Katie Snooks #9 Welcome to the Wedding of Katie Snooks featuring Geoffrey the Lentil. Enjoy the feast, Peasants!

[squatternutbosh]

She used to take photos and help with filming videos when she worked for Gleam!

Kind of makes these even funnier

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Lmao I remember these piks- absolutely hilarious, it’s the kind of poses we used to do as kids whenever we got hold of a disposable camera

 

[AB3]

I told my ex I wanted all my kids by 30. I had one at 25 and one at 27. I want to have an easy retirement!

 

[ohpooryou]

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(I didn’t actually send it )

Double dare ya!

 

[Tom_Nook]

I couldn't see any comments under the couple of posts I was brave to read. I wouldn't be surprised if we were the only people reading these

Come to think of it I don't think I've ever seen a comment on her blog.

This aged like milk didn't it. How many skincare products has she recommended over the last year?

Also we need a new thread name don't we!

 

[RachyWoo]

Camera behind, must look back. It's not good for the blood pressure how much that irritates me
Why does the food they eat, either at home or out, always look so vile

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

Do you need to change the pants and put the dirty ones in a bag or something?

 

[RachyWoo]

Surely she could feel she had some arse air conditioning happening. Seems strange she couldn't sense the rip in her skirt.

 

[martaS]

This must have been the boringest roundup ever, but I wonder how often the below happens

 

[squatternutbosh]

Can someone make a new thread? I would but I’ve got covid and my brain is all fogged up- I have some ranting to do about this weeks roundup - thanks muchly!

 

[AB3]

Does she think the air purifier is monitoring the pollen count....? It literally says its monitoring the particulate matter and air quality. Oh to be gifted so much expensive stuff that you don't care enough to read the box or instructions.


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Nothing to do with breathing all night?

 

[squatternutbosh]

Tired after a day of painting. A WALL. Ffs.....

Bet my life she’s got that as an appointment in her iCal

 

[SophieH94]

They're quirky and they're kooky
Privileged and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Snooksy family
Their house is like a dungeon
When people come to see 'em
They draw penises in the kitchen
The Snooksy family

This is spot on

 

[martaS]

It's where she keeps her collection of shoes, sparkly dresses she never wears anymore and her bondage bits and bobs.
(Just kidding with the last one).

 

[101d]

Has she taken her engagement ring off?

ETA it looks like it in some pics! But not others

 

[martaS]

They probably try not to think about it too much. As long as they get a grandchild one day, you know, "means justify an end"

Or rather ends justifies the means.
I fucked up there a big time

 

[martaS]

Flower could do with some attention

What do you mean? It's probably an important bouquet from an important event #GIFTED and she needs to dry it and preserve it and keep it forever to cherish the memory of the event

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

So, a bit like Kathleen, I got a bit overwhelmed with like you know, work (but actual real work you know) and forgot to do a round-up of the round-up.
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Note to self: add double date to my tally of the Snooktins outings.
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So, besides trying the Oliver Twists blazer, she tried on this little number. Yikes.
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No-one fucking cares about Slender-Geoffs bday.
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What is wrong with them? Who films themselves while seeing their wedding pics? Both are just so over the top, pretentious & contrived.
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That mannequin looks creepy behind them when they are vegetating on the sofa, where Katie is swaddled in an enormous blankey, infant style. The G-bot3000 must be high enough up at work that no one makes fun of him.

 

[Hellofish]

She's in a clip of Jamies Genovieves latest video in that stupid dress she wore the other day for the perfume launch.

 

[bunnyhun]

Not sure if I’m just being dumb but where do I see the wedding video?

 

[Liptastic]

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This is going to end badly. Stay tuned for crying selfies
I used to be into some dark books when I was a teenager and even I struggled with this one

The film is really good https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0898367/