Katie Price #90 Heigh-Ho! Heigh-Ho! Its off to Jail you go!

[tracey3871]

Vanity ... Her children 'my world' ... REALLY KATE??? ... Yet you choose to spend the few days before court trying to look thinner & younger, in an effort to hang on to that violent ugly tithead Carol ... It's all about YOU ... See Harvey 'every weekend' ??? Not this one ... You know the one before you potentially go to prison ... he doesn't matter ... as long as you look thinner and younger ... You can make money from him without seeing him anyway, that's all he is to you ... Money & publicity ... Your true narcissistic colours are really showing now ...

 

[Greggs Sausage Roll]

There is a strong possibility she has gone to Turkey again for more lipo

She’s just rotten it’s simple, exercise is key to maintaining good mental health, noticed dimwit hasn’t posted any gurning vids of him down the gym either

is she going to fake a ‘medical drama’

 

[Pisspotshow]

Apparently they went to Belgium in secret

Katie Price undergoes 13th boob job 5 days before prison sentencing

KATIE Price has undergone surgery in Belgium – five days before she’s sentenced in her drink-drive court case. The reality star underwent liposuction, had fat removed from her bum, and …

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It says she's had her tits lifted, where the fuck are they now?
Orbiting the planet I should think by now.
Filming it live to Youtube.
Shagging on Only Fans is all that's left for it now.
And a cheap wooden box after.

I give it another six months before it's dead!

 

[Badirene]

Meanwhile KP, your child is sick, but don’t suppose you give a toss, as too busy getting more work done #motheroftheyearnot

Those children are lucky to have the stepmothers they have, both seem engaged and caring in what must be batshit circumstances, you would need the patience of a saint to have Price in even the periphery of your life. It's very sad that Harvey doesn't get to have that same stability and home life that the other kids got

 

[In_Deep]

Katie Price #91

Nips, Tucks, Suction, Injection... Never mind Belgium she should be banged up on a section!

 

[Greggs Sausage Roll]

This is what you should be doing right now Katie, taking your kids to the pantomime and making memories with them, but no, you well and truly f’d that up, enjoy whatever nip and tuck you are having again, pretending you are here, shouldn’t of let your dodgy fiancé post you were off on a road trip it’s just all ME, ME, ME

Kids being kids, it’s an absolute joy to see they’re in the right place now and clearly very happy and settled. I’m not a huge fan of KH but he’s a bloody good Father and those kids deserve all the happiness of a stable, happy and healthy life

 

[woowoono2]

What is this crap that she keeps filming? Is she trying to recreate the days of KAPTNC? I think she got so used to being filmed every minute that she can’t stop, she’s addicted to having a camera on her, even when it’s just a mate with an iPhone.
Chris must be really struggling to get any decent content as I’m still waiting for the 5pm Troof video and I really need to see the documentary about how easy it is to get married in Vegas, coz I really haven’t a clue. I’d be interested to know how many views her crappy YouTube films get, but I’m not gonna watch them or even click, so I’ll let someone else find out.

 

[Whl1994]

Staytemunt frum Meeeeee, Kaytee Pryse Pete you cunt innit!

Ryte, sew Eyve ownlee gawn an fakked of two Brussils wiv the WUN, me printz chow mein an fureva luv Coyle Wud two go an get me ars flattined ain eye? Keeeerun you wanka. Wooooo! Wen eye say git me ars flattined eye downe meen punchin Coyle do eye but me ars wots on me bodee.
Eye dunnknow wot owl da fus is abat do eye? Yew owl slaytin meee on da Daylee Male an beeleeve me eye lyke a male daylee down eye Pete you cunt but yew lot av gawn an heffictad me mentil elf buy seyin stuff abat Keeeeruns arsowl. Yew av reemyndid me ov fings wot eye sore bak wen eye woz marreed to da cunt. Speshallee wen me an the WUN, me printz chow mein an fureva luv Coyle Wud wer gunna do an eaten challinge. Ow can eye do that wen owl eye can sea is dat big bran star lukkin bak at me Pete you wanka. Eyeve ownlee gawn an startid sufrin frum Pete STD agen ain eye??
Owl eye ham triyin two do is mayke meself luk gawjus four me nex big happeerunce in cort aint eye? Harfta owl, eyem a top mudel an a intrupintaner, an hactrus, an orfa, a singa, foxee beengo muvva ov da yeer an owl rand top burd an yew lot ar triyin two mayke owt eye ham a bit of a cunt. Pete you tossa.
Eye ham arksin four me prevassy sew eye can sought me lyfe owt, in pryvit, an beecum da besd vurshon ov meeself...prefriblee ow eye lukked twenny yeers ago woooooo...
Sew leeve me alown in pryvit ovverwize yor gunna fuk up me deel four me hexcloosif wiv HoKay magazeen wooooooo
Pete you cunt
Fankz....Kaytee Pryse Keerun yew can shut up an owl.

 

[DC16]

"She sought treatment in The Priory following her crash and has been seeing a therapist weekly.”

