Katie Price #83 Same old balls rinse and repeat, Drama, drugs, men and 2 broken feet!

[Ethel's little Willy]

False lies? So the truth then? Nothing she writes makes sense!View attachment 874260

I'm going to the Priory cos Jan has caused my Mental elf with her mean girl comments and ratings!

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

Speaks volumes

Classy like none other

 

[TurkeyTeef]

Mind your eyes

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Jesus bleeping Christ. Never mind a phone, she’d get the whole bleeping mast up there. Sideways. And unlubed.

 

[Jersey Girl]

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Katie Price #84 in 4 weeks time she'll get her commupence, until then it's pulling out phones from her great big tuppence!

Hi @PTMe. Nice to see you back.

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

What’s this about a phone in minge situation? Never heard this before

I wish I knew...but my coochie is empty. I have heard of Richard Gere and the gerbil up his bum though.

 

[MitziAdele]

The Jan stuff is hilarious. I'm in tears laughing at all the comments

 

[thetrooth]

I wish I knew...but my coochie is empty. I have heard of Richard Gere and the gerbil up his bum though.

I’d be worried if I could fit a phone up there

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Just caught up. Phew I feel like I've been physically forced up a wind tunnel 1000 times. I'm exhausted after reading all that . This thread is brilliant and so funny .

Jan doesn't think so

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Jan, Jan, the bakers man, defends the Pricey on the Instagram!

 

[Facehugger]

There's shades of Cole around this Jan person.

50 shades of Chamois leather

 

[pinkstar16]

Jan, Jan, the bakers man, defends the Pricey on the Instagram!

thread suggestion!

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Mind your eyes

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Sorry I’m a few pages back trying to catch up…

Da duck!! Is going on here what on Earth is she shoving up it? Serious shudders. Thanks mate, going to need therapy now

 

[Winepig]

Said in the manner of Alan Partridge ;

“ jan …. Jan …..Jan … JAN …JAN “

 

[pinkstar16]

Sorry I’m a few pages back trying to catch up…

Da duck!! Is going on here what on Earth is she shoving up it? Serious shudders. Thanks mate, going to need therapy now

god almighty thought it was just a rumour.

 

[Winepig]

Jan- You have NO authority here !

Now be a good girl & get KP a beer

 

[SmillieKylie]

Going back to Jan insulting me...

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See Jan hasn’t put you through the database, no percentage rating given, just an insult. Disappointing effort Jan, do better, we need those numbers.

 

[pinkstar16]

See Jan hasn’t put you through the database, no percentage rating given, just an insult. Disappointing effort Jan, do better, we need those numbers.

Howay Jan, without the stats you just sound deluded…. Oh wait

oh who am I kidding, I can’t stay mad at our Jan

 

[sleepdeprivedandobsessed]

On the other hand, I'm approximately 46.287% not sure about Jan.

Can’t stop laughing! I’m confused tho is a higher number or lower better?

 

[Hereforagoodtime85]

Thread #84 KP prison & a driving ban, at least she can use Jan to be her best man

 

[Mishka13]

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Katie Price #84 in 4 weeks time she'll get her commupence, until then it's pulling out phones from her great big tuppence!

So happy you’re still here