this comment has killed meHe seems like a nice enough little fella, and he's clearly delighted to have a pair of gigantic tits to play with
This ^^ I have nothing more than a passing interest in football so guess what I haven’t posted about throughout the tournament - other than how much I love Gareth Southgate (what a nice man)Makes a point of refusing to watch England play, shuts herself away in bernie back bedroom to watch a film instead. Said a piss take apathetic "it's coming home" to Daniel and says it's just not for her.
Posts about England winning twice this morning on her grid.
She will jump on any bandwagon even if it's not something that's "her"
Oh, and she's posted on stories. Such a bleeping creep.
Agreed. Hopefully his performance in the box would be less disappointing these days…This ^^ I have nothing more than a passing interest in football so guess what I haven’t posted about throughout the tournament - other than how much I love Gareth Southgate (what a nice man)
Said it the other day total glory supporter she couldn’t give a tit about the football the other day. Now they are in the final she’s supporting them.So she slates the football then because they win she's all yay yay yay ....
PaellaDid she say she’s making papaya or were the subtitles a little off? i did see vinyl instead of final
Thank you very much lol. He is though, isn't he? Lego, Lego, Lego, Mumma Bernie, Lego, Mmm giant titties, Lego, Lego, Golf.this comment has killed me
You've missed nothing. Illiterate Dan is still playing golf and writing incomprehensible paragraphs on The Gram. Kirsty, who still hasn't lost a single pound, but is still yelling 'keep going and don't give up' to the masses, has given up watching him play golf .. instead she gets her nails done, goes to a coffee shop and talks to her phone whilst waiting for Dan to finish playing golf. She posts a loving tribute to Dan, to congratulate him on said golf, saying 'YOUR getting better babe'.So....what have I missed? Has Dan proposed yet? The July sun is nearly here....which means singing with noddy heads in DeNiros garden,possibly in a hot tub, followed by a Chinese takeaway
Do Peacocks do a size 24?Said it the other day total glory supporter she couldn’t give a tit about the football the other day. Now they are in the final she’s supporting them.
She’ll be there tomorrow with an England Pj top from peakcocks on making out she’s Ian Wright with a running commentary.
TDLR copy paste for the next thread.Thank you very much lol. He is though, isn't he? Lego, Lego, Lego, Mumma Bernie, Lego, Mmm giant titties, Lego, Lego, Golf.
You've missed nothing. Illiterate Dan is still playing golf and writing incomprehensible paragraphs on The Gram. Kirsty, who still hasn't lost a single pound, but is still yelling 'keep going and don't give up' to the masses, has given up watching him play golf .. instead she gets her nails done, goes to a coffee shop and talks to her phone whilst waiting for Dan to finish playing golf. She posts a loving tribute to Dan, to congratulate him on said golf, saying 'YOUR getting better babe'.
She takes time out of her day to put together comparison photos, dating back 10 years, to show her followers that she hasn't lost any weight.
She is still living in Bernie's spare bedroom and spends most of her time in bed, because that's the only space she has to call her own, and even that isn't her own, it's Bernies. Oh man.
Kirsty and Dan are still hoping to decorate Bernie's spare bedroom, but can't decide on a colour.
They're also hoping to claim Bernie's garage as their own because then, watch out guys, Kirsty is going to lose some weight.
Do Peacocks do a size 24?
Probably not is she a 24 thought she was a Zara size medium like Kate hayesThank you very much lol. He is though, isn't he? Lego, Lego, Lego, Mumma Bernie, Lego, Mmm giant titties, Lego, Lego, Golf.
You've missed nothing. Illiterate Dan is still playing golf and writing incomprehensible paragraphs on The Gram. Kirsty, who still hasn't lost a single pound, but is still yelling 'keep going and don't give up' to the masses, has given up watching him play golf .. instead she gets her nails done, goes to a coffee shop and talks to her phone whilst waiting for Dan to finish playing golf. She posts a loving tribute to Dan, to congratulate him on said golf, saying 'YOUR getting better babe'.
She takes time out of her day to put together comparison photos, dating back 10 years, to show her followers that she hasn't lost any weight.
She is still living in Bernie's spare bedroom and spends most of her time in bed, because that's the only space she has to call her own, and even that isn't her own, it's Bernies. Oh man.
Kirsty and Dan are still hoping to decorate Bernie's spare bedroom, but can't decide on a colour.
They're also hoping to claim Bernie's garage as their own because then, watch out guys, Kirsty is going to lose some weight.
Do Peacocks do a size 24?
Oh god what’s she saying? Is obnoxious old Kirsty out on insta for the football tonight? She’s so embarrassing.Kirsty the football expert now. Fickle pretentious jumped up twit.