Grace Kelly
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I’m 5ft 7 and foot size 6 - 6.5, size 6 is it’s the most common foot size for a woman apparently. I’ve never thought it was a particularly small size as most of the women in my family are size 5.
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She really is as thick as 2 short planks. She doesn't have one original idea of her own. Stealing jokes from movies was a low, but these "duets", she keeps doing are lower than low. BORING.genuinely are embarrassing that such a "successful" female comedian is unable to understand parody, satire etc. the amount of the reels she creates on tiktok in response to reels from parody accounts, where she clearly watches only the first few moments of their reel and responds scathingly, thinking she is being HILARIOUS, yet a quick glance at the original account and content they post and it's very obviously a parody account, yet she is so hilariously gullible, she takes them as genuine every time.
this is a new one, but there was another one recently where she filmed a response to a parody reel about a family doing regular training for an apocalypse, as if the woman prioritising packing an entire basket of skincare and a fridge to keep it cool didn't make it obvious it wasn't genuine- such a cringeworthy level of idiocy is only "funny" thing about her - that, and the fact she believes herself to be a comedian!
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Oh and in one tiktok she's on about rather having herpes than something or other, luv you're probably covered in herpes, as well as every other dirty disease going! Plus your worms and thrush, dirty cnut
Like her dreadful, overpriced clothesHardly unique
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£55 for a hoodie??? I think a really decent superdry hoodie ia about that isn't it?? Plus you can go to primark and buy branded Disney and other themed hoodies, joggers etc for less than that can't you?? I know some people might want a £55 hoodies with a dreadful motif of sunglasses and lips, but not me.....
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Plus, I bet smelbin gets all her clothes for free and totally uses the little old lady from love and unique
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It's awful, some old recycled curtains from the 50s
Wonder how long it will take for her mum to spot that and delete itJeez, her house is a shithole, why doesn't she do some cleaning and tidying, lazy cow, constantly shaming her kids online, disgusting. Surely the eldest one at secondary will be getting picked on after seeing her social media.
Pissed myself at this commentthe two replies make me angry, be kind
This sort of things says a lot about the idiots who follow her and think she's fucking funny
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Because she has the intelligence of a fruit fly, I.e. none, no imagination, no brains, no innovation, she is as thick as 2 short planks, an utter fuck witt. Which is why she can't come up with anything new.
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Just for you Smelbin!
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Also, she's doing because it's the only way she gets engagement, even though she told everyone she'd not be doing it so much anymore. It's all she's done since then! Showing us her ugly, trog mug, the vile pig
She has had a total of 13 comments on her shitty video of her shitty so called "stand up" in 6 hours since posting it.....
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Most of that laughter sounds fake as well
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It's also because she is incredibly thick and doesn't understand it, so can't speak about it, as she hasn't the first clue about itpretty sure that everyone is glad Laura isn't using what is happening in Gaza as content, given the fact that she would use the usual "female comedian" excuse to try and make the atrocities in Gaza into "comedy" - so just...don't comment.
there is no reason to share a story with a lengthy caption, taking the opportunity to make what is happening in Gaza all about herself. the way she mentions that she "can't comprehend" the thought of losing her kids, when she spends every moment of the day telling the world she hates them and wishing they hadn't been born is incredibly insensitive when children and babies are dying. and mentioning the fact that SHE is currently grieving, as though losing her father is even vaguely comparable or that is even remotely relevant. her narcissism truly knows no bounds! it's not about YOU, Laura.
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It's not worth watching, it's very boring
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Most of that laughter sounds fake as well
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AliceInWanderLost
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doesn't define herself by her clothes' size, but decided it was necessary to dedicate an entire story to bragging that she bought clothes in a size 14. nobody cares, Laura. and we all know that she wouldn't have done that if the arbitrary nature of women's clothes sizes had meant she'd had to buy a size 18 - but she ALWAYS mentions the occasions she is wearing a 14.
Lady_Tabitha
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I see she's for Belfast in December.
Only the Limelight which has capacity of 750.
Hour long meet and greet prior to the show available...
Only the Limelight which has capacity of 750.
Hour long meet and greet prior to the show available...
Hahshahahhahaha
This is the funniest thing she has ever done. Jealous? Jealous of this hideous wretch, I don't think so? Success? What success? Oh and playing the adhd card again, my arse!!! If that's success then I'm 100000009999 x more successful than this waste of skin. Fucking cretin. EWWW that hair!!!! Fuck me, what a fucking mess.
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Wow, I've just had a look at tiktok, I don't normally, but, bloody hell,she really does panic post!! She literally has nothing to give..utter car crash, she is a utter failure. Her poor kids. Was she really born in 1984? Or is that another sick joke? More like 1964....old hag
This is the funniest thing she has ever done. Jealous? Jealous of this hideous wretch, I don't think so? Success? What success? Oh and playing the adhd card again, my arse!!! If that's success then I'm 100000009999 x more successful than this waste of skin. Fucking cretin. EWWW that hair!!!! Fuck me, what a fucking mess.
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Wow, I've just had a look at tiktok, I don't normally, but, bloody hell,she really does panic post!! She literally has nothing to give..utter car crash, she is a utter failure. Her poor kids. Was she really born in 1984? Or is that another sick joke? More like 1964....old hag
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reallyloveagoodgossip
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Both slag each other off..tw@s