You forgot to say me & thee provide the boobage jokes on here EmsEvening all, hope everyone is well this eveninglovely stories, memories and pics today
Gullri, its lovely to have you back. What a fab and interesting job you have, so pleased everything is going well xx
Nottie, I may have missed you last night but if you see my message have a great holiday!
Welcome to our new member RandoJust to let you know, I'm the sensible one out of this lot. I live in a sea of calm.
I'm lying...but I love animals. I have 3 children and 3 dogsxx
Oh I've missed youYou forgot to say me & thee provide the boobage jokes on here Emsxx
Bless you lovely. I'm here now, I know I've been a bit sporadic posting with one thing and another, missed you too, it's Saturday night and the resting bitches are comfortable under my armpits for nowOh I've missed youYou're my partner in crime xxx
I know the 'one thing and another' happening! I've been a little distracted of late. Hope everything is ok with youBless you lovely. I'm here now, I know I've been a bit sporadic posting with one thing and another, missed you too, it's Saturday night and the resting bitches are comfortable under my armpits for nowxx
I'm ok thank you lovely. My big beautiful dog is back to normal after 2 weeks poorly, I'm so happy. Enjoy your time with Mr Ems and yoursI know the 'one thing and another' happening! I've been a little distracted of late. Hope everything is ok with you
I've just finished cleaning up the kitchen. Now I'm sat down with a glass of red. Just me and MrEms and the dogs! Xxx
Oh and my tits resting on my knees...
Aww, I'm so happy he's better. Give a nice big hug from me...I'll take a sloppy dog kiss tooI'm ok thank you lovely. My big beautiful dog is back to normal after 2 weeks poorly, I'm so happy. Enjoy your time with Mr Ems and yoursxxxx
Oh Ems just seen post,bless him you may have to use a whistle or something?Aww, I'm so happy he's better. Give a nice big hug from me...I'll take a sloppy dog kiss tooi know you shouldn't but I do
My big Alfie has started to go deafWe've noticed over the past couple of weeks he's not coming to certain commands. I know he's a labrador x breed and he's incredibly well for nearly 13 but it does get me. He's an incredible dog
Thank you Ems. I will do, he's just changed so much, he's just a good loving chilled boy now, wants cuddles all the time & just does as he's told first time. I'll give him a snuggle for you later.Aww, I'm so happy he's better. Give a nice big hug from me...I'll take a sloppy dog kiss tooi know you shouldn't but I do
My big Alfie has started to go deafWe've noticed over the past couple of weeks he's not coming to certain commands. I know he's a labrador x breed and he's incredibly well for nearly 13 but it does get me. He's an incredible dog
Thank you lovely Mrs Ems it’s good to be backEvening all, hope everyone is well this eveninglovely stories, memories and pics today
Gullri, its lovely to have you back. What a fab and interesting job you have, so pleased everything is going well xx
Nottie, I may have missed you last night but if you see my message have a great holiday!
Welcome to our new member RandoJust to let you know, I'm the sensible one out of this lot. I live in a sea of calm.
I'm lying...but I love animals. I have 3 children and 3 dogsxx
Don’t ever go on Danielle Lloyd thread she does naughties with PringlesI tell you, Pringles are the work of the devil! Impossible to eat only one of these crappy re constituted potato flake crisps. They have a unique smell too.
The advert with the comedienne talking about wouchers. In one of them she is opposite a lama or is it an alpaca? Anyway I wish it would spit at her like on It will be alright on the Night.
Anyway need to cut down shopping bills. Drinking less coffee, stick to tea and buying as much on offer as possible. After all we got no water, we got no cups, we got no sugar, we got no soya milk for the lactose intolerant community.
May the Lord Smite thee down!
Old Pringle Lips!! Sour Cream too!!!Don’t ever go on Danielle Lloyd thread she does naughties with Pringles
Defo Alpaca Harri.
You missed me out too. You harridan. Lol. Love MrsC xxxx how you doing Ems?Evening all, hope everyone is well this eveninglovely stories, memories and pics today
Gullri, its lovely to have you back. What a fab and interesting job you have, so pleased everything is going well xx
Nottie, I may have missed you last night but if you see my message have a great holiday!
Welcome to our new member RandoJust to let you know, I'm the sensible one out of this lot. I live in a sea of calm.
I'm lying...but I love animals. I have 3 children and 3 dogsxx
Eww. Yucky behaviourDon’t ever go on Danielle Lloyd thread she does naughties with Pringles
Defo Alpaca Harri.
The Cat Mamma name suits you Dolly. I'm going to call you that from now on. MrC has gone to bed. He's been busy today and he's knackered. I'm off up in a bit. I'm doing some writing before I turn in. All my thoughts about the week. It's better reading all this stuff on paper. Something I can refer to. Night all. Love MrsC xxxxOh Ems just seen post,bless him you may have to use a whistle or something?
Facey so pleased your doggy is over that awful sickness,poor darling..
looks like I’m effin cat mumma again,just been trying to get whisper in next door cow no sign,Dave ran out when I opened front door little sod didn’t realise he was in,thought he was out.Then neighbour .Joe knocked,asking me if I can look after Fester and Viola for week as they are off to Greece for a week,I was informed in week.So Hey Ho here I go.
Morning all. Sitting here at the gun club car park whilst OH sorts put paperwork in there. Too boring in there lolMorning all, Norwich can you hear me? Let’s be ‘avin’ you!
Making more tomato sauce today, more skinning and squishing involved. I’m finding tomato juice everywhere even on skirting board in far corner of kitchen! Oh well the juice will travel! Does it go by easy jet?
Doris Fitch Super Witch! She’s a character for sale she’s very cute, made of tweed. She’s a good witch, chats up the pumpkins and uses her broom to sweep away all those horrible gangly spiders.
Talking of which I opened the door the other day this huge spider walked in without knocking. He rushed along the floor and hid in the corner until I sucked him up with my hoover. Sorry but next time I want you to knock and ask if you can come in.
ok have a good day
Dolly! Nurse! Medication and lots of it please!
Hello dear Ems,always the way isn’t it?doggies are so funny though bless Bertie,is he asleep now.Bless Ah yes lovely roastie beef,bet it’s lovely,our Captain is awol naughty man abandoning us.Morning all
Well I had fun at half 6 this morning when i was awoken by a very passionate slobbery kiss (no it wasn't MrEms!) but my BertieHe had escaped from the lounge because MrEms didn't shut the door last night. Dottie was already fast asleep at the bottom of the bed so had already found her way up, though she's tiny and quiet so went straight to sleep. Bertie just got over exited and wanted to play...silly sod! So much for a sunday lie in
I'm cooking roast beef today. Now where is the captain because we are due a battle of the dinners
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