Katie Snooks #9 Welcome to the Wedding of Katie Snooks featuring Geoffrey the Lentil. Enjoy the feast, Peasants!

[martaS]

That pic with G's friends? I find this not funny or cool but distasteful. Two old pricks groping their friend's young wife? Eek.

 

[FreckleFrolics]

That looks like mine (and most peoples) stomachs from a.m to p.m I bloat like a mother plucker throughout the day. The photos make zero sense. How does a smaller stomach show gut health. Like me posting my tits to show what my multivitamin giving me energy

 

[squatternutbosh]

Mate, just write @Pandora sponsor me or send me free things. Would be less jarring.

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See what size she is???? She did not just have a dozen ring fittings during over the past few months

 

[MindyLahiri]

In this, the year of our Lord 2022, does ANYONE still find penis theme items at a hen funny/fun/anything other than cringe and tacky?+)!

 

[AB3]

I used to live next time a man called Geoff. He was put in jail for being a paedophile. This name gives me major ick, for lack of a better word

 

[squatternutbosh]

G must have known she was painting the door by watching her through the doorbell cam whilst he was summering at his folks in Yorkshire. The pink is an odd choice for an interior so black.
Separately I dunno how Geoffward lives with that shrill hyena laugh everyday. It makes me want to rip my own ears off.

 

[MistyWindows]

Who knew being an alcohol influencer was a thing eh?

She knows more about alcohol than she does skincare and fashion tbh

 

[martaS]

If I hear her say, or see written down "traditions we broke" one more time, my head will explode You're not special Kath and haven't done anything groundbreaking with your wedding.

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And indeed, I can't imagine these post will be any helpful to anyone. They will be self-indulgent diary entries for Kathryn to look back on

 

[amanda93]

Just noticed they had no veggie options at their wedding either, did they just expect them to eat some mash?

 

[Clover123]

And what is the point of Reels like this. Katie went down some steps to get to a "little jetty bar" and sat in a chair.
...
???

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The awkward turn to camera when she gets to the jetty really made me laugh!!!!

For someone who spends 90% of her life filming herself she is soooooo awkward on camera!

 

[Hashtagnotspon]

She definitely did the anonymous question thing so she'd get hate which she could then post to boost her engagement. There is literally no other reason to offer anonymity and then share the hate comments.

So calculated. And so sad that she feels she needs to do this as part of her 'job'.

 

[Scanchx]

How does she make a living out of social media? She is so dull and irritating.

I think Geoffs big fat London salary means she doesn't actually doesn't have to work that hard

 

[bunnyhun]

I wonder how long until gangle gets fed up of the moaning. I was in a relationship with someone who moaned non stop and it was absolutely exhausting being with someone so negative

 

[Tom_Nook]

My bad, she did more.

Fragrances layered?
Fragrance felt comfortable? (I mean good for the fragrance, if it needed comforting)
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I always comfort my single bottle of perfume 'don't worry, I can't afford more, you're the only one for me. My fav.'

 

[RachyWoo]

So her sister gets married next month. Considering she has had to wait two years because the original date was postponed due to covid rules, could Kathleen not have waited until her sister had her wedding first?

 

[BeansOnBeans]

There you go guys, the Jumping Video.

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Oh no, that video of him jumping like he is a lad has just given me so much second hand cringe.

That behaviour alone is grounds for divorce.

 

[sheleg]

Blergh. I hate all that willies stuff.

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

I needed something to cheer me up today… I’ve just been reminded of her labelling on this set of drawers which HAS THOSE SLOTS FOR LABELS remember the whole debacle (also, no, that mirror does not fit!!! It hangs over the edge and is literally leaning on the drapes)View attachment 1291116

Those sticky labels won't come off easily, she will have ruined her drawers. She and the Gman should just paint the whole place black - ceilings included. It's obviously what a kooky ssdgm, MARRIED chick living in an edgy London borough would do. That, and paint the floors sparkly gold.

Who else is pondering how her novel is getting on. Perhaps a new one is in the works... about the smollest girl in the world falling in love with the tallest boy she ever did see, how through their love and passionate encounters he introduced her to the finer things in life, such as smoll bottles of cognac and French crisps. Think 50 shades of grey meets Thumbelina with heavy Pygmalion influences.

 

[squatternutbosh]

No it’s her wedding dress collection room

 

[sheleg]

The way he comes running, like a big long streak o’ piss!