Katie Snooks #9 Welcome to the Wedding of Katie Snooks featuring Geoffrey the Lentil. Enjoy the feast, Peasants!
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She is embarrassed she's been out and about with her arse out all day. She's reinforced that by sharing a picture of herself with her arse out. Are you embarrassed or not, Kath?
She thinks to take pictures of the most mundane things. She has so much time on her hands.
She thinks to take pictures of the most mundane things. She has so much time on her hands.
Surely she could feel she had some arse air conditioning happening. Seems strange she couldn't sense the rip in her skirt.
And a tik tok with her arse out
Don't all jump on me here but, she probably got intoxicated and sacked off the filming only to have to include a little bit for claiming the drinks as a business expense.
Looks like the shirt covered her buttocks. Small mercies.
The only time when wearing pointlessly oversized clothing has worked out
Ugh those lashes look so horrendous on her too.
This is the most on brand post. Pouting and flashing her bum
I don't like how she says she delegated this or that to her mum. There are nicer ways of saying it, for example 'I asked mum to be in charge of'.
The sentence about the cake is so clunky. I know what she's trying to say but I had to read the sentence twice
I don't know how much wedding cakes cost but someone who spends £1600 on a dress and 450$ on shoes can surely afford a wedding cake? It's the same again, everything best for Katie and scraps for the guests
The sentence about the cake is so clunky. I know what she's trying to say but I had to read the sentence twice
I don't know how much wedding cakes cost but someone who spends £1600 on a dress and 450$ on shoes can surely afford a wedding cake? It's the same again, everything best for Katie and scraps for the guests
Literally looks like tall boi fell asleep on her faceAre influencers actually allowed to post things like this?
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And I know that people don't actually really kiss in wedding pics but the chemistry here is ... non-existent?
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She also linked the earrings wrong, I clicked on the link and got a '404 Page not found' error
I think she means "had money been no object"?! Phrasing it like she did makes it sound like they're hard up, which they clearly aren't!I don't like how she says she delegated this or that to her mum. There are nicer ways of saying it, for example 'I asked mum to be in charge of'.
The sentence about the cake is so clunky. I know what she's trying to say but I had to read the sentence twice
I don't know how much wedding cakes cost but someone who spends £1600 on a dress and 450$ on shoes can surely afford a wedding cake? It's the same again, everything best for Katie and scraps for the guests
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OMG the schoolgirl bow was £55 
plus £10 for embroidering EACH initial!
And the "fully bespoke cakes" from Lily Vanili start from £500. You can also customise cakes from the non-wedding menu which might be what they've done but obviously scaling it up would still make it cost a small fortune. Anyway, I'd never skimp on a wedding cake, some people really look forward to it at weddings!
plus £10 for embroidering EACH initial! And the "fully bespoke cakes" from Lily Vanili start from £500. You can also customise cakes from the non-wedding menu which might be what they've done but obviously scaling it up would still make it cost a small fortune. Anyway, I'd never skimp on a wedding cake, some people really look forward to it at weddings!
I think she does
Did Morris write this?
It would have taken minutes to check spellings and use a ruler. Also SO MUCH MEAT.
..... can you not explore flavours when you eat off a plate? Maybe it isn't sweaty enough.
More surprise food. A pie? At a wedding? What a SURPRISE! Next you'll be telling me there's cake.
Haha?
Eh?
Well if you haven't paid the venue to provide alcohol then generally you do have to provide your own. What a hardship it is when you can't get everything kindly gifted.
It's getting so performative and weird now. Why would you think it would be nice for someone else to look at you handing out drinks? Why would that even cross your mind?
Another 'surprise for the guests'. Is the next blog post about her wearing a wedding dress as a surprise for their guests?
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Does she mean she ordered it on a whim? Either way I've never spent £860 on a whim. You could have bought your own wedding cake for that price. What happened to those ASOS wedding dresses she was shilling?
That awkward moment when your bridesmaids are coordinated with the rooms in your house.
It would have taken minutes to check spellings and use a ruler. Also SO MUCH MEAT.
..... can you not explore flavours when you eat off a plate? Maybe it isn't sweaty enough.
More surprise food. A pie? At a wedding? What a SURPRISE! Next you'll be telling me there's cake.
Haha?
Eh?
Well if you haven't paid the venue to provide alcohol then generally you do have to provide your own. What a hardship it is when you can't get everything kindly gifted.
It's getting so performative and weird now. Why would you think it would be nice for someone else to look at you handing out drinks? Why would that even cross your mind?
Another 'surprise for the guests'. Is the next blog post about her wearing a wedding dress as a surprise for their guests?
Edit to add.
Does she mean she ordered it on a whim? Either way I've never spent £860 on a whim. You could have bought your own wedding cake for that price. What happened to those ASOS wedding dresses she was shilling?
That awkward moment when your bridesmaids are coordinated with the rooms in your house.
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What on earth did her vegan friend(s) eat?!
She thought she'd surprise them by being inconsiderate - she doesn't stick to traditions you know!!!
Honestly, it's a basic Pinterest witch wedding if I ever did see one
she clearly means ‘I didn’t get any offers of getting a gifted wedding cake’
There was an option but as a vegetarian, having a pie filled with quinoa, doesn't feel me with excitement.
I do have a cheeky screenshot of veggie/vegan etc options that they were providing at the weekend which I can post in the evening as it's saved on my laptop, if anyone is curious.
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