Krusties #14 Gardening bits, feathered tits & germ warfare kits

[MrsEms]

Evening all

Oh I made a lasagne today...went over my allocated time to cook it ahhh, it turned out good though. They were hungry they would've eaten any old tit but it was nice

This is for a special lady, MrsEMs. Best effect when sung

I need to know now, to know now will you pluck me again

repeat

I’ll get me coat. Dolly!

I'm afraid that's gone over my head but it could be because I'm exhausted

I've been in bed an hour!

No captain, I'm not telling you what I'm wearing in bed

 

[Facehugger]

Evening all

Oh I made a lasagne today...went over my allocated time to cook it ahhh, it turned out good though. They were hungry they would've eaten any old tit but it was nice



I'm afraid that's gone over my head but it could be because I'm exhausted

I've been in bed an hour!

No captain, I'm not telling you what I'm wearing in bed

Bless you Ems bet it was lovely, I've not had a home made lasagne for years, I might have to do one now hope you get some decent sleep tonight lovey xx

 

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No captain, I'm not telling you what I'm wearing in bed

WHAT? I never even asked,

 

[MrsEms]

Krusties ##15 fecking Freds go so fast now we leave them to the last. Minute.


Ok that was tit

 

[Harrigan]

Krusties #15 Papillon en croute and flying orbs that toot

 

[MrsEms]

Krusties#15 We're krustyfeckers, we're the best. Our threads are better than all the rest!

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Awww both great,lovely you are here Harri.

Ems,bet your lasagna was fab..

 

[Harrigan]

Krusties #15 Little OKeep has lost his sheep and Mrs Ems gone to find them

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Krustiesi#15 Krustycrumpets are the tops we don’t tolerate any Bots.

why the duck didn’t me bold work?

 

[Harrigan]

MrsEms the poem come song was inspired by John Newman and his song, Love Me Again.

been frying aubergines for more than hour this evening, knackered.

 

[MrsEms]

Awww both great,lovely you are here Harri.

Ems,bet your lasagna was fab..

Its lovely isn't it dolly Welcome back stef, you've been missed so much my lovely

Krusties #15 Little OKeep has lost his sheep and Mrs Ems gone to find them

Thats so bloody funny...I think he'll like that
No comment about being welsh and looking for sheep in the same sentence

 

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No comment about being welsh and looking for sheep in the same sentence

NOT SAYING ANYTHING.....

 

[MrsEms]

NOT SAYING ANYTHING.....

Firstly I am a woman, secondly I do not own any wellies

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Firstly I am a woman, secondly I do not own any wellies

It’s the men ain’t it Ems?Sheep hear the zips.

 

[MrsEms]

It’s the men ain’t it Ems?Sheep hear the zips.

Apparently so, that's why the fields are called leisure centres...

Ok. I'll leave it there

 

[Harrigan]

I’m tired off to bed smelling of cooking oil

If you wangle your welly
I won’t call you Nelly
If you dip your sheep
I will find you Mr OKeep

Dylan Thomas woz ‘ere

 

[MrsEms]

Oh my days, I won't get to sleep with the bloody giggles

I've got to bid you darlings good night or I'll have to get up and pee again

Night night all, sleep tight xxx

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I’m tired off to bed smelling of cooking oil

If you wangle your welly
I won’t call you Nelly
If you dip your sheep
I will find you Mr OKeep

Dylan Thomas woz ‘ere

Brilliant.

Night Harri and Ems,sleep tight don’t let bed bugs bite.

 

[Facehugger]

It’s the men ain’t it Ems?Sheep hear the zips.

Fucks sake, I've just woken the dog up howling at that Dolly, you Krustiebugger

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Fucks sake, I've just woken the dog up howling at that Dolly, you Krustiebugger

Oh bugger.