Krusties #14 Gardening bits, feathered tits & germ warfare kits

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Evening all😊

Oh I made a lasagne today...went over my allocated time to cook it🤭 ahhh, it turned out good though. They were hungry they would've eaten any old tit but it was nice🤣

This is for a special lady, MrsEMs. Best effect when sung

I need to know now, to know now will you pluck me again

repeat

I’ll get me coat. Dolly!
I'm afraid that's gone over my head but it could be because I'm exhausted😂

I've been in bed an hour!🙄

No captain, I'm not telling you what I'm wearing in bed😉🤣
 
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Evening all😊

Oh I made a lasagne today...went over my allocated time to cook it🤭 ahhh, it turned out good though. They were hungry they would've eaten any old tit but it was nice🤣



I'm afraid that's gone over my head but it could be because I'm exhausted😂

I've been in bed an hour!🙄

No captain, I'm not telling you what I'm wearing in bed😉🤣
Bless you Ems ❤ bet it was lovely, I've not had a home made lasagne for years, I might have to do one now 🤣 hope you get some decent sleep tonight lovey 👽🤗❤😘 xx
 
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Krusties ##15 fecking Freds go so fast now we leave them to the last. Minute.


Ok that was tit🤦🏻‍♀️🤣
 
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Krusties#15 We're krustyfeckers, we're the best. Our threads are better than all the rest!
 
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Krusties #15 Little OKeep has lost his sheep and Mrs Ems gone to find them
 
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Krustiesi#15 Krustycrumpets are the tops we don’t tolerate any Bots.

why the duck didn’t me bold work?
 
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MrsEms the poem come song was inspired by John Newman and his song, Love Me Again.

been frying aubergines for more than hour this evening, knackered.
 
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Awww both great,lovely you are here Harri.

Ems,bet your lasagna was fab..
Its lovely isn't it dolly❤ Welcome back stef, you've been missed so much my lovely😘

Krusties #15 Little OKeep has lost his sheep and Mrs Ems gone to find them
Thats so bloody funny...I think he'll like that🤣
No comment about being welsh and looking for sheep in the same sentence🤣🤣
 
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I’m tired off to bed smelling of cooking oil

If you wangle your welly
I won’t call you Nelly
If you dip your sheep
I will find you Mr OKeep

Dylan Thomas woz ‘ere
 
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Oh my days, I won't get to sleep with the bloody giggles🤣

I've got to bid you darlings good night or I'll have to get up and pee again😂

Night night all, sleep tight🥰❤😘 xxx
 
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I’m tired off to bed smelling of cooking oil

If you wangle your welly
I won’t call you Nelly
If you dip your sheep
I will find you Mr OKeep

Dylan Thomas woz ‘ere
Brilliant.🤣

Night Harri and Ems,sleep tight don’t let bed bugs bite.☺
 
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