new year too xx

Oh Dolly please look after yourself sending you a hug full of love

https://giphy.com/EvYHHSntaIl5m
 
Last edited:
Reactions: 5
Thanks Rita, that's made me laugh! Hope everyone is ok today, shortest day folks, thankfully! xx
Shortest day MY ARSE!

Just come home from a TWELVE HOUR DAY, fucking knackered and the gritters have been out! Been all over the
place today including Reading and boy was it cold. My feet were like ICE when I popped into MacDonald's on the
way back into town.

Remember the skirt @MrsEms, give me a thrill.
 
Reactions: 9
Well,I will make you laugh.NOT.been on the effin floor after fall.Ok now now..manage to crawl on to sofa.oh fuck .Sorry to piss you off Etc.

Oh Dolly you bring a smile to my face and can get me belly laughing, but I and like many others on here love you to bits and worry about you! I hope you are ok?
It's not your fault you've fallen! You take it easy. I hope you've got emergency numbers you can phone? Take care my lovely
 
Reactions: 8
I think you need a different job Captain. Twelve hour days on a bike in the cold seems to make you say F words, suppose I'm lucky, at least my 12 hour days aren't outside in all weathers eh. Go on Mrs Ems, warm his cockles up
 
Reactions: 7
@265
I think you need a different job Captain. Twelve hour days on a bike in the cold seems to make you say F words, suppose I'm lucky, at least my 12 hour days aren't outside in all weathers eh. Go on Mrs Ems, warm his cockles up
If I post a picture his cockles might get so warm he wont be able to ride his bike....

Captain, I wouldn't want to distract you
 
Reactions: 7
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.