The source continued that Katie thinks showing she has reached out for help will aid her case.

In Ok magazine.


Pretty sure if she is talking to a therapist weekly, would they recommend it’s a fantastic idea to go for surgery days before your court hearing. Surely that kind of thing is almost the opposite and that you WON’T take on advice and learn from your mistakes?

 

[Joanna Surrey]

If she really has gone to Turkey for something it'll only take her to say she's not fit to travel or has an infection and that'll be it adjourned again! They should have confiscated her passport. Also she's the only person I've ever seen who despite endless lipo just gets bigger and bigger, something really weird going on with her body now, she's such a funny shape.

 

[Gem74]

#katiePrice91 the norks might be higher, she thinks she’s on fire, but her belly still resembles a tyre

 

[Lovenews]

Katie Price says she's flying to Turkey for MORE surgery ahead of sentencing

KATIE Price is planning to head to Turkey for more surgery ahead of her upcoming drink drive sentencing. The 43-year-old has told pals she’s not happy with her latest work and wants to squeeze in s…

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It is so odd that she is allowed, even if she is allowed travel, she will have to recover and possibly risk covid from travelling. My point being she will be incapacitated to go to prison for xmas.

 

[ClivE]

so they planning on flying to Turkey with the money he as made from advertising a con on his instagram (they have been done for this before)what do they have to do before any action is actually taken

 

[Webster1357]

In the morgue if she keeps having it done. A body can only take so much.

I read Katie Piper's autobiography ages ago, and her surgeon told her that her life expectancy was shortened by the number of ops she'd had, because of the anaesthesia. That poor woman had to undergo all of that, Katie Price opts to have all of these operation for nothing other than vanity. I just don't understand it at all.

 

[Miss Lola]

I’m really behind on this thread.
Any news on slapgate?
Just seen a photo on her Instagram of B &!J ‘looking for frogs’ in her horrible slimy, empty pool.
Someone commented ‘best mum by miles’ - do these mental midgets not realise that none of her kids live with her F/T?

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

 

[Nikkinoo]

It is so odd that she is allowed, even if she is allowed travel, she will have to recover and possibly risk covid from travelling. My point being she will be incapacitated to go to prison for xmas.

They have hospital wings......I've seen it on Wentworth lol

Katie Price says she's flying to Turkey for MORE surgery ahead of sentencing

KATIE Price is planning to head to Turkey for more surgery ahead of her upcoming drink drive sentencing. The 43-year-old has told pals she’s not happy with her latest work and wants to squeeze in s…

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Well done @DC16

 

[freda19]

I really don't think she is having a tit job or lipo or similar.
I suspect it's fertiliity stuff. Maybe having eggs harvested/implanted.
Those sessions don't take long and are more easily managed than tit surgery so doing it just prior to a court appearanceis no big deal.
She'll get off with a slap on the wrist again because she is a mother of 5 children, one of whom is disabled and dependent on her for all his needs ... and they are all fussy eaters so she has to cook everything from scratch, catering to their individual wants as well as holding down a job and fighting off crazy home invaders and jewel thiefs.

OK. the bit in bold is all bollix but you need to remember that most UK judges have spent many many hours wanking over laminated posters of her with her tits and foof on display, so they are likely blind by now and will only see their page 3 icon through a misty haze of adoration. If she cries hard enough they'd even forgive her skinning a puppy live in the court room. The law is an ass.

 

[NotTheDoctor]

If the fat can’t come back in the liposuctioned zones, and she’s already had lots of it sucked out, where on Earth will the fat appear next? Perhaps it’s all gathering around her bazooka silicon? Nose? Toes, fingers?

Maybe all the excess fat will pop out, all over, at the same time. End result... Its even got the pre turkey teef!

 

[freda19]

I know it would be tempting to post photos that show her lies and infuriating for Michelle and Kieran....but she thrives on drama, it's what she wants, it will make her feel important that they are responding to what she's posted.
The best revenge would be getting court orders and injunctions like PA seems to have done.

Correct. I know some people rant about hating PA, and accuse him of all sorts of crap, demanding he "do something" but clearly he is "doing something". He's keeping things legal, keeping it off press radar, and avoiding giving pricey fuel for her ill temper. We don't need to see the legal documents or lawyers bills and the "he should do something!" cries are boring. Same as with Harvey. He DID fight for him, prepared a room for him in his new home, booked a specialist nurse and had visitation until pricey's demands became absurd and he knew he was never gonna win against the birth mother legally and gave up. Sometimes you need to know when to fold and I see his handling of pricey to be similar to the Royals handling of smeggy markle and handbag harry ... don't feed the trolls. Let them accuse and scream and be cunts and just ignore them. It drives them nuts. Live your best life, which is what the Andres are doing and it drives pricey potty. However Princess and Junior turn out they've been well looked after by one parent at least and Junior and PA are very close (for now). I can see why Michelle posted re Jett being ill and at home , but it just fed pricey the troll to try to out do her. So childish. Go legal, protect the kids and shut up publicly.