ElChanguito
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Scared me to death when I looked at my explore page earlier ![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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that's a joke in itself! you should definitely add "comedian" to your CV!Something new for 2024 Laura? Taking a bath, enjoying time with your kids, doing something that’s actually funny?
No idea, like I said, I really hope it isn't because she's changed her mind!Why on earth has she taken the post and story down![]()
and someone try and give mouth to mouthShe’ll trip up and fall into the hole on top of the coffin.
Who is babs?i don't have kids of my own, so perhaps I M missing something, but i what way is it not age-appropriate or "kid friendly" for a child to hear babs' rambles about petite women?! why are petite women a taboo subject? especially given that it's a typed caption, as children who are at an age where they are capable of reading her nonsensical jibberish are more than likely aware that the characters they meet at Disney etc are humans wearing costumes - unlike babs, believing she is meeting the REAL Garston and the REAL Goofy at the age of 46.
or is this babs speculating that the person inside the costume is an individual with dwarfism, and has decided that it is a topic that is "too grown up" and cannot be mentioned, thus is using the phrase "petite"?
tbh, i'm also interested as to why woke babs assumes the person wearing the costume is a woman? why not a "petite" or even an exploited child - given the way that babs is happy to demand her own kids work as unpayed performers as she demands, i'm surprised she wouldn't have considered that other parents may be similarly as exploitative.![]()
We all know that some drama (made up) would happen..as it does on all her dreaded outingsAnother story about being on the toilet that absolutely never happened.![]()
although i feel sorry for both ehr kids, i feel particularly bad for her younger son as she seems to mention Toby far more regularly, and pinpoints him when she is complaining about them. Toby must be about nine - why does it matter if he sleeps in or not?! surely he could wake up at 5am and it wouldn't be a huge issue, as at that age, i would imagine he is capable of keeping himself entertained using his tablet or watching TV, and able to grab himself a bowl of cereal or a snack or whatever. she talks about the kids as though they are still toddlers, whinging that her younger son is awake when it's still dark outside with a photo of her furious face. it's all just used as an excuse to moan about her younger boy.![]()
Lol, also her dirty, greasy, nasty hair. She could have washed it. Looks like a load of greasy tussles hanging off her nasty fat head."Why do these things always happen to me?"
They don't. They literally don't. You make them up for your idiot followers.
Also, what's with the "when someone says women don't masturbate" meme on her story? Who says that? Again, literally nobody. It isn't the 1920s.
It's also old and boring. But she is too thick to think of anything "funny".Call me boring, but the "I hate my kids" routine is fucking vulgar. You went through with the pregnancy and didn't put them into adoption.....be a parent!
She probably scared everyone offi tried to scroll to find the looking incredible picture. she looks like a crack head in both of those. That crab was also not in her ear, if she said in her gash it would be more believable.
Also saying how quiet the resort was. well hello its school term and winter pretty much.
Arsehole
Sorry for being thick she earned £5198 or £526?Is this all…she been paid for ads and they alone can bring in thousands; and what about the money she makes from monetising her social media? Who is her accountant?
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What did you do to deserve that?do u know what? Since I'm blocked, i am living my best life. I havent thrown up in my mouth in a week now.