I've never had any dreams that I was dating a "celebrity". I did once have a lewd dream about Sarah Palin though.
I've never had any dreams that I was dating a "celebrity". I did once have a lewd dream about Sarah Palin though.So last night I had the strangest of dreams.. Kris Boyson was my boyfriend and we were in church singing ‘Kumbaya my Lord’ but we changed the lyrics to ‘Cum boy Carl’ and now I can’t stop singing it at work
Cum boy Carl my lord, Cum boy Carl@Alex_Jones
Oh absolutely, fantastic effort from Keiran.
In fairness I did fast forward through a lot of it , but he put in a sterling effort I thought
Sure beats the Dane Bowers Toesex video .
And the one where Skank is using a vibrator, just staring at the camera with an expression on her face as if she’s scanning shopping in Asda , that one made me proper laugh out loud .
She’s like an “ Adult”
Catherine Tate character .
Famous for being filthy in behaviour & language , sleeping around , getting her plastic Norks out , doing lads mags , walking around half naked , flashing …. But clearly hasn’t got any clue , nor any interest in sex.
Is it just me or does she sound really weird on this story?Back in Essex, must be nice having a choice of 2 places to live
Your last paragraph nails it piggy and there’s a whole truckload of muck could be added to it as well.
In fairness I did fast forward through a lot of it , but he put in a sterling effort I thought
Sure beats the Dane Bowers Toesex video .
And the one where Skank is using a vibrator, just staring at the camera with an expression on her face as if she’s scanning shopping in Asda , that one made me proper laugh out loud .
She’s like an “ Adult”
Catherine Tate character .
Famous for being filthy in behaviour & language , sleeping around , getting her plastic Norks out , doing lads mags , walking around half naked , flashing …. But clearly hasn’t got any clue , nor any interest in sex.
Acting sexy for her is all about drawing in new victims, she doesn't actually like it because it involves doing things for someone else. It's was a good scam, along with the 'mum' image but she is no longer able to fool people on either front.Oh absolutely, fantastic effort from Keiran.He should take it as a compliment I lasted to about 40 seconds in
Agree on the overt sexuality, but only outside the bedroom. It's all an act. She clearly doesn't enjoy sex because every single thing she does is a performance to her. I ALMOST feel sorry for her. (Almost! I promise!)
They buy (or pretend to buy) a perfect decent natural Christmas tree then show us a picture of what looks like a pile of polystyrene foam with a load of multicoloured sick on it. WTF.Back in Essex, must be nice having a choice of 2 places to live
Af'noon squirrel my friend@Pom Bear I'm still sniggering at your pic of Skanky going to court. And having it displayed in a gallery has about finished me off
@DC16 @Facehugger @265 @Dollylovesshoes @Pom Bear I can't believe we've nearly had another year of Skanky chatdoesn't seem like 5 minutes since last Christmas
Welcome all who have joined us over the last year. Please don't be afraid to post. And don't run off. Unless of course you're a Skanky fan & want to sing her praises.....then you can bog offShe really is the gift that keeps on giving Get comfy, pour a drink & share the Krustie family Christmas 🧉
You must have dreamt about having tea with the Queen? EVERYBODY has dreamt about tea with the Queen!I've never had any dreams that I was dating a "celebrity". I did once have a lewd dream about Sarah Palin though.
Naff Central.Back in Essex, must be nice having a choice of 2 places to live
Where in Essex? Carl's house got sold or did they pull out of the sale?Back in Essex, must be nice having a choice of 2 places to live
I should think it's a picture from whoever's house she was at for Sunday dinner yesterday, that tree is bloody awfulWhere in Essex? Carl's house got sold or did they pull out of the sale?
The only dream I've had about the Queen was that she was using some kind of suspended animation technology to artificially prolong her life. People were mad when they found outYou must have dreamt about having tea with the Queen? EVERYBODY has dreamt about tea with the Queen!
Sarah Palin is a bad choice. You know that.
Another billion dollar question that has us all flummoxed.Where in Essex? Carl's house got sold or did they pull out of the sale?
I’m sure one of our tattlers will be doing abit of detecting.Another billion dollar question that has us all flummoxed.
For now, DC! Come February, she's going to have to send her personal car salesman out to source her a campervan!Back in Essex, must be nice having a choice of 2 places to live
Isn't the not enjoying sex thing all down to her having been abused when she was young (is that allegedly or the truth, I'm not sure)? If that happened to someone then you'd understand why they would not enjoy sex. It'd be awful that their parent encouraged to do page 3 from a young age, knowing what had happened to their child... but yeah, I guess she'd learn that sex is what people want, whether she likes it or not, and that's how to gain 'love' and success etc.Oh absolutely, fantastic effort from Keiran.He should take it as a compliment I lasted to about 40 seconds in
Agree on the overt sexuality, but only outside the bedroom. It's all an act. She clearly doesn't enjoy sex because every single thing she does is a performance to her. I ALMOST feel sorry for her. (Almost! I promise!)
She definitely exhibits the behaviours of someone hyper-sexualised from a young age. Her stories about the abuse changes in every interview though, from what i've heard folk say here?Isn't the not enjoying sex thing all down to her having been abused when she was young (is that allegedly or the truth, I'm not sure)? If that happened to someone then you'd understand why they would not enjoy sex. It'd be awful that their parent encouraged to do page 3 from a young age, knowing what had happened to their child... but yeah, I guess she'd learn that sex is what people want, whether she likes it or not, and that's how to gain 'love' and success etc.
She was abused when she was young, by her own mother pimping her out as a child model & leaving her on her own with Per vy photographer types while she went shopping!Isn't the not enjoying sex thing all down to her having been abused when she was young (is that allegedly or the truth, I'm not sure)? If that happened to someone then you'd understand why they would not enjoy sex. It'd be awful that their parent encouraged to do page 3 from a young age, knowing what had happened to their child... but yeah, I guess she'd learn that sex is what people want, whether she likes it or not, and that's how to gain 'love' and success etc.
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