Me too. Though I suspect they will be okay in the end. They'll probably end up like Saffy from Ab Fab, being completely puritanical in response to their parents hedonism!
Katie Price #95 Tea got spilled, our hunger for gossip got filled, nobody got killed
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Snail trail@Winepig @PTMe & ALL NEWBIES, I was bullied off this page earlier in the year, I’m so pleased that the tide is turning & support for those who may have been afraid to comment due to the aggressive nature of some of the posters.
Keep the comments flowing & if you’ve never posted, but want to give it a try, get involved, most people are here for the ‘OMG’ that’s UNBELIEVABLE, Disgust that a human acts in this manner & generally perplexed at the inextraordinary drama it creates, and GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!
And of course our daily dose offrom the pair of
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I don’t think it wears any in ‘real-life’ it’s a snails trail situation….
Wonder if the coke truck has a scheduled stop off at the MM? With sad and sick Santa stopping over to empty his large sacks in to FrankenPrice? More chance of Santa knocking Price up than underbite Coal and his blank firing nugget.
Morning you lovely lot. 
Weather down along the south coast is dreary and miserable 
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Well what a day yesterday was, fun filled Sunday
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Let’s hope today it slows down cause I can’t keep up with the thread
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Hello newbies it’s great to have new people commenting on the skanky wanky show.
Weather down along the south coast is dreary and miserable .Well what a day yesterday was, fun filled Sunday
.Let’s hope today it slows down cause I can’t keep up with the thread
.Hello newbies it’s great to have new people commenting on the skanky wanky show.
KP during Christmas Coke bender when the truckload comes round!
“WooooooooWooooooooo”
KP during Christmas Coke bender when the truckload comes round!
That’s made me LOL, excellent 
Women do it, so why not? He was a stripper for years so it’s his bread and butter anyway. I don’t think you go out with someone like him if you’re more conservative!
I think it will be a mix of how each one will cope into adulthood. You can’t grow up with that kind of toxic environment without it affecting you somehow. Princess is the one I worry about the most.
This little piggy shall go to market…Anyway , what a rather wonderful accolade to wake up to , my first ever Thread Title .
Thank you guys .
It makes the twice being previously overlooked when I’d got the most votes worth it .
Almost
This lil piggy may just have a celebratory wine later
And what a Thread to follow !
Fisher Price Instagram Tantrums , Keiron’s Sex Video ( which I’ve yet to watch , need to steel myself for that one) so much lovely tea spilled by @ Ptme which was VERY appreciated by most of us , not so much by a small angry number , a couple of whom seem to have flounced as a result
more on ( moron) KP’s FILTHY habits & man chasing , taking an entourage on booty calls , including her daughter , the MM is now a car lot with a “ builder” living in an annexe .
She was drinking over Sunday lunch , Toddler Cole was on the Coke .
No change there .
We’ve had an influx of new blood due to a couple of posts about how people shouldn’t be scared to post nor let “ established posters” dominate or shoot them down .
Katie is still a drunk , Keiron is still a hunk ( according to a few of you) Pete is still a bleep .
Anyway , let’s party on , you funny , creative & goodly people
its not something i would ever do, or want do, (or want my partner to do), but i would never judge someone who does do it. i discovered an old neibour of mine,(many years ago) was "on the game", you would NEVER think it, to look at her, she, her home and kids were spotless. she once told me the only thing/job she would NEVER do is "be a cleaner" !
She would just say the wine was someone else's and no-one could prove otherwise. It's a bit like the "I crashed my car but a random man was driving' excuse. It's transparent but can't really be proved, so she's fine...again! I was thinking after the posts of yesterday, she gets so blackout drunk she takes a dump at the side of the road in broad daylight and can't remember it....she was woo-hooing and pissing herself repeatedly at the drag queen nightclub event....but she doesn't think she's an addict! Jesus wept! I've had quite a few drinks in my time and got up to some right shenanigans but I have never wee'd myself or peppered the motorways of Britain with turds that I have absolutely no memory of.
I bet they were hers though
I suppose these days with that policeman's horse of an arse she carts about (not Mr Price before you ask!), there will be enough fabric in her drawers to make a marquee My OH went to a frightfully posh public school once-upon-a-time. A fellow pupil there had a porn-star Mummy which did not mean a thing to him at the time but it explained how the male teachers seemed to flock around this lad's Mum on sports day or parent's evening
Wonder if the Mrs and Miss Price are going to Vegas for the 2354858645th time this Christmas? Making a vid of how to be an utter wank stain, melt and wet wipe.
Let's be honest - those children will not be like mine, or yours (if you have any!) They are showbiz children, doesn't mean they won't turn out fine, but they will just know things and see things that other kids do not. How many 'normal' children go to award shows, launch pop careers at 16, can google their Mum's foof or their Dad's wiener anytime?
There are perks, there are downfalls. Ultimately it's up to those kids how they choose to interpret it - some go down the same road, some end up accountants. The main thing is that they are not damaged by it, thankfully their Dad's seem to be giving them lots of love and attention and can steer them right
maybe even make another video " how not to marry in LA mk2"
Well they must! Between you and me I have heard that Las Vegas is a hotbed of people GETTING MARRIED that may not even love each other!!! Turns out it is ridiculously easy to marry over there - who knew? They would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those plucky, meddling kids Katie Price and her spunky sidekick Carol Woods. Thank God for those two, I'm going to LV next year, could have ended married!!
Are they actually skanky’s knickers?
So, in the interests of research - and as a nod to my new position of Thread Queen , I have just watched Keirons sex video .
My , he does have some stamina doesn’t he ?
He’s gone slightly “ up” in my estimation , so to speak
As for “ Paige Turner” she seems like a nice girl , with her “mouth full of cum” at the end
But a lot more interactive than Skanky from the clips I’ve seen, in fairness.
What a holy shower of Universal Credit they truly are .
Anyway , back to the wrapping
My , he does have some stamina doesn’t he ?
He’s gone slightly “ up” in my estimation , so to speak
As for “ Paige Turner” she seems like a nice girl , with her “mouth full of cum” at the end
But a lot more interactive than Skanky from the clips I’ve seen, in fairness.
What a holy shower of Universal Credit they truly are .
Anyway , back to the wrapping
Attitudes change all the time and what would have been shocking before (think of Kenneth Tynan being the first to say duck on TV and the outrage that caused) that Kieran's employment may seem something and nothing by the time J and B grow up. Their mother is another matter though and her behaviour will have to be lived down.
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