Katie Snooks #9 Welcome to the Wedding of Katie Snooks featuring Geoffrey the Lentil. Enjoy the feast, Peasants!

[101d]

What happened with the shoes? I haven't seen!

She bought wedding shoes and was moaning that they looked scuffed and as if they'd been worn previously

 

[martaS]

Is there a need thread coming?

Have we got a title? Happy to make a thread but really not good with titles

 

[sheleg]

I actually think the sister’s wedding was a messy mishmash. Not a fan! The blokes looked like pastel Teletubbies and “Bex” dress looked like a throwback from 2001.

 

[sheleg]

I still don't understand how adjustable pants would work on a jumpsuit.. Because you'd still have to take the whole jumpsuit off!

I didn’t understand that bit either.

 

[martaS]

Does Katie lack the ability to have any of her own ideas? She just took her Hen weekend and turned it into her sister's. Strippers make me cringe, I can't stand them, but that was worse considering it was a friend!! Butler in the buff (not him, just the idea). The art thing was really for her. As for the willy biscuits, grow the fuck up Kathleen!! I wonder how many times during the weekend Katy jumped, clapped and squealed like an excited seal

Too many

 

[martaS]

Oh look at me being so nobile. I had my makeup kindly gifted but my sister doesn't so I'm doing it for her

 

[Tom_Nook]

Madam must be so busy this week
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A 'little' one. Of course.

 

[martaS]

'Burrow'

I try

 

[AB3]

I need to see a pic of the offending door!

 

[RachyWoo]

I've had no issues! You can change them more frequently if you want/ need to, but mine last most of the day they're really comfortable as well.

Spoiler: TMI

I think disposable pads are more likely to smell because they can make you sweat!

Yeah, you can change more often, I just don't like the idea of them, the menstrual Cup makes me too. Glad they work for people though and you find them comfy.

I need nothing short of a beach towel on day 2 and 3

Same here

 

[SophieH94]

She is embarrassed she's been out and about with her arse out all day. She's reinforced that by sharing a picture of herself with her arse out. Are you embarrassed or not, Kath?

She thinks to take pictures of the most mundane things. She has so much time on her hands.

And a tik tok with her arse out

 

[martaS]

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Sure. SURE.

That's the thing, I don't believe she's had so many questions about her & G wanting/having kids. I think she's addressing what we've been joking about here. You know, saying that she possibly struggle with a baby since she behaves like baby most of the time. I think some people here were genuinely curious, especially that G is quite a bit older then her. Men can obviously "make" babies until quite old age but it is easier caring for a baby when you're young and fit, and 40 is still young.
At the same time, if she's is really getting such direct questions from random people on the internet, then I'm glad I'm not and influencer. But also she could also choose not to indulge these people.

 

[martaS]

It’s hypocritical to make a fuss about the wedding shoes having been worn and returned. She had a full on professional photo shoot for no reason in a *wedding dress* that she then sent back.

Hypocrisy is her middle name

 

[sheleg]

Was her sister's baby not there??

 

[martaS]

Do you need to change the pants and put the dirty ones in a bag or something?

You shouldn't have to change them as frequently as a pad or tampon. The idea is that you put them on in the morning and change in the evening, or put on overnight. They should absorb up to 2-3 pads/tampons worth of blood.

 

[AB3]

I am surprised Kathleen didn't opt for a black dress, in order to break away from even more wedding traditions

Nice day for a black wedding: brides ditch white for dramatic gowns

Symbolism of white is no longer a priority for many as brides go in search of black dresses

www.theguardian.com

She could then use the dress as a prop in their Victorian burrow of a home after the wedding.

'Burrow'

 

[ilovegrapes75]

Ugh those lashes look so horrendous on her too.

 

[AB3]

Corn ribs? What in the vegan alternative is that?

 

[spottydotty1315]

I say 'cream crackered' and I'm native English I got it from my mum who is from Liverpool area

me too but I'm not from Liverpool, from the Midlands!

 

[Liptastic]

It's news to me too. I wish we only had male ones. I just had to cut down 4 trees in my garden which came up out of nowhere ffs.

They also come as sterile, so don't need to worry about male/female and any droppings they might produce like seed pods.