Katie Snooks #9 Welcome to the Wedding of Katie Snooks featuring Geoffrey the Lentil. Enjoy the feast, Peasants!

[Alrighthunxo]

I’m sorry but the ad|press on this picture is a fucking joke.

 

[BeansOnBeans]

Can someone explain to me why you'd be concerned about one steroid injection a year for hay-fever, in comparison to being on roaccutane and smothering your face in 27 different chemicals every fortnight?

 

[squatternutbosh]

I bet those are aged quails eggs or something in them canapés, not any old free range fodder! U know they want to seem cool & edgy but then have to add their middle class tomfoolery to it.
I have to claim my bingo btw, I think a couple threads back I predicted the wedding meal would be served in anything but a plate, guess I was right! We have a slate tile & a flimsy picnic box

 

[MistyWindows]

Christ on a bike

 

[MistyWindows]

I’m sorry but the ad|press on this picture is a fucking joke.
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I think we need to all pitch in to get a microscope for the Ad Press signs at the rate they’re shrinking.

Someone’s been here lol

Corn ribs look minging. They’re everywhere in my city at the moment too.

 

[AB3]

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Is this for her sisters wedding?
Is she no longer maid of honour? Ooooh the drama

This is hideous and inappropriate

 

[buffyjayne]

If I was a guest and was told to dish out everyone's dinner I wouldn't be that happy about it

 

[ToxicPony]

That photo is awful, it makes her look grimy, dishevelled and like her dress doesn't fit. Also why so many photos where you can't see anyone's face? In my wedding photos I'm double chins galore but it's because the photog has got me laughing and smiling.

 

[Babybail93]

That photo is awful, it makes her look grimy, dishevelled and like her dress doesn't fit. Also why so many photos where you can't see anyone's face? In my wedding photos I'm double chins galore but it's because the photog has got me laughing and smiling.

I agree. These look like END of the night pictures, not walking TO the wedding reception!

 

[Tom_Nook]

Interesting. Very interesting. Makes me think there was no issue with the Lord and Lady Lentil Senior, and definitely more likely her sister and the timing of the wedding (and I don't blame her sister for being pissed off if that is what was going on)

Re the wedding politics, does any wedding guest give that much of a shit? Who's going to query a seating plan or a venue?! If I feel that strongly about a wedding that it offends me then I'd just Rsvp no. She's right, the couple can plan whatever day they want and if other people choose not to go then that's fine.

 

[101d]

An expensive mini bottle of cognac

Almost £700 for the miniature version. Ridiculous

 

[Babybail93]

Er.... what?

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Bubble butt? Looks flat as fuck. Goes straight into her legs

 

[Babybail93]

I’d love to have seen Geoff folding himself into a Ryanair seat

 

[squatternutbosh]

for someone traumatised by strippers she has booked a lot of strippers in the past few months…

 

[squatternutbosh]

I’m 1:04 seconds into the wedding vlog & I can’t. Her voice is unbearable. It makes me want to throw my phone onto the motorway. “oH mY GaWd thEsE aRe PeRfeCttTt” “LItTle mAgNeTsssSs” & Geoffzilla towering over her watching her like a kid on Christmas morning

edit: I’m persevering on.
I’m assuming she booked Wilton’s music hall as it’s a historic building & has historical significance, however till date she hasn’t actually told her audience why she did book Wilton’s? In the blog she’s just panning around the rooms with the camera. There’s no facts or actual content around this. She could’ve been like “I booked this venue as it’s the oldest concert hall in the world, 163years old etc” but she’s not even mentioned that once. She’s simply booked it bcoz she’s a twatty hipster with no substance & has booked it for the aesthetic purposes only. I think her guest’s acknowledged the history more than she did.

Kathy’s dictionary: Wedding tasting. Does she mean wedding menu tasting.

 

[Colorofleaves]

Geoffèl Tower! That is the best

 

[#ad#aff]

Why is she challenging people to message her directly? All she’ll do is post stories of herself crying into a tin of sad olives and pouting about hAtE

 

[MistyWindows]

I would never understand grown up people who brag about being alcoholics .How is this a flex ?!!

I would absolutely not call her an alcoholic by any stretch, it’s not really a term one should throw around imo.

There’s irresponsible drinking and making a foul of herself though. No one needs to see that.
The celebratory ‘whatever it was’ she did during that game had strong Mark Rainbow Rhythm vibes to me

 

[sheleg]

I still can’t get over Slenderman’s Rupert the Bear suit.

 

[Elle]

I would like to submit a late contender:

Katie Snooks #10 A child-free wedding (Kathleen was the exception)

Many thanks