Knee Deep In Life #7 Child hating ogre, smelly old minge, the life of Smelbin, makes her neighbours cringe

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Chaboogy

I sometimes find it hard to feel sorry for Steve, the way he goes along with all her crap, but I think you've nailed it there, he's totally downtrodden...wouldn't like to be in his head
 
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Opinionated

I’ve never seen clothes so ill fitting. Printing copied images on T-shirts and getting bog standard dress patterns and making shapeless clothes made out of dead fabric no one wants isn’t a career goal
 
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AliceInWanderLost

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I’ve never seen clothes so ill fitting. Printing copied images on T-shirts and getting bog standard dress patterns and making shapeless clothes made out of dead fabric no one wants isn’t a career goal
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genuinely looks as though she raided the local charity shops and bought all the random mismatched curtains available to sewn into ill-fitting clothes!

they're hardly affordable though, with those gingham checked tablecloth coulettes priced at £49 a pair and garish dresses priced at £65! and i know it's been said before, but her range of clothing is hardly "inclusive", when she only sells sizes 8-24! not very fitting with Laura's supposed body positivity rEaL wOmEn vibe - happily implying that you aren't a rEaL WoMaN if you wear clothes larger than a size 24!
 
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boundandgagged

Those gingham culotte thingies are absolutely awful, who actually buys them? She is a shit designer, my nan wouldn't even wear any of those dresses
 
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boundandgagged

In the make up ad videos it's like she's taking the piss, I'd be mad if that was my company and I was paying that dirt bag to advertise my stuff
 
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boundandgagged said:
Those gingham culotte thingies are absolutely awful, who actually buys them? She is a shit designer, my nan wouldn't even wear any of those dresses
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She’s not a designer tho she’s a dress maker there’s a huge difference. Those culottes don’t even sit right she just follows bog standard patterns.
She obvs reads here because she said today some troll has been commenting on her Facebook calling her Deidre Barlow which apparently she loves! She was telling ppl don’t worry if someone comments on your comment she was removing them….there weren’t any comments love stop making shit up and reading here you troll
 
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Catlady1

Great advert for the makeup box she was badly advertising. Next story she puts up she’s had an allergic reaction
 
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CrapEars

And then it turns out that the haggard V Eames has been there anyway. She said that hers and Laura’s kids had been playing together and staying out of their hair. So Laura hasn’t actually been parenting anyway.
 
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howandwhy

Don't worry Smelbin, I dont think anyone is going to waste their time worrying about how your mind works. This is probably a lie anyway. What utter dross content.
#boring
#notfunny
#idiot
#notafemalecomedian
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CrapEars said:
And then it turns out that the haggard V Eames has been there anyway. She said that hers and Laura’s kids had been playing together and staying out of their hair. So Laura hasn’t actually been parenting anyway.
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Lol, I don't think she actually ever parents.
 

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instaknobs

why is she banging on about being dyslexic now? its hardly ground breaking news, maybe she is angling for 1st ever dyslexic comedian? Of which she is neither.
Idiot
 
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howandwhy

instaknobs said:
why is she banging on about being dyslexic now? its hardly ground breaking news, maybe she is angling for 1st ever dyslexic comedian? Of which she is neither.
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It's all lies. She's just a waste of space. Plus that vile photo of her and Steve. Pair of d1cks
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I feel deep pity for this bloke. Coerced and bullied into feeding her need for attention. He must be an absolute laughing stock. Plus she probably hurt his already damaged back even more , by crushing him with her ogre sized giant frame. But so long as she gets what she wants it doesn't matter who she hurts along the way
 

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AliceInWanderLost

Prissypaws said:
What does the last sentence mean? Or did she leave it on “accidentally” because shes soooo fuckin dyslexic?
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pretty sure she does it intentionally to push the "dyslexic" and ensure nobody forgets her self-diagnosed "ADHD" - thus she can't focus/struggles with inattentiveness etc. in reality, it's all just an excuse to put zero effort into her shitty ads, because she can use those excuses to justify them not making sense.

genuinely not sure why any brands are working with her to promote make up or skin products given her shit reviews, the appalling state of her skin, and especially after her showing she'd developed an allergic reaction the day after whacking skin products she was advertising all over her face! i genuinely wouldn't buy a single product that Laura advertises, ever - totally tarnishing brands with her grimy reputation! ick.
 
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