They also come as sterile, so don't need to worry about male/female and any droppings they might produce like seed pods.
Katie Snooks #9 Welcome to the Wedding of Katie Snooks featuring Geoffrey the Lentil. Enjoy the feast, Peasants!
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She may have misunderstood the questions, which were probably about why she had decided to dry out their wedding flowers, not a request for a how to guide.I forgot to post these yesterday. I'm shocked to the core that they actually had a veggie lunch and didn't make a deal out of it. (Unless there was some gorgeous ham and sardines on the table as well which she cropped, along with half rotisserie chicken [per head]).
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Do people really not know how to dry flowers?
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Ignore the willies LOL - she could have easily cover them with text or crop but ok. Hee hee.
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So the willies are still there 5 weeks later? Gee.
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"MY MIND (...) HAD ZERO HEADSPACE"
I DIE
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Though this was about Kath and Geff when I was reading quickly through.
I've always thought the drama was either with her sister or The Lentils. Her sister definitely didn't look happy on the day
It did feel like she didn't want her sister getting married first. Probably thought it was a bonus when her sister's wedding had to be postponed and grabbed that opportunity to get in first. There was definitely something nit picking at her sister during the wedding.
I thought the same as you about when Katie was asked about kids.
Practising her wedding pose and smile 
oh come on! Surely nobody does that? The thought never crossed my mind when I got married. You just stand and smile for goodness sake.....or shiver like I did because I was freezing or cry like Katie did 
of course she just had to show the crying photos. Should rename her Snivelling Snooks!
oh come on! Surely nobody does that? The thought never crossed my mind when I got married. You just stand and smile for goodness sake.....or shiver like I did because I was freezing or cry like Katie did of course she just had to show the crying photos. Should rename her Snivelling Snooks!
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Maybe her sister looked grumpy in the wedding photos because she had fallen in love with the Slenderman herself, and was simultaneously sad and angry that the G-man was indeed marrying Katie, thus leaving no room of even a possibility that they could run off into the sunset.
Obviously I'm being facetious, family feuds suck.
Geffbot seems like a minimalist, well like he was one before Katie. Now he is living in a house with sludge coloured walls (up to the ceiling) headless maniccans in hallways, stag heads protruding out of every wall, knives stored in old books and (too many to count) very badly dried flowers in a myriad of impractical small glass bottles that will double as dead fly receptacles. When Maurice dies I have a sinking feeling Kate will taxidermy him and use him as a doorstop. It must be love.
Obviously I'm being facetious, family feuds suck.
Geffbot seems like a minimalist, well like he was one before Katie. Now he is living in a house with sludge coloured walls (up to the ceiling) headless maniccans in hallways, stag heads protruding out of every wall, knives stored in old books and (too many to count) very badly dried flowers in a myriad of impractical small glass bottles that will double as dead fly receptacles. When Maurice dies I have a sinking feeling Kate will taxidermy him and use him as a doorstop. It must be love.
An ode to a feline
"I didn't know Maurice as a cat but I knew him as a table. All four legs the same length...".
(Sort of pinched from an early episode of Family Guy).
"I didn't know Maurice as a cat but I knew him as a table. All four legs the same length...".
(Sort of pinched from an early episode of Family Guy).
Back to shilling Skin and Me again. It's she joking? This girl has no shame.
And as a brand, when using disingenuous 'influencers' to advertise your products has the opposite of the desired effect and actually puts people off maybe you need to reassess your advertising approach.
And as a brand, when using disingenuous 'influencers' to advertise your products has the opposite of the desired effect and actually puts people off maybe you need to reassess your advertising approach.
Is this for her sisters wedding?
Is she no longer maid of honour? Ooooh the drama
She wakes up with a smile because her skin is clear? Has she forgotten all the sad pouty posts about her skin flaring up?
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Is this for her sisters wedding?
Is she no longer maid of honour? Ooooh the drama
She could have at least brushed her hair for the picture. Only because she said she wakes up with a smile, it doesn't have to mean she has to look in the picture like she jus woke up
(which in her case is around 11am anyway).I can see her belly button area through the fabric. I never wish to see anyone's belly button through their clothes
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Is this for her sisters wedding?
Is she no longer maid of honour? Ooooh the drama
Why would she even think this is appropriate for a wedding?
I thought she was meant to know fashion as well? It’s tits OR leg! Not both!
I thought roaccutane cured your acne Katie?
All the clothes right now are so badly made, in cheap material, and they're still expensive!
That zara dress needs shape wear under it to look decent, if I'm forking out for a formal dress I dont want to be having to buy skims too. None of them will link asos since they got rid of their aff links
She won't wear it, she'll probably treat herself to a little designer number, courtesy of Geoff's generous credit card, but one needs to get those aff links generated
She's so tiny she probably thinks she can pull both off
She defo should be continuing her roaccutane theme and telling people it works for her maintenance of her skin as post roaccutane you benefit from a small topical retinol daily.. (as I imagine a lot of her followers were gained during her documenting her journey)I thought roaccutane cured your acne Katie?
All the clothes right now are so badly made, in cheap material, and they're still expensive!
That zara dress needs shape wear under it to look decent, if I'm forking out for a formal dress I dont want to be having to buy skims too. None of them will link asos since they got rid of their aff links
Missed an audience and marketing strategy there.. unless it really is tit and doesn't contain what you would reccomend post roaccutane, I just use a revolution one, cheap and cheerful!
But when yoi type 'snooksy' into YouTube, her channel doesn't come up 
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