I’ve just had to sit down and calm myself, Mr booboo held his phone up to me and said you should do videos like this, it was a gorgeous woman lighting a fire then it cut to this monstrosity bending over in her underwear trying to light her fire, you know the one, well if looks could kill Mr booboo would be a
bleeping corpse by now, why I didn’t click on and realise it was her I’ll never know, so I said proper poker faced I said, I
bleeping ate her, he said, she’s funny, I said no she’s not, cue a 5 minute argument with yes she is, no she’s not, I think I want a divorce and we’re not married, I’m seriously re-thinking my life/partner choice!
head!